Humor in Chinese Football (Repost)

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1. First line: What worries does our men's football team have? Second line: Like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel. Horizontal scroll: No one can shoot. 2. First line: What worries does our men's football team have? Second line: Like a group of prostitutes guarding a brothel. Horizontal scroll: Always getting shot at. 3. First line: What worries does our men's football team have? Second line: Like a group of mischievous children going to a brothel. Horizontal scroll: Still unable to shoot. 4. First line: What worries does our men's football team have? Second line: Like waiters and servants in a brothel. Horizontal scroll: Watching others shoot.

2. The captains of the Chinese, Japanese, and South Korean national football teams met with God. The South Korean asked, "God, when will South Korea win the World Cup?" God replied, "In 50 years!" The South Korean captain cried, "I won't live to see that day!" The Japanese captain asked, "God, when will Japan win the World Cup?" God replied, "In 100 years!" The Japanese captain cried, "I won't live to see that day!" Just as the Chinese captain was about to speak, God cried, "Don't ask anymore, I won't live to see that day!"

3. Camacho approached Milutinovic: "I'm going to coach the Chinese national team." Milutinovic
: "Congratulations on your success!"
Camacho: "How do you manage the team?"
Milutinovic: "Build good relationships with the players." Camacho : "
How do you avoid being scolded after a loss?" Milutinovic: "
Build good relationships with the reporters!" Camacho
: "How do you avoid being dismissed early?" Milutinovic: "
Build good relationships with the Football Association!"
Camacho: "How do you qualify for the World Cup?"
Milutinovic remained silent for a long time: "This... How could you have such an idea? This requires building good relationships with God!"

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