The Deer and the Cauldron: Chapters 1 & 2 (of Overthrowing the Legend)

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Chapter 1 A Different World.
Gu Tian, male, 28 years old. On December 12, 2016, while shopping for discounted goods on e-commerce platforms, his computer malfunctioned and he tragically died from electrocution.
"I don't mind dying. Everyone dies eventually. But what's with this time travel?" A child's voice murmured.
"Time travel is one thing, but why am I still in China? Shouldn't I be in another world?!"
"Being in China is one thing, but why am I back in ancient times? Couldn't they send me to a more technologically advanced future world to enjoy a technologically advanced life?!" "Being
in ancient times is one thing, but why did I have to come to the Qing Dynasty? Time travel novels always say, 'If you don't rebel in the Qing Dynasty, you'll get a drill in your chrysanthemum.' I don't want to rebel or get a drill in my chrysanthemum!"
"Coming to the Qing Dynasty is one thing, but why did I become a character in a novel? And it's a low-level martial arts world like The Deer and the Cauldron, where there's no chance of learning any extraordinary skills!"
"Coming to The Deer and the Cauldron is one thing, but why did I become a plot character, and a minor, insignificant extra at that?"
"Being a character in the plot is one thing, but why am I a eunuch?! Why is the guy in front of me that old turtle named Hai Dafu, and he's calling me Little Guizi?! Good heavens! Director, I demand a script change!"
Thus, in a parallel universe where many laws differ from those of Gu Tian's Earth, when the future Qing Dynasty emperor, Aisin-Gioro Xuan Ye, was still a little boy, Gu Tian cried out in the imperial palace.
Before him stood a smiling old eunuch, Hai Dafu, who played a significant role in the early stages of *The Deer and the Cauldron* and was known as Old Turtle Hai.
Hai Dafu looked at Gu Tian with a benevolent smile: "Little Guizi, starting today you must practice your skills. As a eunuch, you must develop a large penis to rise above others in the harem. You must diligently practice this manual from today onwards."
As he spoke, Hai Dafu placed a book titled *The Golden Spear Technique* in front of the five-year-old Little Guizi (Gu Tian), who stared blankly at Hai Dafu
... A eunuch?! "What?! A big penis?! What the hell?!" Gu Tian subconsciously reached down to his crotch. His penis was still
there! Aren't eunuchs supposed to be castrated?! Why would he need to keep his penis? Aren't they afraid of causing trouble in the palace?!
Gu Tian felt like he was about to be completely bewildered. Was this really the legendary world of *The Deer and the Cauldron*? Director, you not only got the wrong script, but you also scribbled all over it with a red pen!
Do you know how much the screenwriter and Jin Yong are worried about?!
The world Gu Tian arrived in was indeed the world of *The Deer and the Cauldron*, but it was vastly different from his Earth
. The concept of parallel universes has always been controversial in the scientific community. Each parallel universe is a space completely different from Earth's universe.
The laws here may be the same as Earth's, but they may also be vastly different. In some universes, one plus one doesn't equal two, but three or even four.
The concepts of physical and biological laws in these universes may be completely different from the concepts of Earth in Gu Tian's previous life. The world Furuta arrived in was actually a parallel universe where the laws of nature were highly aligned with those of Earth. In basic mathematics, one plus one equals two;
in fundamental physics, apples fall from trees to the ground instead of rising into the sky—
making it a truly Earth-like world. Only minor deviations existed in certain laws. For example, some biological laws
differed drastically from Furuta's understanding of Earth. Even the most basic method of reproduction had undergone significant changes.
In this world, the idea that a kiss could result in a child was no longer an outdated lie. The method of reproduction for men and women here was indeed French kissing. This perspective completely overturned Furuta's worldview.

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