The difference between young girls and lolis

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1. The difference between a young girl and a loli
: Regarding the difference between a young girl and a loli, Archer, a well-known translator in the ACG (Anime, Comics, and Games) community who is into loli-loving, analyzed: "If you push a little girl down, and she says, 'Ouch! That hurts!', then she's a young girl. If she says in terror, 'What are you trying to do!?', then she's a loli."
Comment: An expert is an expert; what a brilliant insight!

2. A
leader inspected a pastoral area and entered a herder's yurt. The herder lifted the curtain to let the leader in, but the leader politely insisted that the herder go first. The herder said, "Please go first; we herders are used to walking behind the livestock."
Comment: This herder is an honest man; he speaks the truth.

3.
When you're on a blind date, the woman says, "You don't have a house or a car, what are you doing here?" How would you answer? Here's a suggested answer: "I'm here to show my love and care."
Comment: If you need a house and a car to go on a blind date, then there's a 60% chance you're out of luck.

4.
There was a girl in my class who was a bit of a pervert. Her QQ nickname was "Refuse." So I asked her out of curiosity: "Why do you have that name?" She replied with a shy emoji: "Don't you think adding a radical makes it more subtle?"
Comment: Sister, your subtlety is a bit too obvious.

5. What a loss!
I suddenly thought of a question. If you date for 7 or 8 years and then find out your wife is infertile after marriage, wouldn't all those condoms you bought over the years be wasted? That's a lot of money.
Comment: Dude, you're ruthless. Now you're concerned about the money you spent

on condoms. 6. A woman tried to buy breakfast with counterfeit money. The vendor was angry: "Sister, it's one thing if you give me counterfeit money, but at least it's printed. This bill of yours is drawn! Even if it's drawn, you could have drawn a ten-yuan or five-yuan bill, but you drew a seven-yuan bill!" "
Comment: This stupid woman wants to treat others like fools, doesn't she even look at herself?

7. Dumb: "Dad, what is xx?"
Dad: "This... let me show you."
(Dad takes Dumb into the room and points to Mom lying on the bed)
Dad: "See Mom's hole? Watch carefully..."
(Dad jumps onto the bed and starts having sex with Mom)
(At this moment, the younger brother runs into the room)
Younger brother: "What is Dad doing?"
Dumb: "Having sex with Mom."
Younger brother: "What is xx?"
Dumb: "See Dad's hole? Watch carefully..."
Comment: This Dumb is too smart, his dad is going to be in trouble.

8. On the wall of a factory, there is a line of big words: "Use your rotten dick here."
Below is a line of small words: "I am a woman, I am not afraid." "
Comment: Next time, this wall will definitely have another line added: 'Woman's rotten butt.'

9. A couple stayed overnight in the suburbs. The hotel owner told them to be understanding because there were frequent power outages at night due to insufficient electricity.
Unexpectedly, the couple not only didn't mind, but also thought it was exciting. So they agreed that they would make love every time the power went out.
Sure enough, every two hours, the power went out. After several times, the man had to drag his tired body to the hotel owner to discuss: 'Boss, I'm willing to pay more, but please do me a favor and change it to a power outage every four hours, okay?'
The hotel owner smiled awkwardly and said: 'I'd be happy to help you, but you're too late. Your girlfriend has already paid me extra on the condition that the power goes out every half hour!'
Comment: This woman is quite tough. If she finds a pervert in a porn site, she can meet the requirements. All perverts who can do it every half hour, please support me!

10. The teacher asked: 'Children, do you want to know how the first person appeared?'" "
Little Ivan stood up from the back row and replied, 'Madam, we are actually more interested in how the third person in the world came to be.'
Comment: This little Ivan is bound to achieve great things in the future; his future is bright.

11. A boy said to a girl, 'I liked you the moment I saw you!' The girl asked curiously, 'When was the first time you saw me?' The boy quickly explained, 'It was the first day of school. I saw you come to school with your family, and you were wearing a really pretty dress!' The girl was furious: 'I wasn't wearing a dress that day; the one wearing a dress was my mom!' Comment
: With a boyfriend like that, how could you possibly get a girl? It's an injustice!

12. A young woman reported to the police: 'I put my money inside my bra, and a handsome guy stole it in the crowded subway…' The policeman was puzzled: 'Didn't you notice it in such a sensitive place?' The young woman blushed and replied, 'Who would have thought he was stealing money?'"
Comment: This young woman seems lonely and is waiting for someone to make a further move.

13. A woman said to her cheating husband: "If you dare to divorce me and marry that young vixen, I'll marry her father. From then on, our son will call you brother-in-law, and you'll have to call me Mom!" The husband fainted on the spot and behaved himself from then on...

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