【The Flower Master's Journey Through the Three Realms】【The End】

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"Ah—!" I stretched lazily. "How strange, I dreamt of that peony again last night, and the peony in the dream is clearer each time." I muttered to myself as I got out of bed. Anyone would find it strange to have the same dream for two years.

I brushed my teeth, washed my face, ate breakfast, and checked the time—it wasn't even nine o'clock yet. I picked my teeth, hummed a little tune, and strolled leisurely towards the street.

The street was bustling with people, a sea of heads, their steps hurried.

"The world is bustling, all for profit; the world is bustling, all for gain." Only this sentence in Chinese history books is true. Unlike Confucius, who spouted benevolence, righteousness, loyalty, filial piety, and integrity, outwardly scoffing at the word "profit," yet still eagerly running to various powerful lords to beg for official positions. Back then, there was still the Zhou emperor; why did everyone talk about Wei and Qi? But Wei and Qi fought for supremacy with strength, looking down on Confucius's pedantic and outdated ideas, and nobody paid him any attention. He finally managed to fool the king of the small state of Lu into making him acting prime minister. After taking power, he executed Shao Zhengmao, who disagreed with him, on the grounds of being an "enemy of the people"... What happened to Lu under the rule of a sage? Lu was long gone from the Seven Warring States.

"Ugh, why think about all this? Am I bored?" I snapped out of my reverie. "What do I care about sages? As long as I don't get fooled by Confucius, that's enough. Oh, that beautiful woman is rushing around so much, her breasts are trembling with exhaustion, it makes my heart ache. If you were with me, you wouldn't have to rush around like this every day. It's better to be a rich kid!" I sighed, my smug expression making me look like a Manchu nobleman if I had a folding fan in my right hand and a birdcage in my left.

A crowd had gathered in front of me; upon closer inspection, it was a riot of colors—flowers were being sold. Besides the morning glories climbing the wall and the thorny roses, the most vivid memory I have is of foxtail grass… and that peony, but that was in a dream, so it doesn't count. I'm not interested in any flowers or plants, but the young woman who came to see the flowers was quite attractive. It's a pity we live in civilized society now; I can't be like Gao Yanei (a character from a popular novel), otherwise, my ravenous servants would have swarmed around her,

and a curtain would have been quickly drawn around her… hehe! The young woman's high breasts, slender waist, and beautifully curved buttocks… as soon as my desire arose, a big tent immediately formed in my pants! Sigh, that's the problem with men. No matter how much a woman wants it, it's not outwardly apparent, but a man's true colors are revealed the moment lust takes hold. I had no choice but to find a corner to squat down and count sheep to relieve the swelling.

"Phew—," five minutes later, after I had counted three hundred sheep, I let out a long breath and stood up. I shook my slightly numb legs and was about to leave when I noticed a lush, verdant plant next to me. Upon closer inspection, atop the branches and leaves was a flower bud the size of a large bowl.

My gaze froze instantly—this was the peony from my dream! It had the same lush foliage, the same vibrant green, the same buds ready to bloom, and that large, bowl-sized flower bud was particularly memorable.

I approached the old man selling flowers; his dark red face wore a kind smile, and his forehead was etched with the deep lines of time.

“This flower you’re talking about,” the old man chuckled, “I saw this peony at a flower market in another province two years ago. I thought it was a new variety, and the price wasn’t too high, so I bought it to cultivate. But it’s like this now, even after two years. I put it in the greenhouse during the winter, but it just won’t bloom.”

“Two years?” I thought to myself, “Isn’t that the same strange dream I started having two years ago?”

I squatted down and examined the peony closely. I said, “Uncle, sell this flower to me.”

“Oh?” The old man looked at me. “Young man, have you ever tended to flowers?”

“No.” I shook my head. “I just feel a connection with it, and I’m sure I can make it bloom.”

“Oh, well, this flower is here for sale anyway, so I won’t sell it to you. I’ll sell it to you for the original price of 180,000.”

“180,000!” I looked at the old man’s honest face and thought, “180,000 for a flower, and you’ve put it in this corner? Uncle, you must be surnamed Kong, Brother Kong Fang!” The old man’s face instantly turned into a huge copper coin in my eyes.

Looking at the peony at my feet, I reached out my hand. The bud gently touched my hand—yes, it was the bud that touched my hand, I hadn't even touched it!

"Eighteen thousand," the old man's voice came again.

"Deal," I said calmly, taking out my checkbook and quickly writing a check, handing it to him.

In the instant the old man turned around, I saw the barely suppressed elation in his eyes, and his hand holding the check trembled slightly.

"Sir, deliver this flower to my place now."

"Okay, okay!" The old man turned and shouted into the shop, "Tu Keyou, delivering flowers for a customer... Where have you been, you stubborn mule? Hurry up!"

The flower was delivered back to the villa, planted beside the artificial lake in the yard. I specifically looked up information on peony cultivation online and carefully tended to it for three months. In the blink of an eye, the branches withered, leaves littered the ground, and the blooming season for most flowers had long passed. My peony still had a large bud, unresponsive. I reached out and touched that large bud many times, but it remained still. Was it just my imagination? Did I spend 180,000 yuan because of a misconception? Thankfully, even in the season when all trees wither, this peony still stands out with its lush green leaves.

That afternoon, after waking from my nap, I turned on my computer to watch porn. Getting into it, I was about to call my tutor and life consultant, Ms. Dong Qing, over to discuss ethical issues when I suddenly remembered she was off work. So I had to release my pent-up desire and masturbate. Amidst the actress's repeated moans of orgasm, I felt the urge to ejaculate. Seeing the swaying peony outside the window, I got up and rushed into the yard. My pent-up desire was aimed at the peony's large, emerald-green bud. As I masturbated, I said, "I'll make sure you don't bloom! I'll make sure you don't bloom!..."

My pent-up desire swept wildly across the bud, and soon the emerald-green bud was covered in specks of shiny white semen, and the green leaves also had some – quite a sight!

"Haha, that feels so good!" I stood in the yard, my pent-up desire perfectly satisfied with my impromptu sexual adventure.

"Hmm, the effect is very good." I admired my masterpiece: "Huh, what's going on?"

I saw the white, shiny semen slowly seeping into the flower bud, as if it were being absorbed by the bud.

"A semen-absorbing peony?" I was greatly surprised and couldn't help but move closer.

After all the semen on the flower bud was absorbed, the huge flower bud gradually opened, and a golden peony, three times larger than an ordinary peony, unfolded its rich and beautiful face. The unfurled petals swayed in the wind, faintly covered with a layer of golden radiance... So beautiful! I moved closer, and the dragon even touched the petals of the golden peony.

The golden peony suddenly closed its petals, tightly wrapping the dragon.

"Wow! A man-eating flower!" I was shocked and desperately tried to jump back, but a tingling sensation ran through the dragon, and I couldn't muster any strength: "It's over... I bought a man-eating flower for 180,000, I'm doomed!"

Suddenly, a surge of heat from my dantian went down through the dragon and into the peony, and the entire peony instantly shone with golden light!

Suddenly, a thousand golden rays appeared before my eyes, and a delicate voice echoed in my mind: "Peony Fairy—transform!"

The golden light slowly faded, and the world returned to normal. A naked beauty resembling Liu Yifei stood before me, her face exquisitely beautiful, her breasts firm and perky, her waist slender, her abdomen smooth, her legs long and shapely, and the dense black forest of her mysterious triangle... There were still specks of white semen on her face, body, and even her long, flowing hair!

Seeing me look at her, she gracefully bowed: "The twelfth generation Peony Fairy, Little Dragon Girl, greets the Flower Master. May the Flower Master be well!"

"What...what...Peony Fairy?...What Flower Master?" I stammered, staring lustfully at the stunningly naked beauty beneath me: "You...you really are Little Dragon Girl?"

"I am indeed Little Dragon Girl, the contemporary Peony Flower Fairy. My primordial spirit resides in my physical body. Two years ago, I sensed the Flower Master was nearby, so I appeared to her in my dreams every night, finally leading her to bring me home. Today, nourished by her vital energy, I have finally transformed into human form to meet her." Little Dragon Girl gently parted her cherry lips and explained slowly, bowing her head.

"Oh... then... then there's another Liu Yifei in this world who looks a lot like you?"

"That's just a small part of my primordial spirit that I condensed into a mortal body to experience life in this world on my behalf. This is my true form."

"Then what about the title 'Flower Master'?"

"The Flower Master is also a deity, who has been in charge of all flowers for a thousand years, but only comes to the world in a mortal body once every hundred years to experience life." Little Dragon Girl said, her cheeks flushed as she raised her head: "The Flower Master is the master of all flowers, and we, the sisters of the Hundred Flowers, are all her concubines."

"Ah!" I was overjoyed. This fairy was actually my woman! I thrust my dragon forward, pressing it against Little Dragon Girl's cherry lips. She opened her mouth wide, eagerly taking the dragon's head in, swallowing and sucking it little by little. Her hands clung to my thighs, her little mouth beginning to swallow and spit... I filled her little mouth with my semen—I love being the Flower Master!

But the title of Flower Master isn't suitable for modern times, so in front of outsiders, Little Dragon Girl and I address each other as brother and sister. I inquired about the Hundred Flowers, only to learn that those renowned among them include Bao Si, Da Ji, Mei Xi, Wen Jiang, Meng Jiangnu, Lü Zhi, Yu Ji, Wang Zhaojun, Diao Chan, Zhen Mi, Wu Meiniang, Yang Yuhuan, Su Xiaomei, Li Qingzhao, Meng Lijun, Liu Rushi, Hong Niangzi, and the two Jade Girls, among others. They all condensed their primordial spirits into physical bodies and experienced life in the mortal world. However, among all the Hundred Flowers, only the Peony Fairy and the Guardian Fairy reincarnated in their physical forms alongside the Flower Master, and have now experienced ten lifetimes. In other words, apart from the Peony Flower Fairy and the Guardian Flower Fairy, the other ninety-eight flower fairies each only have one physical flower body, while the Peony Flower Fairy and the Guardian Flower Fairy each have multiple members simultaneously ranked among the immortals.

Little Dragon Girl and I spent our days together, living like immortals in the villa… no, we were immortals to begin

with! Amidst the sounds of flesh colliding, “Ah!” With a loud shout, I, drenched in sweat, embraced Little Dragon Girl's alluring body. Her small mouth was slightly open, her face flushed, and she wrapped her beautiful legs tightly around my waist in the lotus position, a warm current flowing from our intimate union into my dantian. For the past month, we had been cultivating together daily in the posture of the Joyful Buddha King and Consort. I had slowly accepted the hundred years of cultivation passed down by Little Dragon Girl, which condensed into the shape of an infant in my dantian—the Nascent Soul. Looking inward, the Nascent Soul had hands and feet, and its face was exactly the same as mine—very interesting. As the new generation of Peony Flower Fairy, Little Dragon Girl didn't know much, only that to find the other flowers, she had to visit Guanyin in the South Sea. Even

after receiving a hundred years of cultivation from Little Dragon Girl, I still couldn't fly like her, so she had to hold my hand as we headed to the South Sea.

"Flying so high in the sky like this, won't we be detected by radar and then fly past a HQ-9 missile?" I joked. "Not long ago, the Celestial Empire used missiles to shoot down satellites; we're flying much lower than a satellite now."

"Hehe," Little Dragon Girl laughed, "Even though science is advanced now, it still needs to be able to see us first. Do you think you can reflect radar waves?"

"Uh," I wasn't made of metal, of course I couldn't reflect radar waves, but I still argued, "What if they use infrared scanning, or infrared-guided heat-seeking missiles?"

"Wow, the heat you emit is comparable to an airplane engine, you're really radiating heat!"

"Haha, of course I radiate heat, otherwise how could I attract a beauty like Sister Dragon Girl!"

As we chatted, Mount Putuo, shrouded in colorful auspicious clouds, appeared in the sea, the sacred site of Guanyin of the South Sea. We landed in front of the Purple Bamboo Forest, and as soon as we stood still, two black bear spirits, one tall and one short, dressed in radiant armor, sprang out of the forest.

"Who dares to trespass into the Purple Bamboo Forest Dojo... It's the Flower Master of a Hundred Flowers!" The two black bear spirits sheathed

their weapons and stepped forward to pay their respects: "This fairy must be the Peony Fairy of this era. Greetings, Flower Master and Fairy." I knew this was probably my tenth time here in the cycle of reincarnation, but I really didn't recognize these two black bear brothers. So I followed their example and cupped my hands in a respectful bow: "And you two are...?"

"No, no," the taller black bear spirit on the right bowed repeatedly: "I am Gao Daquan, and this is Jia Dakong. We brothers are just gatekeepers for Guanyin Bodhisattva. The Bodhisattva instructed us to introduce you immediately if the Flower Master arrives."

"Gao Daquan? Jia Dakong?" I chuckled inwardly: "This is too funny. It seems Guanyin of the South Sea is quite a character!"

As the two black bear brothers entered the center of the Purple Bamboo Forest, the radiant Guanyin of the South Sea, with her majestic appearance, appeared on the lotus platform. Upon seeing us, she smiled, holding up a flower, which was as refreshing as a spring breeze and instantly dispelled all worldly thoughts.

The Little Dragon Girl and the Black Bear Spirit hurriedly bowed, but I ran up and hugged Guanyin's jade arm, shaking it and saying, "Sister Guanyin, it's been so long! Did you miss me?"

The two black bear brothers were furious: "Flower Master, you mustn't be disrespectful to the Bodhisattva!" They rushed forward to pull me away. "

It's alright, Flower Master is a person of strong character," Guanyin

waved her hand, dismissing the two black bear spirits. "I haven't seen Flower Master for many years, and I have some things to say. You mustn't disturb me." I hugged Guanyin's jade arm tighter, looking at the two black bear spirits triumphantly, and raised my chin demonstratively. The two black bear spirits glared at me, their bear eyes seeming to spit fire.

Guanyin patted my hand that was hugging her jade arm: "Don't be silly. They are kind-hearted and loyal, unlike you who have so many ulterior motives." She then said to the two black bear spirits, "Go and guard outside the forest."

The two black bear spirits angrily bowed and left.

"Ah! Is Sister Guanyin praising me or insulting me?" After the two black bear brothers had gone far away, I grabbed her jade hand and said with a grin, "Sister, I usually love seeing your Guanyin appearance in the mortal world the most. You are so dignified and beautiful."

"You're such a chatterbox. You haven't gained any other skills in these ten lifetimes, but your ability to charm women has certainly improved a lot." Guanyin laughed and scolded, "Alright, let's get down to business. Listen to me properly."

I quickly perked up my ears.

"The other flower fairy who accompanied you in this lifetime is the tenth generation Guardian Flower Fairy. She lives by the Yellow Springs." Guanyin said seriously.

"Yellow Springs!" My teeth chattered.

"Don't panic. I have a golden pill made by Laozi from ginseng fruit and ten-thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum. It can protect you from the yin energy of the underworld." A golden pill the size of a longan suddenly appeared in Guanyin's palm, emitting a rich fragrance.

I grabbed it and threw it into my mouth. "Crunch, crunch... gulp! Wow, so delicious, is there any more?"

"This ginseng fruit tree flowers once every five hundred years, bears fruit once every five hundred years, and it takes another five hundred years to refine this elixir. Do you think you're eating popcorn?" Guanyin glared at me.

I've only been the Flower Master for a thousand years, and it takes fifteen hundred years to refine this thing. It's indeed very precious. I reluctantly suppressed my greed: "Sister Guanyin, then I'll go find the Flower Guardian Fairy."

"Hmm," Guanyin nodded: "After you find her, she will transfer the extremely Yin essence she has collected in the underworld over the past hundred years to you. It will be absorbed by the Nine Yang Nascent Soul within your body, harmonizing Yin and Yang, transforming your primordial spirit, and you can regain your place among the immortals."

"Ha!" I was overjoyed. So that's how it is. I lowered my head and whispered in Guanyin's ear: "Sister Guanyin, what's this about transferring power?"

"Eh, you've already received power transfer through dual cultivation from the contemporary Peony Flower Fairy, why are you asking me?"

"Oh, so dual cultivation is power transfer." I pretended to suddenly understand, and my right hand naturally climbed up one of her high breasts and gently pinched it: "Sister Guanyin is all-powerful, wouldn't the effect be even better if we practiced together?"

Guanyin's delicate body froze, two blushes rising on her jade-like face.

The little dragon girl beside her stared wide-eyed at my dragon claw hand in astonishment.

A flash of white light, and I tumbled backward, landing flat on my backside.

"Ah!" I cried out in surprise, and the little dragon girl rushed to my side. With her help, I groaned and scrambled to my feet, my backside feeling like it was split into eight pieces.

"Ouch...ouch, if you don't want to cultivate together, then don't! Why make me fall like this?" I grimaced, looking every bit the victim.

"Before you go to the Underworld, you can visit the Water Curtain Cave on Flower Fruit Mountain first." Guanyin spread her sleeves, her beautiful face slightly annoyed, and said, "That's all I have to say, you can go now."

"Was it alright?" I was overjoyed. "The feeling just now was really good!"

I grabbed Xiaolongnu's hand and ran out while calling back, "Thank you, Sister Guanyin. I'll definitely come to visit again next time I have time, so we can study dual cultivation properly, hahaha..."

Guanyin looked at my back with slight displeasure, and a divine sense clearly entered my mind: "You Hundred Flowers Master, how dare you have lustful thoughts towards me! I will give you a little tribulation!"

"Wow, Sister Guanyin, no! I still admire you quite a bit. I'll just buy you the latest and trendiest clothes next time!" I quickly said to the divine sense that entered my mind, only to receive a light laugh in return. I didn't know if Guanyin was really satisfied with the price I offered. I pulled Xiaolongnu away from Mount Putuo in the South China Sea and headed straight for Flower Fruit Mountain.

"You're really bold, daring to flirt with Guanyin! I was really scared just now," Little Dragon Girl said, patting her chest, still shaken.

I chuckled awkwardly, "Haha... I don't know why, I suddenly felt so close to Sister Guanyin, so... so it just happened... I'm not a casual person, you know... hehe!"

"Don't make excuses, I think you're just incredibly lustful!" Little Dragon Girl glared at me fiercely, "Luckily, she's always compassionate and didn't make things difficult for you."

"I feel like Sister Guanyin likes me, it's okay." I started rambling, "It's so good to be a god, being pulled by you allows you to travel thousands of miles in an instant, but unfortunately, it still doesn't exceed the speed of light."

"My cultivation is shallow, I can't exceed the speed of light," Little Dragon Girl said, her thoughts indeed diverted by me: "There's someone coming towards us, I wonder which deity it is?"

The two met, each stopping in their tracks. I looked closely, and there was a person opposite me wearing a purple-gold crown, covered in golden dragon scale armor, with fiery eyes, and holding a golden cudgel—who else could it be but that fighting monkey?

I quickly said, "Great Sage, I am the Flower Master of a Hundred Flowers. Guided by Guanyin of the South Sea, we were just on our way to find you when we unexpectedly met you here. Where have you been, Great Sage?"

Sun Wukong stepped forward and took my hand, saying, "I know, I know. Guanyin Bodhisattva has already issued a decree, and I have come to welcome you."

So that's what happened. Guanyin is so thoughtful.

I pulled Little Dragon Girl over and said, "Greetings

, Great Sage." Little Dragon Girl bowed gracefully to Sun Wukong, "Peony Flower Fairy greets Great Sage Sun. May the Great Sage be blessed!"

"No need for formalities, no need for formalities." Sun Wukong raised his hand to help her up, "Please follow me, you two."

Arriving at Flower Fruit Mountain, I saw a strange building in the distance that looked familiar. Upon closer inspection, wasn't that the Bird's Nest?

"Exactly, exactly," Sun Wukong said smugly. "My Water Curtain Cave used to leak all the time, and the dampness was so bad it even made me grow green fur. I hired an expert who designed the Bird's Nest to renovate the cave, and now it doesn't leak anymore. We can swim and sunbathe in it every day, and my monkeys are ecstatic!"

"Oh, then Great Sage must have spent a lot of money," I asked. This is three times bigger than the Bird's Nest in China, and that one cost a fortune.

"Not a penny," Sun Wukong said, even more smugly, his tail practically wagging in the air.

"How is that possible?" I didn't believe him.

Sun Wukong whispered mysteriously in my ear, "To tell you the truth, I stole some peaches from the Queen Mother of the West's Peach Garden. One for each of us, haha!"

I was dumbfounded. While these peaches wouldn't make mortals immortal, they certainly granted them longevity. Imagine a group of five-hundred-year-olds appearing on Earth—the government would surely lock them all up in a research institute to study their DNA, their eating, drinking, and excretions. Spies from various countries would vie for intelligence, staging impossible missions... I admire the Great Sage; he's truly a master of pranks and mischief.

Entering the Bird's Nest, sure enough, many monkeys were playing in the pool. There was also artificial sand beside the pool, where some monkeys, wearing sunglasses and listening to MP3s, were sunbathing under the paws of mother monkeys wearing wildflower wreaths.

When the monkeys saw Sun Wukong enter, they erupted in a deafening roar.

Sun Wukong jumped onto the ten-meter diving platform in the middle and said, "Children, I have distinguished guests today and can't play with you for the time being. You can play by yourselves."

Looking at the scene before me, I asked Little Dragon Girl helplessly, "Sister Dragon Girl, have we come to the Planet of the Apes?" This made her laugh so hard she bent over.

After finally squeezing into the inner hall with Sun Wukong, we closed the door, shutting out the noise of the monkey troop, and the surroundings finally quieted down. Sun Wukong took an embroidery needle from his ear and placed it in his palm; it gleamed with golden light.

"Isn't this the Great Sage's Ruyi Jingu Bang?"

"Indeed, and now I'm going to give it to the Flower Master."

I hurriedly shook my hands wildly, "How can you do this? This is the Great Sage's personal weapon!"

"Listen to me," Sun Wukong held up the Ruyi Jingu Bang, "Although the Flower Master possesses a hundred flowers and enjoys boundless beauty, as far as I know, she doesn't have the ability to sleep with all the flowers at night. But if she had my Ruyi Jingu Bang, then..." Sun Wukong looked at me, winked mischievously, and gave me a knowing look.

Little Dragon Girl blushed and quickly hid to the side.

I was overjoyed. Such a treasure was hard to come by, so I quickly accepted it, but I didn't know how to use this embroidery needle. Just as I was wondering, Sun Wukong blew a breath of immortal energy, and the Ruyi Jingu Bang "whooshed" into my lower body. I felt a sharp pain in my penis, as if a red-hot wire had pierced through it. I writhed on the ground in agony, while Little Dragon Girl cried out in alarm, "Flower Master!" She didn't know what to do. Sun Wukong, standing nearby, slapped his knee and laughed heartily. I was drenched in sweat and finally fainted amidst screams. Little Dragon Girl rushed to my side and checked my breath; it was barely

a whisper, and her face paled. "Don't panic, don't panic," Sun Wukong stopped laughing and said, "Mission accomplished!" He grabbed a cup of water from the table, took a sip, and sprayed it all over my face.

I groggily awoke to a thunder god's hairy face, blinking his fiery eyes and asking, "How did you feel?"

"Incredibly wonderful!" I sat up, and we both burst into laughter.

"You'll know its endless uses later." Sun Wukong rummaged in his robes for a moment, then pulled out a piece of red string: "This is for you too."

I took it and looked at it; it was just an ordinary piece of red string.

"This is the red thread of the Old Man Under the Moon."

"Ha, when did Great Sage change his profession to become the Old Man Under the Moon? Perhaps you want to arrange a marriage between me and Baihua? You don't need to worry about that, Great Sage."

Seeing that I had misunderstood, Sun Wukong explained, "The sea of Guardian Flowers by the Yellow Springs is boundless. Finding the true form of a single Guardian Flower Fairy is like finding a needle in a haystack. But this red thread under the moon can connect your fate and point out the location of the Guardian Flower's true form."

"Thank you so much, Great Sage!" I carefully put away the red thread and asked, "How did this item belonging to the Old Man Under the Moon end up in your hands, Great Sage?"

"Haha!" Hearing this, Sun Wukong laughed and jumped onto a marble table: "My Flower Fruit Mountain produces a kind of monkey wine, sweet and refreshing, very potent! One day, I caught a slovenly old man stealing it. The old man's face turned as red as a monkey's bottom, and after stammering for a long time, he finally admitted that he was the Old Man Under the Moon. He took out ten red threads and gave them to me, saying he would help me find ten wonderful marriages, only asking that I not tell anyone about what happened that day."

Sun Wukong laughed so hard he almost fell over, jumped off the stone table, grabbed my hand, and continued, "I'm a cursed loner, what use do I have for marriage? I'll give you all ten red threads. This is the last one, to help you quickly find the Flower Fairy Guardian."

"Great Sage, you are truly a carefree person!" In front of the Great Sage, I felt for the first time that I had been too lustful and was deeply ashamed.

"Once you find the Flower Fairy who guards the evil spirits, she will naturally tell you where the Hundred Flowers are. If you need help then, just come to the Water Curtain Cave on Flower Fruit Mountain to find me. This time, who would dare to nag and ruin your plans? Even the Jade Emperor, I, Old Sun, will storm the Lingxiao Palace to find out the truth for you!" Sun Wukong rolled up his sleeves, filled with righteous indignation. His awe-inspiring expression moved me to tears

. With the help of this fighting monkey, what could be more important? It seemed that I could finally find the Hundred Flowers during my tenth reincarnation trial. "Great Sage, but you are currently lacking a weapon. What should we do?" I asked again.

"No problem. I heard that the Dragon King of the East Sea acquired a Sea-Stabilizing Needle two years ago. Although it's a counterfeit, it can still be used." Sun Wukong patted his chest: "I'll go and borrow it from him for a while."

I chuckled inwardly. This fighting monkey's words sounded nice—borrowing, but to put it bluntly, if the other party refused, he would simply steal it. However, the Dragon King of the East Sea was no good either. He held his position but neglected his duties, indulging in lavish feasts every three days and grand banquets every five, only knowing how to embrace mermaids and indulge in debauchery. This lecherous dragon enjoyed the blood and sweat offerings of the people, yet he only cared about the amount of rain he sent, causing frequent floods in the south and droughts in the north, making the people suffer immensely. It would be best if the Monkey King went back and pulled out his dragon tendons and skinned him.

Under Sun Wukong's earnest instructions, the Little Dragon Girl and I left the Bird's Nest Water Curtain Cave of Flower Fruit Mountain. I originally intended to head straight to the Underworld, but I felt somewhat uncomfortable with the Ruyi Jingu Bang (Golden Cudgel), feeling a heaviness below, like a large iron ball hanging from it, so I had to return to my villa first. After resting for half a month, the discomfort gradually subsided, and I realized the Ruyi Jingu Bang had completely merged into my dragon body. After a night of passion with the Little Dragon Girl, it indeed worked perfectly, my penis remained erect, and I figured controlling a hundred flowers and enjoying the company of a hundred beauties at night shouldn't be a problem. To quickly establish my harem, led by Xiaolongnu, we headed straight for the Underworld.

Xiaolongnu and I floated in mid-air, below us a straight road to the Yellow Springs stretching into the distance. Countless lonely souls silently crawled forward along the road. The whole world was gray and lifeless, utterly silent and oppressive.

Ahead, a pitch-black river appeared—the infamous Biluo Huangquan (Azure Heaven and Yellow Springs) of the Underworld. A bridge spanned Biluo Huangquan, the crossing point for countless lonely souls to enter the Underworld. We landed not far from the bridgehead, when suddenly, a scream rang out beneath my feet… I quickly looked down and saw a bloodied infant beneath my feet. Its bulging, bloodshot eyes stared at me, its white teeth bared as if it wanted to devour me!

“Ah—!” Xiaolongnu screamed an octave higher, then darted into my arms, her delicate body trembling.

"Sorry, sorry, I didn't see the Demon Baby crawling on the ground, it's too small, haha!" I laughed and patted Little Dragon Girl's back as we moved to the side of the road and walked towards the bridge.

At the bridgehead stood a black stone tablet with three large, blood-red characters on it: "Bridge of Helplessness!" The Bridge of Helplessness is the only passage to the underworld. Anyone who tries to cross it from the netherworld to the netherworld will be sucked into the river by a strange force and sink into the abyss forever.

Beside the stone tablet, the emaciated, wrinkled, and white-haired Meng Po was distributing Meng Po soup. Only those who drink Meng Po soup can cross the Bridge of Helplessness to enter the underworld and reincarnate in the six realms; otherwise, their souls will be scattered and never to return.

As we walked over, a male wandering soul stepped forward to ask Meng Po for some Meng Po soup. Meng Po didn't immediately give him the Meng Po soup. Ignoring the crowd of ghosts staring at her, she stretched out her withered, chicken-claw-like hand and groped the male wandering soul, smacking her lips and making "tsk, tsk, tsk" sounds from her yellowed, leaky teeth: "So strong!" The male wandering soul dared not speak out in anger, and tried his best to force a smile.

Privilege! Blatant privilege! This Meng Po, abusing her authority over the Naihe Bridge, was forcibly demanding male beauty; she had no regard for the laws of ghosts, and was utterly despicable!

"Ouch!" Seeing us approach, Meng Po withdrew her chicken-claw hand and waved to clear a path for the wandering souls.

"Greetings, Granny Meng!" Being an elderly woman, we greeted her first out of respect for elders.

Meng Po bowed deeply: "This old woman greets the Flower Master and the Fairy. May the Flower Master and the Fairy enjoy long and prosperous

lives!" "Thank you for your kind words, Granny Meng," I said, bowing slightly. "Granny Meng oversees the Bridge of Helplessness, which is the gateway to the Underworld, representing the glorious image of Yama, the King of Hell. Your behavior just now, abusing your authority to publicly harass a strong man, seems indecent."

"Your teachings are wise, I will remember them," Meng Po said respectfully.

"Hehe, Granny Meng is understanding, isn't she?" I hadn't yet caught the nuances of Meng Po's tone; old people are usually treated with respect.

"If Your Majesty believes there has been any error in my guidance, you may complain to Yama."

Damn, the current official has more power than the one in charge! I straightened up, pulling Little Dragon Girl along as we floated past her.

On the opposite bank of the Bridge of Helplessness, white guardian flowers stretched out along the riverbanks to the left and right, an endless sea of flowers. I took out the Moonlit Red String and tied it to my right ankle. The red string, like a serpent, pointed to the far right. Thank goodness for it, otherwise choosing left or right would have been a problem.

Guided by the red string, we found a large, unopened bud of the Guardian Flower in the boundless sea of blooming flowers in just two hours. The red string disappeared the moment it touched the bud, and a warm feeling of longing suddenly filled my heart. This red string was indeed magical. Of

course, I knew how to awaken the Guardian Flower Fairy, but this time I didn't have to do it myself. Little Dragon Girl had already released my dragon and was stroking it with her cute little hands. I wrapped one arm around her and slipped the other inside her bra to caress her. Her breasts weren't large, but they were round and firm, and I often couldn't resist touching and savoring them.

"I wonder who this Guardian Flower Fairy is. I'm really looking forward to it."

"I'm looking forward to it too!"

"I'm going to cum!" I whispered.

Little Dragon Girl aimed the dragon's head at the bud of the Guardian Flower, and stroked it a few times. The dragon sprayed streams of white semen onto the bud, stem, and leaves. After a while, the white Guardian Flower bloomed. I placed the dragon in the heart of the flower, and the petals tightened to envelop it. A surge of heat from my dantian flowed through the dragon into the heart of the flower, and the entire Guardian Flower emitted thousands of white rays of light. We quickly closed our eyes.

"Guardian Flower Fairy—transform!"

The white light dissipated, and a mature, sexy, busty beauty, completely naked with specks of semen on her body, gracefully bowed: "The tenth generation Guardian Flower Fairy, Li Mochou, greets the Flower Master. May the Flower Master be blessed."

"Senior Sister! I thought you were already... in that sea of love and fire... How did you get here? I'm so happy to see you again!" Little Dragon Girl was both surprised and delighted, with tears welling up in her beautiful eyes.

"My sins are heavy, and for many years I have refused to enter the cycle of reincarnation, wandering along the banks of the River of the Underworld. A hundred years ago, I met Chang'e, the fairy who came to the Underworld to question King Yama about why he mistakenly reincarnated Marshal Tianpeng into a pig's womb. She sympathized with my plight. Just then, the position of the Guardian Flower Fairy became vacant, and she went to the Heavenly Court to obtain a celestial certificate for me. Thus, I became the Guardian Flower Fairy of this generation." Li Mochou slowly recounted the cause and effect.

I sighed with pity. Li Mochou was also a tragic figure. I quickly and affectionately embraced her, saying, "Sister Mochou, there's no need for such formality. You two can be together again from now on."

"Oh, how sweet it is!" Xiaolongnu wrinkled her cute little nose.

I reached out and embraced Xiaolongnu as well, saying, "Haha, I smell jealousy."

"Hehe, Junior Sister, you're getting more and more beautiful. You're so lovely and pitiful. I imagine the Flower Master likes you very much, and I like you just as much." Li Mochou clicked her tongue and kissed Xiaolongnu on the cheek. The semen remaining on Li Mochou's cherry lips clung to Xiaolongnu's rosy cheeks. This lewd aura made the dragon tremble with excitement, and it burrowed towards Li Mochou's lower abdomen.

"Ah!" Li Mochou exclaimed, her small hands grasping the dragon, her face flushed. "Why don't we cultivate together right here...?"

"Alright, no one will disturb us in this dense sea of flowers in the Underworld. Dragon Girl will protect us."

"Don't worry," the little dragon girl said.

I sat cross-legged among the flowers, and Li Mochou, blushing shyly, parted her long, fair legs and straddled me. I immediately felt the dragon enter a tight, warm, and intoxicating cave.

"I'm going to begin transferring my power." With Li Mochou's whisper, wisps of cold air seeped out from the originally tight and warm cave, the temperature gradually dropping until the dragon felt as if it had fallen into an ice cave, extremely cold.

"Could this be the extremely cold Yin essence of the underworld that she condensed?" I wondered to myself, quickly banishing these thoughts and focusing my mind. I guided the wisps of cold air emanating from the dragon into my lower abdomen, then into my dantian to be absorbed by my nascent soul... A month passed, and the cold air emanating from the Ecstasy Cave gradually diminished until it disappeared completely. The Ecstasy Cave regained its warm and cozy feeling, and I felt reborn, my six senses fully awakened, and my body brimming with boundless power! Finally, I succeeded. Overjoyed, I flipped over and pinned Li Mochou beneath me, thrusting wildly until she reached her third orgasm before letting her go. I pulled over the Little Dragon Girl, who was already waiting nearby, and placed her on top of Li Mochou, thrusting wildly again. The two women embraced, kissing each other, their breasts rubbing against each other, and I thrust in and out simultaneously... What a sensual and passionate lovemaking scene between the two sisters!

The storm subsided, and after dressing, I embraced the two women, whose faces were still flushed with desire, and walked back.

Before we even reached the bridge, I saw something in the distance in front of it—it looked like... a tank? Upon closer inspection, it was indeed tanks, and a whole tank formation at that. Tiger tanks filled the center, flanked by Panthers and Panzer IVs, their armor rumbling, exuding a menacing aura!

"Huh, who brought a German tank division from WWII here? Judging by the insignia, it looks like the infamous Waffen-SS Totenkopf Division. What a grand spectacle! Who's the big shot here?"

Just then, escorted by an armored personnel carrier, a black bulletproof Mercedes-Benz limousine adorned with a swastika flag emerged from the tank formation and screeched to a halt in front of me. A group of fierce-looking SS soldiers in black uniforms, armed with MP38 submachine guns, jumped out of the armored personnel carrier and quickly spread out to the sides of the limousine, forming a perimeter. A German major stepped out of the front seat, jogged around to the right side of the limousine, and respectfully opened the rear right door.

A short man with a distinctive mustache stepped out.

"Hey—Hitler!" All the SS officers and soldiers saluted with their right arms raised.

I was stunned by the scene before me, frozen in place with the two women.

Hitler walked up to me, smiling and extending his hand: "Your Excellency, the Lord of the East, it is an honor to meet you!"

"Oh...oh," I quickly released the two women, grasped his hand excitedly, and said, "Your Excellency, the Führer, I never expected to meet you here, it is a great honor!" You see, this short man who had conquered all of Europe, like another short man, Napoleon, was one of my idols.

"I would like to invite you to my Wolfsburg for a chat, it won't take up much time."

"It is our honor to receive Your Excellency's invitation."

The two women and I rode with Hitler in a Mercedes-Benz, while the German major boarded an armored personnel carrier. The group, escorted by the SS Totenkopf Division, soon arrived at Wolfsburg.

Upon entering the heavily guarded Wolfsburg, a blonde, blue-eyed beauty was waiting at the entrance to the basement.

“My dear Eva, take these two distinguished ladies to your place and make sure you treat our honored guests well.” Hitler said, turning to me, “This way.”

In a lavishly decorated hall, a female officer in a crisp military uniform was already waiting. Upon seeing Hitler and me enter, she immediately saluted.

“Hey—Hitler!” The female officer brought her long legs together, her heels in gleaming military boots slapping together, her stomach tucked in, her chest out, her high breasts almost bursting out of her clothes.

"Wow, this is pure uniform fetish!" I exclaimed inwardly. The female officer in front of me had a typical European face: blonde hair, deep blue eyes like the ocean, a high-bridged nose, a face as white as jade, sexy and full red lips, a swan-like elegant neck, high and full breasts, a slender waist cinched by a belt, and below that, exaggerated hips and long, beautiful legs. Especially those high breasts, a cup size larger than Li Mochou's. I could only think of two words—cow!

"Catherine, my personal secretary," Hitler introduced me.

What personal secretary? More like a secretary. So Hitler has this kind of taste too.

"Your Excellency, please enjoy yourself here. Catherine will be completely at your beck and call," Hitler patted my shoulder and turned to leave.

"Huh? Enjoy... enjoy what?" I stared blankly at the door that slammed shut.

Catherine grabbed me, her fiery red lips sealing mine, her nimble tongue forcing its way into my mouth like a serpent's tongue.

"Mmm!" I immediately reciprocated, sucking on her tongue. It would be foolish not to take this temptress who was practically begging for it; Western women don't care about chastity.

After a long, passionate French kiss, we finally separated, breathless. Catherine, her face flushed, pulled me into a side bedroom.

Pink curtains, pink lighting, rose petals scattered on the large Simmons bed—the room was filled with an air of intimacy. Catherine quickly stripped off her clothes and pushed me onto the bed, straddling me.

"Hey, hey," I shouted, "Didn't I tell you to obey me? I'm not ready yet… Let me introduce myself first, I am…"

Catherine ignored me, ripping off my last remaining underwear, her snowy buttocks sinking in, and with a soft "snap," she swallowed my massive member.

"Oh my god, I got the reverse push today!" I could only lie there and let Catherine go wild on top of me, watching my dragon being swallowed and spat out by her two plump labia, her huge breasts swinging up and down rapidly, her mouth constantly groaning loudly, "Oh—yeah—". I have to say, Western women are unrestrained. Although my fellow disciples, Long'er and I, had tried to flatter her, Eastern women were never so bold, so passionate, or so loudly singing.

I reached out and played with her bouncing breasts, and sure enough, I couldn't even hold them in one hand.

Catherine went crazy for half an hour, and with a roar, she collapsed onto me.

"My turn, let you push me!" I rolled over and pinned Catherine down, first burying my head in her breasts and biting and nibbling wildly. After I had my fill, I picked up her snow-white round buttocks and began to thrust rapidly, slap, slap, slap... Thirty minutes later, I roared and released my semen, filling her flower garden.

“You are the real man, the truly brave man!” Catherine’s kisses rained down on my face and lips.

After resting for a while, it was time for me to leave. Catherine held my hand reluctantly and said, "If you ever see someone with a swastika birthmark on their palm, that's our child. Please help them."

"Okay," I said, lowering my head to kiss Catherine's red lips. Catherine was just a soul now; how could we possibly have a child? But out of respect for this woman with whom I had shared a night of passion, I sincerely said, "My darling, I will remember your words. If that day ever comes, I will do as you say. Now I must go. Goodbye, my darling!"

Although I was also very reluctant to leave Catherine, reluctant to part with her fiery passion, I didn't belong here. We had only shared a night of passion, a fleeting affair, and I couldn't possibly take her away.

Back in the lobby, the German major I had seen when I arrived was already waiting. Under his guidance, I saw Hitler again, while Eva, Little Dragon Girl, and Li Mochou chatted happily, occasionally bursting into cheerful laughter.

Hitler and Eva saw us off. At the entrance to Wolfsburg, Hitler gave me a bear hug: "Thank you, thank you."

I felt a little embarrassed; shouldn't I be thanking him for this? I pulled away from Hitler's embrace and, imitating him, gave a cool salute: "Hey—Hitler!" Unexpectedly, all the German soldiers around me raised their right hands and roared, "Hey—Hitler!" The sonic boom almost blew the roof off Wolfsburg, giving me quite a fright. It seemed the German soldiers were as loyal and fanatical to Hitler as they were in life.

I politely declined Hitler's offer to send me off. Since I had a rare opportunity to visit the underworld, I decided to take a stroll. As I turned to leave, I vaguely heard Hitler say that the German Reich was saved—ha, so old Hitler still cared about his Third Reich, even though the Third Reich had long since turned to dust in World War II.

While wandering around the underworld, I told them about Catherine without any concealment. The beautiful brows of the Little Dragon Girl and her fellow disciples immediately furrowed.

“You can’t do this to sisters outside of the Hundred Flowers Sect,” said Xiaolongnu.

“Yes, I think there’s such a rule,” said Li Mochou.

“Ugh, I smell a strong odor of jealousy.” I deliberately sniffed. “This time it’s a gift from His Excellency the Führer, I couldn’t refuse. This is a one-time thing… haha… this is a one-time thing.”

Curious, I walked over to a frying pan, while Xiaolongnu and her fellow disciples kept their distance.

A little demon was deep-frying a person in the pan, the person covered in blood and gore, screaming in agony.

I approached and asked, and the demon in charge of the punishment said, “Reporting to the Immortal, this person is called Tian Boguang. In the mortal realm, he has a nickname, something like ‘Ten Thousand Miles of Lewdness,’ having ruined the chastity of countless virtuous women. Yama, disgusted by his character, sentenced him to deep-frying, and he’s been doing it for over five hundred years.”

“And what about Hitler? How come he still has an army in the underworld?”

"That German, he seems to be a big shot." The little devil's eyes glowed with an eerie green light as he spoke of Hitler, flickering with ghostly fire as he excitedly remarked, "When he came, he gave Yama a mountain of gold, doubling our salaries and benefits instantly, and even establishing free healthcare. Everyone in the underworld, from Yama himself to lowly staff like me, loves him."

Apparently, the missing Jewish gold from the mortal realm was bribed by Hitler to improve living conditions in the underworld. Hitler had killed over a hundred million people in his lifetime, yet he remained powerful and wealthy in the underworld. Poor Tian Boguang, who only knew how to indulge in lust and never accumulated wealth, had no money to offer as tribute and was thus bombed for over five hundred years!

"Money really can make the devil turn the millstone!" I exclaimed, unable to bear hearing Tian Boguang's screams any longer, and hurriedly left with the two women.

Back in the mortal realm, the sky was blue, the clouds were white, the sun shone brightly, and life was vibrant. Although somewhat polluted, it was a million times better than the oppressive atmosphere of the underworld, where the sun never shone and the air was thick with gloom.

Li Mochou told me that all the flowers had been imprisoned in the Queen Mother's imperial garden for her amusement. So, the one I had to deal with was actually the Queen Mother! I started pacing around in my room. The Queen Mother had been ruling the Heavenly Court alongside the Jade Emperor for countless eons. I only had two hundred years of cultivation; in her eyes, I was practically an infant. What was the point of fighting her? Even if I summoned the Monkey King, what if the Buddha intervened? But I had to save the flowers, otherwise, where would my pride as a man be? What was the point of my ten lifetimes of reincarnation? I pondered deeply, then suddenly slapped my forehead—I had an idea! Since I couldn't defeat her by force, I'd have to outsmart her!

I spent half a year preparing, then, with Little Dragon Girl and Li Mochou, crossed the Milky Way and arrived at the Heavenly Court. Once

there, we didn't act rashly but instead gathered information. After many days of effort, we finally learned some useful information: the Queen Mother would soon go to the summit of Buzhou Mountain to fast, bathe, and pray to Buddha for the people of the mortal realm.

"Hypocritical benevolence! How could you, the high and mighty ruler of Heaven, possibly understand the suffering of the common people? There are countless natural disasters and man-made calamities, endless wars and chaos. How many good days have you ever had?" I thought to myself. "But this is also a good opportunity. When her troops have all retreated a thousand miles away, leaving her alone on the summit, it'll be perfect to strike."

The two women and I immediately rushed to Buzhou Mountain, dug a large pit at the foot of the peak, placed the "fatty" we had brought inside, filled it in, and then planted some tree seeds around it for camouflage. After confirming everything was flawless, we found a secluded mountain hollow eight hundred miles away to hide.

Half a month passed, and just as I was getting impatient, the Queen Mother finally arrived to fast and pray for blessings. Once all her escorting troops had retreated, I grinned maliciously and pressed the button on the remote control in my hand. A gigantic mushroom cloud rose from Buzhou Mountain, followed by rumbling thunder in the sky, and shockwaves began to radiate outwards!

"Haha, mission accomplished! Let's kiss!" I danced with glee, grabbing Xiaolongnu and Li Mochou and giving them each a big kiss. Excitedly, I said, "I gathered all the nuclear bombs and nuclear elements on Earth except for those from China and made 'Fatty,' this super nuclear bomb! The Queen Mother is all-powerful, isn't she? She has supernatural powers, but I have science! Hahaha!" My hands didn't forget to knead the two women's breasts.

Just as I was getting carried away, a huge, billowing bag suddenly appeared in the sky. The mushroom cloud was instantly sucked up, the rumbling thunder disappeared, and the shockwave vanished.

"The Qiankun Bag!" Xiaolongnu exclaimed sweetly, "I heard it can hold the sun, moon, and stars."

"What?! It can hold the sun, moon, and stars?!" Holding a nuclear bomb was child's play. I jumped up and cursed, "That's so unscientific! So unscientific!" "There

seems to be a faint sound of drums and gongs around us..." Li Mochou listened intently.

"Ouch! The wind's getting strong—get out of here!" I grabbed the two girls and tried to run, but it was too late. Suddenly, rows of soldiers surged out of the void, wearing ferocious masks, wielding gleaming weapons, their armor crackling with flickering blue arcs of electricity. Long spears and halberds clashed as they advanced like a wall, their armor clanging, their footsteps thundering, their killing intent soaring to the heavens! The army halted two hundred paces in front of us. With a "whoosh," an arrow shot from within the formation—a common tool used by armies of cold weapons to pinpoint enemy positions.

The arrow struck a hill to my right, and with a "boom," the entire hill vanished, leaving a gaping, dark crater in its center.

Damn, even a lowly archer is this powerful! It's unbelievable! Unbelievable! "What kind of mold-based bunker-buster bombs can compare to this? Don't be fooled by their cold weapon army; even Hitler's armored divisions were no match for them. I deeply regret not bringing in the combat monkeys just because we have nuclear weapons—that ultimate weapon. I was so careless, so incredibly careless.

" "What's the point of fighting now? They're ganging up on us, and we only have three people," I lamented. "I wonder if they'll even consider human rights or treat prisoners of war well?"

"You all, step back." Just as I was feeling utterly disheartened and dejected, a majestic voice rang out from mid-air, and the soldiers before me immediately retreated like a tide, disappearing completely in moments.

"How has the Flower Master been?" On the auspicious clouds above, the Queen Mother of the West, dressed in a pale yellow palace gown, phoenix coronet and embroidered robes, exuded an air of nobility!

"This humble immortal greets Your Majesty, may Your Majesty live a thousand years!" Little Dragon Girl and Li Mochou hurriedly prostrated themselves on the ground.

I am a modern person, raised under the red flag, and am not accustomed to such etiquette. I remain standing tall and simply cup my hands and bow to the sky: "Greetings, Queen Mother of the West!"

"It's been another hundred years since we last met, and you give me such a grand greeting as soon as we meet. The Flower Master is getting more and more mischievous," the Queen Mother of the West said with a smile.

"Not at all, not at all," I said, my skin as thick as a city wall, completely ignoring the Queen Mother's mockery, and casually made up a story: "That was a huge firecracker just now, it was really fun! Did the Queen Mother set it off for fun? Your Majesty is in high spirits."

"Alright, I have no interest in setting off firecrackers for fun. I still need to fast. You should go back first. I will summon you in the Heavenly Court in three days." After saying that, the Queen Mother rode away on a cloud.

We returned to the Heavenly Court and waited for three days. Sure enough, the Queen Mother summoned us, so we had no choice but to bite the bullet and go see her. The beautiful fairy maiden who led the way led us through many twists and turns, making me dizzy, until finally we passed through many pavilions and came to a magnificent palace. We went straight into the inner room and saw two rows of beautiful fairy maidens standing on both sides. In the middle, on a wide cloud bed, reclined a stunningly beautiful woman draped in white gauze, who was none other than the Queen Mother.

The Queen Mother's body, revealed in exquisite detail beneath the thin veil, was breathtakingly beautiful. Her breasts were high and firm, her waist slender, and beneath her snow-white belly lay a large, dark forest of pubic hair. She possessed rounded hips, long, beautiful legs, and an unparalleled allure.

Little Dragon Girl and Li Mochou had already exchanged greetings and stepped aside.

I hadn't expected to see the Queen Mother in such a sensual setting, and my lower body was now visibly aroused, causing me some embarrassment.

"Flower Master, this is your tenth challenge to me. Come," the Queen Mother said, rising from the bed. Her veil slipped down, revealing her naked body.

So this was the challenge! I was overjoyed and quickly removed my clothes.

The Queen Mother beckoned with her jade-like hand, and a gleaming black whip appeared in her palm.

"Wow, what are you doing?"

"Hehe, of course I'm hitting you!" The Queen Mother of the West swung her whip, the whip shadows descending like a mountain... I was startled and quickly jumped away using the Lingbo Weibu technique. My lower body, like a dragon, grew longer in the wind, instantly transforming into a Ruyi Jingu Bang (a magical staff).

"Ruyi Jingu Bang!" The Queen Mother of the West's beautiful eyes shone: "That monkey finally gave you this treasure."

"Haha, scared now? Surrender quickly!"

"Hmph, so what if it's Ruyi Jingu Bang? I'll still whip you." With a "whoosh," another whip lashed out.

"Whip-Breaking Style!" I flicked my staff, the tip piercing through the layers of whip shadows, aiming straight at the Queen Mother of the West's jade wrist holding the whip.

"Nine Swords of Dugu!" The Queen Mother of the West was forced to retract her whip and retreat: "How did you manage to incorporate it into your staff techniques?" "

The Nine Swords of Dugu only emphasizes the meaning, not the appearance. After mastering it, I created the Nine Staffs of Dugu, specifically to deal with queens like you who have a penchant for sadomasochistic men." I said smugly.

"You have the Broken Whip Style, then I won't use the whip." The Queen Mother threw away her long whip, flipped her jade palm, and suddenly struck my chest: "What Dugu Nine Staffs, all nonsense, behold my Tathagata Palm!"

"Well done!" I roared: "Broken Palm Style—Open!"

"Ah!" The Queen Mother cried out in surprise, her delicate body struck by my staff and falling onto the cloud bed. I took the opportunity to spread her snow-white jade legs, and the Ruyi Jingu Bang transformed back into a giant dragon, charging straight into the Queen Mother's enchanting cave.

"Guanyin Sitting on a Lotus!" The Queen Mother quickly changed her move, pressing me down beneath her, her snow-white buttocks rising and falling rapidly.

"Dragon Flip!" I pressed the Queen Mother down again, grabbing her large, beautiful breasts with both hands, and thrusting my dragon in and out rapidly.

"Stealing Peaches Under the Leaves!"

"Old Man Pushing a Cart!" I roared, flipping the Queen Mother over and shoving her violently!

"Crane intertwines its neck!"

"Fish catches its scales!

" "Ants climb a tree!

" "Rabbit sucks its hair!"

"Ice and fire in double heaven!"

... Until we fought three thousand rounds, until the sky darkened, the sun and moon lost their light, and the cloud bed trembled on the verge of cracking, the Queen Mother finally succumbed after a frenzied outburst. She lay on the cloud bed, her beautiful eyes glazed, limp as mud: "Flower Master, you've won. Go to the Imperial Garden and take your hundred flowers."

"Haha, I finally won this time. Thank you, Your Majesty. See you again." I happily jumped off the cloud bed and headed straight for the Imperial Garden with Little Dragon Girl and Li Mochou. Unexpectedly, as we passed through the fairy maidens, the giant dragon was touched a few times by small hands, and one bold one even pinched the dragon's head!

"Wow, I've been cheated! I'll come back to deal with you next time."

Arriving at the Imperial Garden, in the center of the garden were more than a hundred flower fairies in bud. They usually only bloomed at the Queen Mother's command, but I was going to awaken them all, so that they would bloom only for me forever.

Li Mochou knelt before me, her beautiful breasts clamping down on my massive penis. Little Dragon Girl embraced me, offering her a sweet kiss. I wrapped one arm around Little Dragon Girl's slender waist, the other reaching down to her genitals, gently caressing her labia, then probing her secrets… With both beauties at my side, I soon became incredibly excited, my penis trembling repeatedly. Li Mochou quickly positioned the head of my penis against a thorny bud, white semen spurting out, a rose the size of a bowl blooming. I placed my penis in the heart of the rose, a surge of heat flowing from my dantian through the shaft into the heart of the rose.

A thousand red lights flashed!

"Rose Fairy—Transform!"

... "Begonia Fairy—Transform!"

... "Peony Fairy—Transform!"

... "Peach Blossom Fairy—Transform!" ...

"Osmanthus Fairy—Transform!"

... "Guardian Flower Fairy—Transform!"

... "Rose Fairy—Transform!"

... Until the last small flower lying on the ground completed its transformation, a naked little girl of about thirteen or fourteen years old stood before me. All the other flowers had already paid their respects to their flower master. The little girl blinked her big eyes, put her hands on her hips, and looked very proud, as if she was waiting for me to pay my respects.

"You are... the Cactus Flower Fairy?" After 116 launches, plus the recent battle with the Queen Mother of the West, I was quite tired and asked the little girl in confusion, wondering, "When did cacti have flower fairies?"

"Yes!" The little girl nodded emphatically and said proudly in her childish voice, "My name is Weaver Girl, and my father is Yu Gang!"

"Huh? Bathtub?" I was very puzzled. There are people with that name?

"Oh! Wrong, wrong!" The little girl waved her hands wildly. "My dad isn't Yu Gang, my dad is the Jade Emperor! I'm the youngest daughter of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West. I love cacti, and since it doesn't have a flower fairy yet, I asked my mother to be its flower fairy." She

was clearly a spoiled brat. I tried my best to put on a kind smile and bowed respectfully. "

Greetings, little princess." "No need for formalities!" the Weaver Girl said casually, acting like a little adult. Suddenly, she darted over and stretched out her two small, white hands to grab my dragon and stroke it rapidly. "It's so interesting... it spits water! Spits water!... Yay! It really spits water again!"

My vision went black, and I fell backward. "Send... me... back!"

When I opened my eyes and woke up, we were already in my villa in the mortal realm. It took me several days to recover. Perhaps my cultivation was still too shallow; I couldn't afford to indulge in the unrestrained flow of my essence. Fortunately, Baihua had regained her freedom, so I didn't need to masturbate anymore. As long as I didn't go overboard, with the golden spear of my Ruyi Jingu Bang (Golden Cudgel), controlling Baihua wouldn't be a problem. Most of Baihua had returned to her flower form these past few nights and stayed in the courtyard. It seemed I'd have to build a villa complex… “Clang… Smash!” Just as I was lying in bed, happily anticipating my future blissful life, the Weaver Girl smashed another antique vase, causing me a pang of heartache. This was the ninth one in the past few days! I was deeply troubled by this little princess's destructive desires. I was beginning to understand why the Queen Mother had released her.

“Sister Weaver Girl, could you help me find my two elder sisters, Wu Zetian and Yang Guifei?” I decided to get the little loli to do something to distract her from her excess energy.

"Great!" Weaver Girl clapped her hands and skipped out.

I was watching TV when a news scene suddenly caught my eye: Germany's new Nazi Party had won the general election, and its young leader had become the youngest Chancellor in German history. He had a strikingly Asian face, and when he waved to the celebrating crowd, a clear swastika appeared on his palm! I suddenly remembered Catherine's words—Hitler really did have ulterior motives! This was so illogical! But I'd seen plenty of illogical things before, so I'd just let it be. In his inaugural address, the new German Chancellor announced military buildup and the reconstruction of the Third Reich. Immediately, war clouds gathered over Europe. It was all my fault for taking away all the nuclear weapons except those from China; the strategic balance was lost, and war was inevitable. Of course, to fulfill my promise to Catherine, China would sell more weapons… Haha!

Lost in thought, Wu Meiniang and Yang Yuhuan walked in hand in hand. In the Tang Dynasty, plumpness was considered beautiful, and both of them were voluptuous, mature, and sexy beauties. Wu Meiniang's beauty was tinged with a hint of shrewdness, making people feel somewhat unworthy of her, while Yang Yuhuan's beauty was tinged with a touch of languor, yet it made people think of bed as soon as they saw her.

I embraced the two voluptuous beauties, kissing and caressing them until they were panting softly, before saying, "Meiniang is the third generation Peony Fairy, and Yuhuan is the fourth generation. From you down to the twelfth generation Peony Fairy, Xiaolongnu, we are all here. But what about the first and second generation Peony Fairies?"

Wu Meiniang and Yang Yuhuan exchanged a glance, and the shrewd Wu Meiniang spoke first, "The Peony Fairy records only begin with me, the third generation. We don't know who the first and second generation Peony Fairies were."

"Oh?" I was greatly surprised. Even the shrewd Wu Meiniang didn't know, so it was even more impossible for the others to know. I guessed, "Could it be that the Queen Mother of the West hid them?"

"Possibly. She has that ability, and she has been imprisoning us sisters all this time," Yang Yuhuan said.

“Hmm,” Wu Meiniang echoed, “Judging from past experiences, this is the most likely possibility.”

“So, we’ll have to fight her to get her to release them,” I said with a wicked grin, “But first, let me have a battle with you two, haha!”

“Ah! No!” the two women cried out in unison, darting out of the house like startled deer.

“When a woman says no, she usually means yes!” I laughed heartily, got out of bed, took off my clothes, and walked out, my dragon erect.

In the courtyard, a hundred flowers were frolicking by the artificial lake, their silvery laughter ringing out from time to time.

I charged into the group of beauties, my dragon claws grabbing and squeezing one’s breasts, digging into another’s genitals, eliciting gasps of surprise! I felt like a big bad wolf jumping into a sheep pen, absolutely ecstatic! Just as I was about to reach out my demonic claws to the frightened little dragon girl again, someone kicked me in the butt, and I fell into the water with a “plop.”

It wasn't Wu Zetian; she was a bit far from me just now. There was another fierce one among these flowers! I scrambled ashore in a fit of rage: "Who…who kicked me down? This Flower Master will punish her properly!"

"It was me!"

"It was me!"

"It was me!"

... "Fine, since you all admit it, then stand still and let me punish you one by one."

I circled the women menacingly, then tackled the White Lotus Fairy Zhen Mi to the ground, ripped off her clothes, and spread her snow-white legs. Just as my dragon was about to plunge into the muddy flower path, a beam of golden light suddenly streaked across the sky. I quickly grabbed Zhen Mi and rolled away, utterly disheveled.

The golden light dissipated, revealing the Queen Mother of the West.

The Flower Fairies, intimidated by her imposing presence, immediately prostrated themselves on the ground. Even the usually mischievous Weaver Girl dared not cause any more trouble.

Seeing that the Queen Mother of the West's appearance had terrified my Hundred Flowers, I was greatly displeased: "Why did Your Majesty trespass into my private residence and ruin my plans?"

"I have the right to interfere in your affairs," the Queen Mother of the West said arrogantly.

"Although Your Majesty is the ruler of Heaven, you have no right to interfere in my family matters," I said unhappily.

"I am the first generation Peony Flower Fairy." The Queen Mother of the West flicked her jade arm, and her clothes transformed into colorful butterflies that flew away, revealing her mature and alluring body before me.

"Ah!" I was greatly surprised, then overjoyed, and shouted with my hands on my hips: "Since you are the first generation Peony Flower Fairy, you should obey me."

"Nonsense!" The Queen Mother of the West kicked me to the ground and stepped on my chest—so fast, I didn't even have the awareness to dodge before I was subdued. Now I realized how great the gap was between me and the Queen Mother of the West.

"Back then, that mischievous monkey Sun Wukong stole the Ruyi Jingu Bang (Golden Cudgel) that the Dragon King of the East Sea was going to offer as tribute to the Heavenly Court. He only knew how to use it to kill monsters, ignoring the fact that it was a man's treasure, capable of bringing endless pleasure to the boudoir. I hinted to him several times that he should give it to me as tribute, but he ignored me. Later, I asked Guanyin to make him a tight headband, but this monkey was stubborn enough to endure all hardships accompanying Tang Sanzang on his journey to the West to obtain the scriptures rather than hand over the Ruyi Jingu Bang. In the end, they, master and disciple, actually achieved enlightenment. I was furious, so at a Peach Banquet, I slipped a potent aphrodisiac into Tang Sanzang's wine, and then summoned him to meet me in the Imperial Garden. In the Imperial Garden, Tang Sanzang, under the influence of the drug, actually pinned me to the ground in broad daylight and attempted to assault me, just as the Jade Emperor happened to see. In his rage, the Jade Emperor ignored the pleas of the immortals and banished the most handsome and dashing man in Heaven, whose looks surpassed even Pan An, to the palace." "Tang Sanzang, the Cicada, was banished to the mortal realm. I seized the opportunity to reinstate him as the Flower Master of a Hundred Flowers, a third-rank celestial being." The Queen Mother recounted, "Although the Jade Emperor had his complaints, he dared not interfere in my affairs! Haha… Tang Sanzang returned to secular life as the Flower Master of a Hundred Flowers, enduring hardship and trials in the cycle of reincarnation. After ten lifetimes, Sun Wukong finally couldn't bear to hand over the Ruyi Jingu Bang (Golden Cudgel)."

So that's the whole story. No wonder Sun Wukong was so respectful to me; I was the beloved younger brother of all women. The Queen Mother coveted the Ruyi Jingu Bang, the most precious treasure of heaven and earth, and the handsome Tang Sanzang, so a queen's game began. But this queen was a formidable one; she played along for a thousand years! Poor Tang Sanzang… no, he should be called the happy Tang Sanzang! What's so good about being a monk? Even in the Women's Kingdom, he didn't know how to enjoy himself. It was much better to return to secular life and become the Flower Master of a Hundred Flowers!

I suddenly realized, "Since Your Majesty has come for me and this Ruyi Jingu Bang, I will certainly satisfy you." Saying this, I straightened my erect penis, after all, lying beneath the Queen Mother, seeing her beautifully parted legs, I was deeply moved.

"No rush!" The Queen Mother took out her shiny black whip again: "This is called the God-Slaying Whip, even the Jade Emperor fears it."

I was terrified: "You... what do you want to do?"

"When I appointed you to oversee the Hundred Flowers, I established a rule: you cannot touch any woman other than the Hundred Flower Sisters," the Queen Mother said.

Wow, so there really was such a rule! I protested loudly: "Every time I reincarnate, I erase my past life memories, this is so unfair!"

"I don't care, you have to be punished for violating the rules I set," the Queen Mother said domineeringly, raising her whip to strike.

"Sister, wait!" A five-colored auspicious cloud descended from the sky, and Guanyin stepped down from her seven-jeweled lotus platform.

"Sister Guanyin, save me!" I was overjoyed; I was saved!

"Little sister, you, the second-generation Peony Flower Fairy, aren't here to stop me for this fickle fellow, are you?" the Queen Mother said with a smile.

"Hehe, how could I dare to stop you, sister?" Guanyin also smiled and said, "Back then, to protect his primordial spirit, you used parts of our primordial spirits to fuse with his soul. Now, we can't separate them even if we wanted to. That's why I brought the Jade Bottle of Ambrosia Dew. After you've finished hitting me, sprinkle some of the dew from the bottle, and I guarantee there won't be a single scar."

"Then I'll hit him," the Queen Mother said.

"You can't hit that treasure," Guanyin pointed to a giant dragon that seemed to reach the sky, "The future happiness of my sisters depends on it."

"My sister is so thoughtful." The Queen Mother flicked her foot, and I flipped over with a "smack," now face down and buttocks up.

"You can't do this to me! That time it wasn't my choice. I was forced at gunpoint by a Nazi female officer, she raped me! I was forced!" I quickly protested, pointing to the sky and swearing, "No matter what happens in the future, I will never touch a woman other than Baihua again, absolutely not!"

"No, you naughty little brother, you have to be punished for your bad deeds!" The Queen Mother of the West chuckled.

"Sister Guanyin, I really will hit you."

"Hehe, hit me, hit me!" "

Whoosh—smack!"

"Ah—!"

[The End]

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