Strategy 3

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However, with the increasing number of men exchanging pigs, the Viagra seller decided to expand production capacity and launch a secondary Viagra product. If you were short of a pig, you could borrow one by promising to spend a night with the woman in question, paying for the pig later. This method greatly boosted Viagra sales.
A Harvard professor commented: "This is a loan, allowing businesses to borrow working capital based on future earnings."
Later, even if you didn't have a single pig, you could borrow one by promising to spend a night with the woman in question, paying for the pig later.
The Harvard professor commented: "This is financial innovation, letting people spend future money now, since you won't be able to spend it when you're old anyway."
As soon as the news spread, more and more men exchanged pigs. Some approached the Viagra seller, saying, "This project is fantastic! Let's turn it into a high-quality fund and sell bonds, so you can share in my profits!"
The Viagra seller thought it was a great idea, so the company categorized the men into three groups: those exchanging pigs with existing pigs, those borrowing a portion of their pigs, and those borrowing without any pigs, issuing three types of bonds. Everyone rushed in, buying the bonds from the Viagra store. The store's business was so good that they outsourced bond sales to another company, which also profited immensely. The company grew larger and larger, even able to issue bonds detached from actual Viagra sales, generating huge cash profits for itself and the store.
A Harvard professor commented: "This is a case of professionals doing professional work, moving from physical business to capital operation; the economy has entered a higher level."
To prevent future losses on its bonds, the company decided to insure them, making bond sales even easier. If problems arose, they could receive compensation from the insurance company. Wow, the bond company's sales were booming, and the insurance company also gained huge, unearned insurance revenue.
A Harvard professor commented: "This is risk hedging, strategic alliances, improving the company's risk resistance and protecting consumer interests."
Too many men were lining up to exchange Viagra for pigs, and the woman couldn't handle it anymore, saying, "I'm quitting, I'm moving!" Suddenly, countless men with Viagra were in debt.
Harvard professor's comment: This is an isolated phenomenon, a normal market fluctuation, and will not affect the overall economy.
As a result, the woman refused to move back. Some men who owed pigs had no income and had to default on their debts. Consequently, a large number of bonds matured and could not be redeemed for pigs. The bond companies, seeing that one Viagra pill was worth 16 pigs, realized they couldn't afford to repay and declared bankruptcy
. Harvard professor's comment: This is a subprime mortgage crisis and will not affect the entire financial industry.
However, the bond companies had also insured the bonds. The insurance companies, seeing that they couldn't afford to pay out, also declared bankruptcy.
Harvard professor's comment: This is a financial crisis, but it will not affect the overall real economy.

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