The Happy Life of Queen Want Want

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The Happy Life of Queen Wangwang_______________________________________________________________ I dedicate this belated birthday gift to Miss "Meet in" and Miss "Nana," wishing them a happy life, a joyful heart, and that they

turn twenty this year and eighteen next year. _______________________________________________________________ 　　Inviting the Moon Empire, the eighth day of the ninth month of the first year of Wangwang. 　　Night had fallen, and eight or nine out of ten households in Jade Rabbit Town had turned off their lights and gone to bed, except for the brothel, Luanfeng Tower, which remained brightly lit. 　　In the bathhouse on the first floor, a misty, spring-like atmosphere filled the air, and the girls inside were washing themselves, chattering more noisily than magpies. 　　"Ugh, that customer was so annoying! He made me do a striptease for ages before even getting down to business, and then, just when we were all set up to go, that wimp ejaculated all over me! I'm covered in this mess!" 　　"Little Ke, you should be grateful. My customer was the real devil. Small dick, lots of tricks. One minute he was doing push-ups , the next he was doing one-legged poses. Clumsy hands and feet, he treated me like I wasn't even human. He pinched my breasts and buttocks until they were all bruised and battered , boohoo." 　　"Sister Zi Mei, who told you to be the busty queen of our Luanfeng Tower? Slim waist and supple body, the moment you touch a man, you stick to him like a sticky candy, bewitching him. When isn't your business the best ? Humph, it's worth the suffering!" 　　"Pah! I, Zi Mei, was born into the wrong family, becoming sisters with a bunch of sluts like you. You're all vixen-like, but with the hearts of hungry wolves." 　　"Hehe, I had a patron today, handsome and good-looking, and so generous, he's irresistible! Next time he comes, I won't take him even if he doesn't charge me." 　　"Yiyi, are you crazy? Doing it for free? You've worn your cunt out from touching it so much, does that mean your little pussy gets softer with all the rubbing?" 　　"Oh, I was just saying, why the rush?" 　　"Pah! I can't stand your infatuated look! 　　" "..." 　　The girls chattered away, saying things that kept everyone awake. 　　Luanfeng Tower was the largest brothel in Jade Rabbit Town. The women there weren't exactly stunning beauties, but they were still quite attractive. Among the women bathing at this were tender little girls and mature, beautiful women. In the misty steam, there were pink limbs and snowy thighs, and the rooms were filled with a warm, fragrant aroma, like a women's kingdom. 　　A stone carving was embedded in the wall beside the bathhouse, depicting a majestic eagle surveying the heavens. At this moment, the eagle's eyes seemed to come alive, blinking eerily. 　　The young master of the Luanfeng Tower, named Liu Jing, courtesy name Yufeng, had specifically instructed the craftsmen to leave a hidden compartment during the construction of this bathhouse so he could easily spy on them—truly a case of a lecherous voyeur. 　　Now, he was crouching in the hidden compartment, his lustful eyes darting about, thoroughly enjoying the spectacle. 　　More than ten beautiful women emerged from the bath, completely naked before him, arousing Liu Jing to the point of near bursting blood vessels. He was truly unable to control his desire, his heart burning with lust. Alas, his manhood was as small as a silkworm cocoon, unable to perform many things except urination. 　　Liu Jing was seventeen this year, sexually mature beyond his years, but physically still a virgin. He was intelligent, having passed the imperial examination at fifteen. His mother, Liu Liu, hoped he would achieve great things and bring honor to the family. Liu Jing's deceased father left behind a large business—Luanfeng Tower. Although it was incredibly lucrative, its reputation was tarnished. Liu's mother, Liu Liu, feared her son would become involved in prostitution too early and neglect his studies. She somehow found an ancient formula and made a drug called "Shrinking Yang Pill" for her son , making him unable to have sex despite his desires, thus curbing his lustful thoughts and allowing him to focus on his studies. Fortunately, her efforts paid off; Liu Jing is now a talented literary and martial arts skills. 　　After spying for a long time, Liu Jing shivered and realized he had been out for quite some time . It was time to leave, otherwise, if his mother checked the room and found the bed empty, it would be a big problem. Thinking of this, he tiptoed hidden door and sneaked home. 　　The next morning, Liu Jing ate breakfast with his mother. Liu's mother's maiden name was Liu, and she was thirty-five years old when she conceived Liu Jing, her precious child. The couple were overjoyed, treating her like a precious gem. Unfortunately, Mr. Liu passed away when Liu Jing was only twelve years old, leaving behind a widow and her young child. Although they had a large family fortune and were never short of food or clothing, they were still very lonely. 　　Liu Shi asked, "Xiao Jing, how's your studying going?" 　　Liu Jing puffed out his chest and said, "Mother, is that even a question? Your son, not only within a hundred miles of Jade Rabbit Town , but even in the entire Inviting Moon Empire, who can rival me in literary talent and martial arts?" 　　"Tsk tsk, you little rascal, you're getting cocky. There are only forty days left until the Flower Are you confident you'll win?" 　　"Absolutely!" 　　"Don't exaggerate." 　　"Mother, just you wait and see..." 　　 ... 　　To make a long story short, we'll skip over Liu Jing's exam process with a light touch, and just say that the great talent Liu was blessed by the gods, his writing flowed like a rainbow, and he overcame all obstacles to win the Imperial Examination, becoming the top scholar with the highest honors. His fellow candidates exclaimed: "Wow, truly a rare breed, one in fifty years, worth a hundred taels!" 　　On this day, a grand banquet was held outside the Golden Palace, a lively and bustling affair. 　　Her Majesty the Empress of the Yaoyue Empire was named Xiao Yanran. From a young age, she was exceptionally was incredibly popular, receiving screams and blessings wherever she went. She was truly loved by everyone, admired by all, and even the dead would come to life upon seeing her, and pigs would drool at the sight of her. (Okay, I can't praise her any more, or the readers will throw bricks at me.) 　　Therefore, after the previous emperor's death, Xiao Yanran, at the tender age of twenty, became the eighteenth emperor , and the third empress in the empire's history. Without much thought, she told the Minister of Rites: "Since I have just ascended the throne, according to custom, a general amnesty should be granted. May Heaven bless my Yaoyue Empire with peace and prosperity, and may my people live happily, with abundant fortune and good luck. My reign title will be 'Wangwang' (meaning 'prosperous')." 　　From then on, the people of the Yaoyue Empire respectfully called this emperor Empress Wangwang. 　　At this moment, Queen Wangwang sat regally on her golden throne, her phoenix eyes gleaming with authority, and asked, "Has Duke Nana arrived ?"

Duke Nana stepped forward and bowed, saying, "Your Majesty, I am here." Duke

Nana's full name was Christina Aguilera. Originally an envoy from the Byzantine Empire, she had become very close to Empress Wangwang when she was still a princess. The two were of similar age and shared similar interests, and over the years they became closer than sisters. When Empress Wangwang ascended the throne, she immediately bestowed upon her the title of First-Class Duke, a great honor. 　　"My dear minister, you were unwell a few days ago and were unable to attend court. I was very concerned. Are you feeling better today?" 　　"Thanks to Your Majesty's good fortune, I am well." 　　"Hmm, you should rest more." 　　Duke Nana thanked the Empress and returned to her seat. 　　"Where is Prince Qing?" 　　Prince Qing, Xiao Longqi, who was in charge of the Ministry of Rites 　　, stepped forward and bowed: "Your subject is here." He announced the top three scholars of this year's Flower-themed Imperial Examination: Liu Jing, Pei Chen, and Dian Zhui. Prince Qing faced the outside of the Golden Hall and called out: "Announce the top three scholars of this year's Flower-themed Imperial Examination: Liu Jing, Pei Chen, and Dian Zhui. Enter the hall!" 　　... 　　In the Golden Hall, someone was drooling. Who else could it be but Liu Jing? It was Empress Wangwang! It's pitiful, really. Empress has vast territories and millions of people under her rule, but alas, she is still a virgin. She has always wanted to find a suitable husband . This Flower-themed Imperial Examination was held to select the most talented young men in the country and choose the best to be her husband. 　　Looking at the three young talents in the Golden Hall, they were all outstanding. The second and third place scholars were fine, but this new top scholar , Liu Jing, was truly adorable. Moreover, he had achieved the highest honors in all three categories. He was practically a literary star descended to earth. Tsk tsk tsk, it was truly a once-in-a-century opportunity for a good marriage right before her eyes. Empress Wangwang, no longer reserved, wiped the drool from her lips and asked gently , "Newly appointed top scholar, what is your name? Where are you from? Are you married? Who else is in your family?" 　　Liu Jing was puzzled; Empress Wangwang was asking such detailed questions, like a local official checking household registers. However, she was Her Majesty the Empress, so she naturally had to answer carefully: "Your subject is from Yutu Town, Hezhou Prefecture, Anxi Road. My name is Liu Jing, courtesy name Yufeng. My father died early, and my loving mother is still alive. I am seventeen years old and have not yet found a suitable spouse." 　　Empress Wangwang's eyes lit up, and she thought to herself, "Tsk tsk, seventeen years old, a tender virgin! Heaven has arranged a wonderful marriage for me." 　　... On 　　their wedding night, Liu Jing, dressed in a bright red auspicious robe and with a red veil over his head, sat demurely on the edge of the dragon bed, feeling utterly wronged. He thought to himself, how had he, a fine young man, been reduced to marrying into an imperial family, becoming the world's number one gigolo? "Waaah!" he thought. "But the Empress Wangwang is so beautiful! We'll be inseparable , indulging in passionate lovemaking, whispering sweet nothings..." Just thinking about it made him blush! 　　Lost in his reverie, he heard footsteps approaching from outside the door. A woman slowly walked to his side, her perfume filling the air—truly intoxicating. Liu Jing's heart pounded In a flash, the red veil was lifted, and Liu Jing gracefully raised his face to gaze deeply into the eyes of his empress wife… 　　Silence filled the room; Liu Jing was frozen in place. 　　What came into view was the ugly woman's shrewish face, a face bigger than both of his buttocks, with copper bell eyes, crooked eyebrows, a face full of fat, a wide mouth and thick lips painted with gaudy lipstick, like two disgusting expired sausages, a mouthful of yellowed, protruding teeth, and a stench of garlic. 　　The ugly woman curtsied to Liu Jing and said in a terrifyingly affected, high-pitched voice, "I am a palace lady-in-waiting, responsible for instructing the Empress and the Prince on the proper etiquette for their wedding night." 　　Liu Jing, suppressing her nausea, forced a smile and said, "The wedding night is a grand ceremony, a matter of great human relations, hehe, I'll need your guidance ." 　　The ugly woman covered her mouth, giggled a few times like Xi Shi (a legendary beauty), and said, "It is my honor to see Her Majesty the Empress and the Prince in such harmony. My maiden name is Kongkong'er, and Her Majesty has the grace to call me Sister Kong, hehe , I am truly ashamed. If the Prince doesn't mind, you may also call me Sister Kong, hehe." 　　Liu Jing clutched her throat to prevent herself from vomiting the nauseating food that had risen there. Her face contorted several times as she forced down the vomit before asking in a hoarse voice, "Thank you for your trouble, Sister Kong. How ?" 　　"Chirp chirp, this is a grand ceremony, of course we have to take off our clothes first, chirp chirp ." 　　Liu Jing thought to herself, "Of course I know I have to take off my clothes, but I should take them off with my lovely wife, how can I take them off in front of you, you old monster?" 　　Although Liu Jing was dissatisfied, she still quickly took off the groom's wedding clothes, leaving her only wearing a set of close-fitting undergarments. 　　"Take off your undergarments too, naked, stripped pig, chirp chirp chirp, Your Highness, don't be shy, you'll grow up after tonight , chirp chirp chirp." 　　As Liu Jing took off the last few pieces of cloth, she muttered to herself, "Damn it, ugly people are always up to no good, what do you mean stripped pig, you old monster, taking off all your clothes is what stripped pig is all about." 　　"Ah—" A scream rang out in the room, as shrill as a woman's scream when giving birth. 　　The flight attendant pointed at the small silkworm cocoon between Liu Jing's legs and exclaimed in a shrill voice, "What a delicate little penis! It's comparable to my second sister's three-year-old grandson!" 　　Liu Jing replied without batting an eye, "Please, don't compare it to your second sister's grandson. That little brat hasn't even grown any hair yet!" 　　"Oh dear, Your Highness, apart from having a few more yellow hairs, I can't see any difference between this little penis and a little brat's. Forgive my bluntness, but with this tiny piece of meat, it'll be difficult to satisfy Her Majesty the Empress." 　　"Hey, flight attendant, we've only met once, we're not even familiar yet. What do you mean 'tiny piece of meat'? This is a man 's pride, a symbol of masculinity! Do you think it's some kind of Kung Pao chicken sold at a roadside stall? Humph! Forget it, I wanted to give Her Majesty the Empress a surprise, but you had to ruin it." 　　"All I see is shock, not joy!" 　　"I knew you'd say that, just you wait." Unable to contain his anger, Liu Jing pulled , held it out to the flight attendant, and opened it. Inside was a red pill. 　　The flight attendant looked puzzled, about to ask a question. 　　Liu Jing took out the pill and swallowed it with two mouthfuls of saliva. A short while later, the silkworm cocoon between his legs slowly swelled up … 　　The flight attendant stared in disbelief, looking like a gambler placing a huge bet, repeatedly shouting, "It's bigger! It 's bigger! It's bigger!"

Liu Jing, holding a large sausage, walked to the mahogany table and tapped it against the hard surface, asking,
"I say, will one sausage like this satisfy Her Majesty the Empress?"

"Satisfy her, satisfy her! Oh dear, don't break it! Where can you find such a treasure? Your Highness, what...
what's going on?"

"My mother was afraid I'd become addicted to brothels from a young age, so she gave me a 'Shrinking Yang Pill.' As a result, my seventeen-year-old
penis is smaller than a three-year-old's. This time, when I went to the capital for the imperial examinations, my mother said I was grown up and naturally wouldn't
restrict me anymore. That pill was a 'Spirit Turtle Spreading Power Pill.' Once taken, it immediately makes the spirit turtle spread its power, overwhelming everything!"

"Oh dear, you're truly well-mannered. " "

Sister Kong, what should we do next?"

"Next, Your Highness, please lie down on the dragon bed."

Liu Jing exclaimed, "Me, lie down first? Shouldn't the Empress lie down first?"

"Don't talk nonsense! The ruler is Qian (?), the subject is Kun (?), Qian is Heaven, Kun is Earth. How
can ?"

"I don't care about that! Ask yourself, when a rooster treads water, is the rooster on top or the hen?"

The flight attendant roared, "Where are the Imperial Guards with Covers? Someone come in and escort His Highness to the bed
!"

The Imperial Guards with Covers were originally the Imperial Guards with Swords. Empress Wangwang disliked the
word

"sword" as it sounded ominous, so she ordered the guards to add a brocade cover to their swords, renaming them Imperial Guards with Covers. The head of the Imperial Guards with Covers was named Arno Feather, a Persian whose full name was "Arnold Adidas
Ibrahim Jahammed Feather in the Sky." Empress Wangwang was confused by his tongue-twisting name and simply gave him
a simple Chinese name: Arno Feather.

Headmaster Arno wasn't a high-ranking official, but no one in the Yaoyue Empire dared to offend him. Why? His wife was Duchess Nana—
powerful indeed .

Hearing the flight attendant's outburst from outside the door, Chief Eunuch Arno personally entered and, like an eagle snatching a chick, politely
"helped" Liu Jing onto the bed, binding her limbs with colorful ribbons in a "太" (tai) shape.

"I'll fucking swear, Arno! What are you doing? Don't do anything reckless! I'm the Empress's husband!
The other day I was unhappy, so I turned your chief guard into a eunuch, uh—," Liu Jing's mouth was also gagged. Only
her fifth limb remained, stiffly pointing at the top of the mosquito net.

After his gentle violence, Chief Eunuch Arno bowed and left the room.

The flight attendant helped the naked Empress towards Liu Jing. Liu Jing tried desperately to lift his head to see the bride's
body , but the flight attendant swiftly covered his eyes with a red silk cloth. Liu Jing cried inwardly, "Ugh,
what kind of wedding night is this? The groom can't even look at the bride's body, is this necrophilia?"

The flight attendant's ghostly voice seemed to come from the deepest level of hell, shouting, "Heaven and earth unite, yin and yang
harmonize , men and women love, the great ceremony of human relations. Sit until the end, and the empire will be forever secure."

Liu Jing felt a warm, fleshy hole envelop his intestines and sit down...

"Ouch, it hurts so much!" It was the Empress who cried out in pain; Liu Jing, the little red flower boy, was also quite sore from losing his virginity, but he
couldn't cry out.

The flight attendant's ghostly voice shouted again: "Sitting together until white hair and eyebrows, wife sings and husband follows.

" Liu Jing was very depressed, thinking, "What do you mean, 'wife sings and husband follows'? It can be said backwards? There's no justice in this world."

The flight attendant continued chanting: "May your family be prosperous and your descendants numerous!"

Liu Jing, having adapted to the initial pain, was about to savor the sweetness of sex when the
Empress asked, "Flight attendant, I'm not mentally prepared to be a mother. What if I get pregnant?"

The flight attendant replied, "That's easy, just tie it up."

Liu Jing was puzzled: "Tie it up? What do you mean?"

A thin rope was wrapped around the base of Liu Jing's penis several times, then tightened. "Ugh—
," Liu Jing groaned, now understanding what "tied up" meant. From then on, Liu Jing endured the torment of pain and pleasure
, his penis gradually becoming numb from the constant binding.

...

After the Empress's climax, she was helped by the palace maids to clean herself. Liu Jing's penis, a
glossy, purplish-black color, stood stubbornly erect like a large eggplant.

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November 8th, Year 1 of the Wangwang Era

Two months have passed since Queen Wangwang's wedding, but she is in a bad mood. Her married life is far from the blissful life she
envisioned . Prince Liu is cold and distant towards her, treating her like a stranger.

When Her Majesty feels lonely and depressed, she likes to chat with Duke Nana.

"Nana, how come your skin is so well-maintained?"

"Oh, a woman's flower needs a man's milk to nourish it, of course!"

"What's so good about it?" "What's a man's milk?"

"Oh dear, Your Majesty, you already know the answer, you're already married, why are you asking this?"

"Is it that rice-milk-like stuff that comes out of a man's penis?"

"Hehe, you already know, why ask?"

"I usually don't allow him to ejaculate that stuff inside me, I find it sticky and disgusting!"

"Ha, all of it comes out externally?"

"Yeah, once I'm satisfied, I'll go wash up and go to sleep, don't worry about what happens afterward.

" "Tsk tsk, what kind of 'marital bliss' is that?"

"Oh? So you're saying Nana's married life is more interesting than mine?"

"Of course."

"I'd love to see."

"Go ahead and see, but don't let my husband know, otherwise he'll be nervous and won't perform well.

" "Understood."

...

In the bedroom of Duke Nana's house.

Duke Nana, bound in a spread-eagle position with red silk, said in a coquettish voice to Steward Arno, "Mao Mao, come here!"

Steward Arno remained silent, retreated a hundred paces, then suddenly turned around and jogged towards Nana's naked body, shouting
, "Watch me

shoot an arrow through the willow leaf from a hundred paces, one shot and it'll be in the hole! Charge!" Unexpectedly, the red silk binding her wasn't tied properly and came loose, causing Nana's naked body to
sag slightly. Just then, Mao Mao's penis, which was meant to penetrate her, struck her soft lower abdomen instead.

Nana screamed, "Oh—!" Steward Arno panicked, hurriedly untied the colorful silk bindings, and put his beloved wife down.

Nana bent over, sticking out her snow-white buttocks like an ostrich, her hands covering her lower abdomen, moaning softly.
Steward Arno, with a throbbing penis in his hand, didn't know what to do with his hand. Although they were an old married couple, this situation was
really embarrassing.

"Mao Mao, my lower abdomen looks like it's going to get bruised."

"No way, am I that strong?"

Nana slapped him back and said, "Hmph! I'm fasting tonight, so stay away from that disgusting thing of yours.
"

"Seriously? Freshly baked, steaming hot, and generously portioned sausage, you can actually resist eating it?
"

"Tch, is it that special? I'm tired of lobster and abalone, who cares about your stale sausage, it
smells ."

"Nana, Nana, oh my good wife, Scholar Chen once said to Emperor Wu of Wei: 'The arrow is on the string and must be
released,' can you bear to let me stay hard until dawn?"

"I don't care, go masturbate yourself."

"Waaah, masturbating is bad for your health, without the lubrication of spring water, even if I masturbate until my skin peels, it won't be satisfying."

After a while of playful banter, Nana turned around shyly, leaning against a desk, presenting her slender waist
and snowy buttocks to her husband.

Arno, the steward, panting heavily, lifted his enormous member and thrust it into her, pushing and shoving. The two clung to each other,
moaning and whimpering, becoming a conjoined pair of lovers, thoroughly enjoying themselves.

Queen Wangwang watched from behind the screen with great curiosity, never imagining that male-female intercourse could be like this. Her own
pair of snowflake dogs had done the same thing every year in February and August. "Oh dear," she thought, "how can humans be so similar to dogs!
Pah , pah!" But Nana, that slut, had such a lewd and wanton look on her face, truly enjoying herself to death.

"Nana, your butt is so pretty, like the full moon."

"Pah! The moon is so cold, who cares to compare their butt to it?"

"Nana, I suddenly want to sing, I want to sing Zhou Dacai's 'Chrysanthemum's Fading.'"

"Why did you think of singing that vulgar song?"

"Chrysanthemum fading/full of wounds on your buttocks/your smile has turned yellow/entered your rectum/watching the spring water flow quietly/the north wind is chaotic
/the night is not yet over/your chrysanthemum fragrance lingers/helplessly I can't hold back and am about to burst."

"Wait, you little brat, are you thinking of..."

"Hehe, my parents gave me life, but Nana understands me."

"Stop! If you dare touch my chrysanthemum, I'm not finished with you."

"I absolutely won't touch it."

"Hmph."

"Because I'm going to touch it a lot, hehe," the head of the steward Arno's big penis pressed against Nana's little chrysanthemum,
hot and fiery.

Nana made her last desperate struggle, like a fish out of water, swaying left and right with a splashing sound.

After several unsuccessful attempts to penetrate her anus, Steward Arno grew increasingly angry. He gripped her swaying waist tightly,
preventing her from moving an inch, and charged forward without hesitation.

"Ah—" came a woman's scream, Nana's, which clearly hurt.

"Ah—" came another woman's scream, this time not Nana's, but Queen Wangwang's. Queen Wangwang was furious.
How could a woman be treated like this? She pushed aside the screen, stepped out, and, hands on her hips, shouted, "Arno Feather, do you
know your crime?!"

...

In Queen Wangwang's royal garden, the Queen and the Duchess were laughing together.

"Hehehe"

"Squeak squeak squeak"

"Do you know your crime, hehe... Oh dear, I can't take it anymore, my intestines hurt from laughing."

"Oh dear, I won't say anymore, I won't say anymore, this is so embarrassing."

"Mao Mao almost went limp, hehe, now every time we do it, I have to strip naked and do a striptease to get hard."

"Sigh, as an empress, I'm not as happy as you."

"Then if you don't become an empress, I won't become a duke either. Let's go on a private visit, hehe, and live the life of
ordinary people , how about it?"

"That suggestion is very tempting!"

"Let's do it!"

"Hmm"

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In the eastern part of the Inviting Moon Empire, there is a small city with beautiful scenery. The city is not large, but the water and soil nourish people. Handsome men and beautiful women
run all over the streets, so the people of the empire call it the City of Beauty, or simply the City of Color.

The people of the City of Color don't care who the magistrate is, who the county magistrate is, or who the registrar is. Those things
have nothing to do , and they are too lazy to care.

In Keshe City, people often chatted about a few interesting local celebrities during their leisure time: Butcher Mu, Scholar Niu,
Big-Footed Goose, Little Blackie, and Peddler Shi.

Butcher Mu lived in Slaughtering Pig Lane in the south of the city and was the owner of Mu's Butcher Shop. At least
half of the pork consumed by the city's residents every day came from Mu's Butcher Shop. In the public's impression, when they thought of a butcher, they would mostly picture
a burly man with a face full of fat and a thick neck and waist. Butcher Mu was different. Although he was engaged in a lowly profession, he was quite handsome, with a
straight nose, square mouth, red lips, and white teeth. Apart from his slightly frivolous and lewd peach blossom eyes, he was basically a refined man.

Butcher Mu was a kind and fair man who never shortchanged customers. Customers affectionately called him Mu Mu. He
was especially attentive to his customers, particularly young women and wives. One young woman asked, "Brother Mu Mu, my
back has been aching these past few days, and I'm not feeling well."

Mu Mu deftly chopped off two pounds of pig tail bones and handed them to her, saying, "Go back and add peanuts and red dates to
make soup; it'll help nourish your back."

Sister-in-law Furong asked, "Little Mu Mu, lately your older brother's been having trouble getting an erection at night. Do you have any fresh pig penis?" Mu Mu blushed, lowered her head, and acted like a quail, saying,
"

Well, Sister Furong, I haven't slaughtered
many pigs these past few days, so I haven't accumulated any good pig penises. Don't worry, as long as I have some, I'll save some for you."

Sister Furong winked and said, "Okay, you can have it. Don't say you don't have any next time, or I'll
cut off your penis to make up the difference, hehe. I'll find you a good match sometime."

Mu Mu nodded repeatedly, involuntarily shivering.

Mu the butcher was twenty-nine this year and still single. Confucius said, "At thirty, one should be established," but Mu the butcher wasn't in a hurry.
Sometimes the neighbors would tease him, "Mu Mu, do you want to be a bachelor for life?" Mu the butcher would swing his arm,
cleanly chop off a hairy pig's head with his butcher knife, and then wipe his face with his greasy hands, smearing his hands with...
Sweating profusely, he casually remarked to those who were teasing him, "Yeah, finding a wife is like stewing a pig's head. You have to cook it until it's tender,
you can't rush it!" Everyone laughed for a while and then dispersed.

...

As night deepened, a man in black leaped out from the depths of Slaughterhouse Alley, leaping onto the rooftops and nimbly traversing the ridges
as if walking on flat ground.

The man in black landed at the back gate of the mansion of the city's wealthy tycoon, Master Hu, and after cautiously checking that no one was around,
he nimbly scaled the wall and entered.

Early the next morning, in the inner quarters of Master Hu's residence, Master Hu's favorite concubine, Xiao Taohong, screamed in a pig-like voice, "Thieves
! All my gold and silver jewelry has been stolen! Waaah, even my undergarments have been stolen!"

...

In the backyard of Butcher Mu's house in Pig Slaughter Alley, a pot of hot soup was bubbling on the stove.
In the pigpen enclosed by wooden bars, several fat pigs huddled together in fear. Mu Mu looked at the pigs, grabbed a woman's
silk undergarment, covered his nose, took a few deep breaths, and said, "Damn, Xiao Taohong's scent is really
strong ."

Bang bang bang, someone knocked on

the door outside the courtyard. Butcher Mu hurriedly stuffed the undergarment into his clothes and went out to open the door.

He saw it was Sai Yan, the Left Patrol Officer of Secheng. His daily job was to patrol the streets, taking care of even
the most trivial matters. The people of Secheng called him Big-Footed Goose.

Big-footed Goose walked into the yard, pulled over a pig-slaughtering stool, and sat down with an air of authority.

Butcher Mu was displeased and shouted: Get out of the way! What are you doing? Is this your stool? Don't delay me
from slaughtering the pig .

Big-Footed Goose didn't move, coldly looking at Butcher Mu and saying, "Mu Mu, what did you do last night?"

Butcher Mu's expression changed and he said, "Why should I tell you? I went to Tianxiang Tower to pick up girls, is that a problem?
"

"Oh, so you got lost after picking up girls and wandered into the Hu family mansion?"

Butcher Mu crossed his arms and looked at Big-Footed Goose, saying very shrewdly, "Since you know, what are you planning to do?"

"Nothing much, the wealth of the Jianghu is distributed among the Jianghu, don't think you can keep it all to yourself."

"I'll give you one hundred taels of silver, plus a full package of food, drinks, and entertainment at Tianxiang Tower."

"Tch, are you trying to fob me off? Less than five hundred taels is out of the question, and of course, food, drinks, and entertainment are also essential."

"You might as well rob someone, damn it, I've been up all night, what have you been doing, come and share the spoils with me."

"Whether I give it to you or not is up to you." "

Big-Footed Goose, you win, I don't have the silver now, I have to sell the goods first."

"I know the rules, but this Tianxiang Tower..."

"Let's go."

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The two left Slaughterhouse Alley and headed straight for Tianxiang Tower, the city's largest brothel.

Tianxiang Tower boasted four top courtesans, each exceptional in beauty and talent: Fengxian, a beauty from Jiangnan, whose pipa playing was unparalleled,
and whose painting skills were also superb; Xiaoyueyue, a rouge-like beauty from the north, whose bold and forthright nature rivaled any man's, and whose coquettish charm was unmatched;
Reigaga, a Persian courtesan, known as the "Red-Lip, Fiery, Soul-Stealing Songstress"; and Yang Dache Namu, a barbarian from Nanzhao, nicknamed "Big Red Flower
with a Twisted Waist."

When Mu the Butcher and his party arrived, the two became four, as two more companions joined them along the way: Xiao Hei and
Shi Huolang. According to Mu the Butcher, the refined act of visiting prostitutes only truly flourished when everyone was present.

Both Xiao Hei and the peddler were spotless, without a single copper coin. However, with Butcher Mu as their big
spender , they didn't stand on ceremony. The two strode forward, crossing the threshold of Tianxiang Tower, and loudly called out, "
Madam, our patrons have arrived! Tell the four most beautiful courtesans of Tianxiang Tower to come out and greet us!" "

Coming!" The madam came out, swaying her water-barrel-like waist. Upon seeing Xiao Hei and the peddler, her face changed color instantly. She put
her hands on her hips and roared, "Bah! You two poor bastards! Xiao Hei, you still owe Tianxiang Tower ten taels of silver for
your services! We've been looking everywhere for you, and you still have the nerve to pretend to be big spenders?"

Xiao Hei stammered and shrank back.

The madam pointed at the peddler and yelled, "And you, Shi San! You've got a good deal, but
the cosmetics you sold to our girls at Tianxiang Tower were all expired! What a disgrace! Several girls have developed pimples and swelling on their faces, and
haven't . You'd better pay up!"

Shi San, thick-skinned, said seriously, "Madam, you can't just grab breasts and stick your penis in anyone, but can you
say whatever you want? My reputation as a peddler is second to none in the brothel. I'm honest and fair, and my goods are genuine. What expired or not
? It's definitely because your girls used expired cosmetics!" "If you use it wrong, you'll blame me for any problems that arise."

The madam was furious and about to start cursing again when Butcher Mu walked in and said, "Mama Song, stop it. If you have
any losses, come to me. It's my treat today."

The madam, who had been fierce just moments before, immediately beamed with joy upon hearing Butcher Mu's words: "Oh my, Mr.
Mu is truly impressive! Please come in quickly."

Because it wasn't peak time, there were few customers, and soon the four most beautiful courtesans arrived, all looking exhausted and
sleepy. Butcher Mu started throwing money around, slapping silver notes onto the table one by one. With each slap, the women woke up a little more, and
soon they all chattered and gathered around him.

Butcher Mu was also direct, dragging Sister Fengxian and Yang Dache Namu to a room, leaving Reggie Gaga and Yueyue behind.
Now things were in trouble. There were too many wolves and not enough meat. Big-Footed Goose, acting like a superior, struck first, pulling Reggie Gaga away.

Little Yueyue was quite frustrated that she hadn't managed to snag two wealthy patrons. Looking at the two penniless clients before her, she felt a surge of displeasure.
She grabbed a banana from the table, popped it into her mouth, and spit it out, the peel
completely removed.

Holding the peeled banana in her left hand, her mouth bulging,
she chewed in unison, giving the two clients a defiant sidelong glance.

Little Black swallowed hard, involuntarily shivering. Looking at Shi San, he said, "Brother, how
about we change to another one? This girl is hard to get."

Shi San rubbed his face to wake himself up and said, "Changing

girls costs extra. Mu Mu doesn't have time to worry about us right now." Xiao Yueyue looked at Shi San and Xiao Hei with disdain and said arrogantly, "Are you in or not? If not, I'm going back to my room to sleep.
You guys are so poor and stingy. You're picky even though you have a prostitute to go to."

Xiao Hei and Shi San were real men, and their blood was stirred up. They pushed the reluctant Xiao Yueyue to open
a room.

After the three entered the room, the peddler sadly discovered that their "battlefield"
was separated from Mu Mu's "battlefield" by only one wall, and the house was very poorly soundproofed. He wondered if he had entered a paradise where paths crisscrossed and the sounds of chickens and dogs could
be heard everywhere.

Hearing Mu Mu's boar-like voice shouting, "Roar, roar, roar, roar, get ready to slaughter the pigs! One of you is fat and
strong, the other is pink and cute. Today I'm going to go on a killing spree! I'll plunge my red-tasseled spear in, and your slutty juices will gush out!"

"Oh my, is this a red-tasseled spear? It's so black and thick, it's practically Zhang Sanye's eighteen-foot spear! And
there's a soul-chasing meteor hammer hanging down there too. I'm scared!"

Mu Mu was smug, probably feeling like her bones had lightened a few pounds. She said arrogantly, "When we have money, we
'll go to two prostitutes. We'll fuck the tender cunts and play with the fat ones. Fat woman, get on the bed and lie down properly. Sister Feng, you lie on top
of the fat woman and get into position."

The peddler was heartbroken and shouted, "Damn it, Mu Mu, you're wasting food! You eat until you're sick,
leaving us two brothers to go hungry."

Meanwhile, Mu Mu's side had already started their battle, making a huge commotion, almost like they were going to demolish the house.

Yueyue lay down on the bed, eating a banana, exuding a cocky, "I don't care" attitude,
which infuriated the two clients. A heated argument ensued between them about who should go first. Neither wanted to be the one left holding the bag. Yueyue snapped,
"What the hell? What's all the fuss about? Just come at me all at once! Hurry up, I need to go back to sleep after we're done!"

Wow, this Yueyue is really good at throwing her weight around!

However, the three of them playing sandwich is a pretty good game. After a game of rock-paper-scissors, the two patrons decided
who would go by water and who by land. Just as they were getting ready to get started, someone upstairs started singing:

"Little brother can bring one, bring one, bring one, he can bring one, bring one knife / Bring one, bring one, bring one, he can
bring one, bring one knife / Ah yi oh yo / Auntie auntie auntie oh—"

The singing rose higher and higher, as if it were going to pierce the clouds. The glass cups in the room
shattered with a "crack." Little Black covered his ears in pain, and Stone Peddler was also on the verge of tears, crying out in a sob, "Big-footed Goose, if you're
going to patronize a prostitute, then patronize a prostitute properly. Let Reggie sing 'Tante,' boohoo—"

Little Yueyue, however, was unaffected, probably used to it. She combed her pubic hair with her fingers and said, "Sigh!
Too much hair is such a hassle, it's easy to get lice." Little Black and Stone Peddler stared at each other, almost losing their nerve. At

the

same time, two distinguished guests arrived at Niu Ji Teahouse in the West Market of Se City—
Queen Wangwang and Duchess Nana, disguised as commoners.

One was an imperial ruler, the other a high-ranking official; even in civilian attire, they exuded an air of wealth and power. The clever
and quick-witted teahouse waiter, Aji, greeted them with a beaming smile and warmly led them to a private room upstairs.
Another waiter, Maoliang, brought over damp, hot towels for the guests to wipe their faces and hands.

A little boy, about eight or nine years old, walked in. He was chubby, fair-skinned, and incredibly cute,
with a cute bun and a small red dot the size of his pinky between his eyebrows.

The child, though young, spoke with an air of maturity: "Esteemed guests, please forgive my intrusion. Look,
this spot offers a perfect view of the storyteller on stage. Today's storyteller is the owner of our Niu's Teahouse,
my father, Master Niu. Not to brag, but my father is a renowned figure in our city. He's literate
, and even before I became his son, he passed the imperial examinations and became a scholar. He's also skilled in divination and geomancy,
and people in the West Market consult him for weddings and funerals. He's also knowledgeable in traditional Chinese medicine; villagers come to him for remedies when they have
minor ailments —cheap and effective."

Wangwang and Nana were amused by this precocious little devil. Nana pinched the child's chubby
cheek and said, "Oh, so you're Young Master Niu then." "

I wouldn't dare call you Young Master. If you two sisters find me agreeable, just call me Little Niu."

"Little Niu, do you have a proper name?"

"Yes, my dad named me that. My full name is Niu Baiye (牛百叶)."

The two girls burst out laughing. "Hehe, Niu Baiye, why did your dad give you such a name?"

"Haha, don't laugh at me, it's because I eat a lot. My dad said I have four stomachs like a cow,
so he named me Niu Baiye."

"Hehe, so you're quite the little glutton."

"Don't underestimate me just because I eat a lot. I do a lot too. When I'm tired of studying, I come to the teahouse to help out. The tea I, Little Niu, brew,
everyone in the whole town who's tasted it gives it a thumbs up."

"Hehehe, don't exaggerate."

"What are you bragging about? I'll brew some tea for you two right now. Weasel lifts the curtain—let me show you my skills first.
Aji , Cat Food, go and bring up all the tea-making utensils."

Aji and Cat Food responded and busily but efficiently prepared.

A kettle of water was boiling on the charcoal stove, steaming. Xiao Niu knelt beside the tea table, first
arranging the white porcelain tea set pleasingly, then skillfully roasting, grinding, and sifting the tea with graceful movements.

Once the water in the kettle on the charcoal stove had reached its second boil, Xiao Niu picked up the kettle and rinsed the teacups with the boiling water to
preheat . Then he placed the tea leaves into the cups, adding a little boiling water to create a paste. While pouring the boiling water,
he whisked the tea to create foam. With each whisk, the room was filled with the aroma of tea…

Xiao Niu placed the two cups of brewed tea on tea trays and respectfully offered them to the two distinguished guests. The two women each
took a sip of the tea offered by Xiao Niu, finding it fragrant and refreshing, leaving them feeling
invigorated .

“Delicious! Hmm, very good! I didn’t realize Xiao Niu was so talented at such a young age; his skills are truly remarkable!”

“Thank you for the compliment, sisters,” Xiao Niu smiled brightly.

Nana casually tossed over a silver ingot, worth about ten taels, as a reward for the calf. She then tossed two silver nuggets, each weighing
about to Aji and the cat food. The three of them happily thanked her and withdrew.

Wangwang and Nana sipped their fine tea, quietly watching Mr. Niu tell his story downstairs.

Mr. Niu opened his folding fan with a whoosh, coughed, and began to speak with great earnestness: "Ladies and gentlemen, today
I'm going to tell you a new story. The title is 'Chen Pipi's Battle.' It tells the story of
Chen Pipi, a man from Yutu Town, Anxi Road, Hezhou Prefecture, in my Yaoyue Empire. He possesses superb martial arts skills, single-handedly resisting bandits, routing them in a rout.
In the end, a beauty falls for a hero, and Chen Pipi marries thirty wives and concubines, every day..."

Mr. Niu's voice was loud and clear, his enunciation precise. This book had heroes, fierce battles, and strategic brilliance, but most importantly, it
had beautiful women. The protagonist, a commoner, rose through hard work to achieve great things, drawing the audience in completely.
A harem of wives and concubines , surrounded by fragrance—who wouldn't want that? He would occasionally throw in some
risqué jokes, making the audience drool and shout with delight. Whenever he got to a steamy scene, Mr. Niu would feign taking a sip of tea to soothe his throat,
while the audience, impatient, would throw coins onto the stage, urging, "Tell us! Tell us!"

"Chen Pipi stood behind her, watching Cheng Xiaoyue's slender waist and full hips. His hand reached out,
hesitating above Cheng Xiaoyue's buttocks. The buttocks, unaware of his presence, continued to sway gracefully, enticing the
ever- approaching hand. Chen Pipi hesitated, thinking: 'If I touch her, what will
happen?'... "

At this point, with a "smack," Mr. Niu closed his folding fan and slammed it on the table: "Nothing is impossible
if mind to it. This is the story of a small person's struggle, an ordinary person's adventure. To find out if Chen Pipi and Cheng Xiaoyue will get
together, stay tuned for the next installment."

The audience below erupted in an uproar. They were at the most exciting part, and now it was already the next installment? They absolutely refused to accept it,
all clamoring for Mr. Niu to continue. Mr. Niu could only bow and apologize to the group of rice bowl hosts,
thanking them for their patronage, but his attitude was firm: if they wanted to continue, they would have to come back tomorrow.

Upstairs, Queen Wangwang had already ground her teeth to powder, angrily saying to Nana, "That Mr. Niu is truly despicable!
I know Prince Liu once wrote a novel called 'Chen Pipi's Battle,' which contains absolutely nothing of
the sordid things he just mentioned. He must have altered Prince Liu's work, adding some erotic descriptions to sell books and swindle money."

Nana was also furious: "This is outrageous! He's supposed to be the leader of the 'I Love Spinach' group in the Eight Outer Halls of the Baolong Clan! He's
utterly shameless and vile!"

Queen Wangwang slammed her hand on the table and said, "Bring him up here and interrogate him thoroughly."

A short while later, Mr. Niu came upstairs. Upon seeing the two distinguished guests, he was so frightened that he knelt on one knee, saying,
"Lingling, the leader of the 'I Love Spinach' group in the Eight Outer Halls of the Baolong Clan, greets Your Majesty and Duke Nana."

"Lingling, where are your group members?"

"This?"

"Speak."

"Lingling Ai (Butcher Mu), Lingling Dabo (Big-Footed Goose), Lingling Xiaobo (Little Black Brother), Lingling Cai
(Stone Peddler), half an hour ago they asked me to go to Tianxiang Tower for a meeting, but I couldn't go because I had a performance today.
"

"What kind of place is Tianxiang Tower?"

"It's...it's the biggest brothel in the city."

"Bah! Is that all you've got? Nana, go, drag them all back."

"Yes," Nana hurriedly went downstairs, while Queen Wangwang continued interrogating Mr. Niu.

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Inside Tianxiang Tower, Butcher Mu and his group, along with the four top courtesans, had already enjoyed several nights of passion and
were bathing .

"Old Mu, you're so disloyal! You snatched two of the four top courtesans, leaving us with the other two to struggle with."

"I'll give you a piece of my mind! You bunch of bastards, you can't earn money, you can't fight, you just wander around aimlessly all day.
Our group relies on me and Big Brother to earn some extra money, otherwise where would you go to eat, drink, and have sex?"

Just as they were talking, a loud "bang" was heard, and the wooden door of the bathroom was kicked open. A tall, sexy blonde woman with blue eyes
walked in, holding a gold medal and shouting, "Members of the 'I Love Spinach' group of the Eight Outer Halls of the Baolong Clan,
listen up ! Hands on your heads, all of you, come forward and stand against the wall!"

At that moment, a man with a large teapot, who was very good at polishing shoes, brought in a chair and invited the blonde woman
to sit down. The blonde woman sat down leisurely, looking at the four men lined up against the wall, naked, hands
on their heads four penises half-erect, looking quite comical

. The blonde woman asked, "Do you know who I am?"

"Yes, Duchess Nana is famous and renowned far and wide."

Nana snorted and turned to the teapot, saying, "Go, prepare two drums and two gongs for them."

The drums and gongs were set up, and the four men were very puzzled, wondering what Duchess Nana was up to.

"Each of you pick one item and play a tune for this duke."

"Well, we can't play drums or gongs without drumsticks!"

"Aren't these the ones dangling down there? Use them to hit them."

"Ah, Duke Nana, please spare us!"

"No, you must!"

"Even if we're shameless, our little brothers have just finished heavy work and
won't ."

"Oh, then this duke will show mercy. Big Teapot, go get some aphrodisiacs to give them a
boost ."

The four men, including Mu the Butcher, were forced to take aphrodisiacs, and their four large, hard penises became erect unwillingly…

"Play a cheerful tune, make it festive! Anyone who doesn't work hard will be castrated and sent to the palace as a eunuch!"

The music started playing unevenly, and after a while, Mu the Butcher knelt down and cried, "Duke Nana,
if you keep playing like this, there's no point in not castrating them!"

"Hehe, Big Teapot, go to the kitchen and get some bellows to put on them, and keep playing."

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Queen Wangwang and Mr. Niu were in deep trouble. Five masked men, wearing straw hats and raincoats, and wielding 　　sharp knives
, suddenly rushed in and surrounded them in a crescent shape.

Mr. Niu roared, "Green straw hats, green raincoats, you don't need to return in the drizzling rain, you are
from the Golden Wind and Drizzle Pavilion!" 　　The masked men, each with a clasped hand and revealing their names, appeared calm and collected, as if they were there for tea rather than to kill . Mr. Niu said, " 　　The Golden Wind and 　　Drizzle Pavilion has 　　no 　　connection with my Niu's Teahouse. What brings you here today?" The owner, 　　Su 　　Mengyi, replied, "I'm sorry, someone wants this lady's head. Mr. Niu is an unrelated person."

" You may leave on your own."

"How could I, Niu, flee without a fight? A dignified man..."

Zhen the brutish man impatiently interrupted Mr. Niu, "What's with all this talk? If you don't leave, I'll take you down
with me !" With that, he brandished his swift blade and charged forward.

Mr. Niu dodged and weaved, parrying each move, but he also had to protect Her Majesty the Empress from harm, which inevitably hampered his movements
. He could only unleash half of his full power, and soon he was stabbed several times, bleeding profusely.

Mr. Niu's fighting spirit was ignited. He roared and threw heavy punches, like a mad tiger blocking the enemy and desperately protecting
the Empress behind him.

At the critical moment, reinforcements arrived. Steward Arno, Elder "Twelfth Young Master" of the Baolong Clan, and Hall Master "Chen Erdong"
rushed in, immediately relieving the pressure on Mr. Niu's defense. But more than ten assassins from the Golden Wind and Fine Rain
Pavilion surged up from downstairs. If they continued to fight, they would all be devoured by the enemy. The only option was to fight their way out and escape the danger first.

Steward Arno shouted, "Twelfth Young Master, Dong-ge, carry Her Majesty the Empress and Brother Niu first, I'll cover the rear!
"

The group, protecting Empress Wangwang and the heavily wounded Brother Niu, rushed out of the teahouse towards Tianxiang Tower, with assassins from Jinfeng
Xiyu Tower in hot pursuit.

The battle spread to Tianxiang Tower… Later, the people of Secheng spoke of this great battle with lingering fear: "My God,
the whole street was stained red with blood, the air was filled with the pungent smell of blood. But what was interesting was that
four naked men actually joined the battle, oh! It seems they had bamboo tubes attached to their genitals…"

…

The battle at Tianxiang Tower was over. The assassins from Jinfeng Xiyu Tower were either dead or had fled, leaving the scene in a mess.
The experts of the Baolong Clan escorted Empress Wangwang, Duke Nana, and the heavily wounded and unconscious Mr. Niu away first.

Butcher Mu, Big-Footed Goose, Little Black Brother, and the Stone Peddler stayed behind to clean up the battlefield; all four were wounded.

The owner of Tianxianglou, Brother Fatty, and the owner of Longfeng Teahouse, Sister Jasmine, were near the scene of the incident. Brother Fatty, always eager
for gossip , immediately went to inquire: "Four brave men, so impressive! But
why were you fighting the thugs naked?"

"Damn, never seen anyone run naked before!"

"I've seen naked runners, but why are you wearing bamboo tubes around your genitals?"

"Damn again, running naked and fighting the enemy isn't dangerous. One cut to the genitals and I'm in jail.
"

"Oh, so you wear bamboo tubes for protection, I understand, I understand. I also wanted to ask…"

"Alright, alright, why is it always you asking, you fatso? This beautiful lady, hello, may I ask who you are?
"

"My name is Jasmine, owner of Longfeng Teahouse."

"Oh, I know, I know. Longfeng Teahouse's signature Jasmine Tofu is really delicious."

"Thank you for the compliment. Remember to come and eat Jasmine Tofu sometime!"

"Definitely, definitely!" 　　Liu Jing sat quietly in the Imperial Garden, watching the flowers bloom in full glory, tears streaming down her face. 　　Queen Wangwang came up behind her, looking at her husband with a complex expression. Duke Nana and Eunuch Arno stood at a distance;

the 　　garden was quiet, save for the sounds of birds and insects. 　　"Why did you want to kill me?" 　　"I hate you." 　　"Why do you hate me? Haven't I been good to you? Give me any reason to hate me." 　　"I could give you a thousand reasons to hate you. What wife would tie up her husband's penis during sex to prevent him from ejaculating? What wife would eat an apple while having sex with her husband?" 　　"I tied up your penis because I didn't want to have children so early. I wasn't ready to be a mother. As for eating the apple, it's because I love eating apples when I'm aroused." 　　"Waaah, if you don't want children, you have to tie up your husband's penis? Can't you think of other ways to prevent pregnancy ? Eating apples when you're aroused? God, can't you concentrate on your work?" 　　"Even if I'm wrong, I'm still your wife. How could you bear to hire someone to kill me?" 　　"I didn't want to kill you. I'm still confused about this. 　　" "You're still trying to deny it." 　　"Before you came, I had already taken a deadly poison. I never intended to live. What's the point of denying it?" 　　Queen Wangwang's expression changed. She asked, "What's going on with the Golden Wind and Fine Rain Pavilion?" 　　"It was Prince Qing who introduced me to them at a banquet. Prince Qing said they could help me get rid of my troubles." 　　"And then?" 　　"Then I got drunk. I don't even know why I gave the Golden Wind and Fine Rain Pavilion such a commission. I hate you , but I wouldn't go so far as to hire someone to kill you. 　　" "How can you expect me to believe what you say?" 　　"Whatever. I'm already prepared to die. Do I care if you believe me or not? 　　" "How long have you been taking the poison?" 　　"Quite a long time. Sigh, even wanting to die is so hard." 　　"Unless you bought fake medicine, you should have died long ago." 　　After confirming that he had bought fake medicine, Liu Jing burst into tears and wailed. He wanted to commit suicide but ended up buying fake medicine. How heartbreaking! 　　Prince Qing, Xiao Longqi, escaped. Empress Wangwang issued a nationwide warrant for his arrest. As for Prince Liu, he was confined to the cold palace for three years to reflect on his mistakes. 　　Liu Jing spent three years in the Moon Star Palace (the Cold Palace), during which time he devoted himself to literary creation, writing popular works such as "The Lady's Desire ," "The Story I Had to Tell with the Empress," and "The Sequel to Chen Pi Pi's Battle." … Today, Liu Jing is finally leaving the Cold Palace and returning to the embrace of a happy life. 　　He spent three years repeatedly reflecting on his relationship with the Empress, realizing that their lack of communication led to the grave mistake three years ago. This time, he wanted to cherish what he had and live a good life with the Empress. 　　With a joyful heart, he walked briskly towards the Empress's palace, but encountered someone who annoyed him—the flight attendant. 　　"Oh my, Prince Liu has changed so much in these three years, so mature and steady," 　　Liu Jing thought to himself. "What do you mean, mature? I've always been this mature, okay?" Although his heart…

Despite her displeasure, she still smiled and said, "Oh, not at all. It's Sister Kong who's getting younger and younger."

"Is Prince Liu going to see Her Majesty the Empress?"

"Yes, yes."

"But Her Majesty the Empress, Prince Mu, and Prince Shi went to Secheng to attend the New Year's tea party at Niu Ji Tea House. They
probably won't return to the capital until next month."

"Excuse me, but who are Prince Mu and Prince Shi?" "

They are newly appointed princes by Her Majesty the Empress. Her Majesty's harem is now full, with all three palaces and six courtyards occupied

." "Ah—" Liu Jing slipped and fell flat on her back.

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