12 Reasons Why Women Shouldn't Wear Sundresses

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12 Reasons Why I Oppose Girls Wearing Sundresses
First of all, let me clarify that I am absolutely not a pervert, nor am I peeping at you!

1. You clearly know I'm nearsighted, yet you still insist on wearing one—so I object.

2. Because you're taller than me, I can only see Mount Everest, but not the Grand Canyon—so I object.
3. When I'm riding my bicycle, please don't pick up books from the ground, because I've already kissed the trash can twice,

and the repair costs are too high—so I object. 4. I deliberately threw 5, 10, and 20 yuan notes in front of you countless times, and once even a heartbreaking 50 yuan note, but you never picked them up (while the chubby girl next to you benefited), making me eat free meals for months—so I object.

5. When I pretend to have a question to ask you, why do you politely stand up to answer? —Therefore, I object to point
6: I waited for you like a gecko on the balcony, and you opened your parasol without regard for the danger of my working at height. —Therefore, I object to point

7: I stayed up all night applying Newton's First Law, the Law of Universal Gravitation, and e=mc2, even burning out two CPUs to calculate when the thin wire on your shoulder would break, and it wasn't a fake. —Therefore, I object to point

8: Your skills at the dance machine, ice skating, and bowling are so terrible, I've never seen you fall. —Therefore, I object to point

9: You have no sympathy. I deliberately let the soccer ball knock me down, causing my nose to bleed profusely, and you let my sweaty teammates squat down and stuff two wads of toilet paper into my nostrils. —Therefore, I object to point

10: You didn't even consider that I almost got caught by an old man for trying to raise the seat of your mountain bike, but you actually lowered the seat again. —Therefore, I object to point
11: I finally saw you drop a sunflower seed in, why did you go to the bathroom to get it out? —Therefore, I object to

number 12. There are just too many perverts lately. Every time I see you, they're all staring. I can only squeeze through the "pack of wolves" to get a head in and defend every inch of your "territory" with my eyes. —Therefore, I object.

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