The nurse who circumcised me was such a troublesome little devil.

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The city's neon lights always illuminated well before nightfall, seemingly a stark contrast to the countryside. But Bi Yuntao felt uneasy. Gazing at the city lights and the endless stream of vehicles, he felt utterly out of place.
"My goodness! So many lights! How much electricity will that cost?! Waste is shameful, waste is shameful!"
Bi Yuntao's hometown was in a remote mountain village where electricity was scarce. His father usually made him use kerosene lamps. Seeing this sea of lights made his heart bleed!
Oh well! These things weren't his; wasting them wouldn't cost him anything, would it? After thinking this through, Bi Yuntao felt a little better. He continued to hold up the panel and shouted, "Heals! Heals! The village miracle doctor cures all diseases! Specializes in treating kidney deficiency, yang deficiency, irregular menstruation, headaches, fever, infertility, guaranteed to cure all diseases!"
Bi Yuntao's shouting style was learned from the village peddler, and that unique accent was quite something! This shout immediately attracted many people to stop and watch.
A woman in her forties squeezed forward, her cheeks puffed out, and asked, "Can you really cure infertility?"
Bi Yuntao looked the woman up and down, shook his head, and said, "Sister, I'm not trying to be mean, but you have a rosy complexion, white teeth, and a full figure. Most importantly, you have a large pelvis—you look like a woman who's good at bearing children. If you can't have children, it must be your husband's fault. Let me handle it; I guarantee you'll have a healthy, chubby boy."
"I'll beat you up, you brat!" At that moment, a thin man rushed over from behind. Bi Yuntao was startled and quickly put away his fortune-telling tablet. He had spent five yuan to get it from the fortune-telling stall next door; he couldn't afford to break it.
The man pointed at Bi Yuntao's nose and cursed, "You coward! How dare you say I'm impotent? And you even want to sleep with my wife! You've got a death wish!" He then lunged forward to fight Bi Yuntao.
Fortunately, the onlookers saw that Bi Yuntao was a fair-skinned young man who looked harmless, so they helped to restrain the man.
"What are you doing! Look at you, your face is pale but your skin is rough, your scalp is oily, you're unsteady on your feet, and when you talk, there's a stench that hits me. It's obvious you have kidney deficiency. You must feel a dull pain in your lower abdomen every night, and even feel a greasy feeling in your head!"
The man was about to fight Bi Yuntao, but as Bi Yuntao continued to talk, his clenched fist slowly loosened. He then looked at his wife in surprise, as if she had really been right, and angrily flicked his sleeves and left.
Seeing that the commotion had died down, many of the onlookers left dejectedly. The woman, however, approached Bi Yuntao and said, "Um... young man, can you really treat infertility? How should I treat my husband?"
"What? He needs treatment? Your husband's gone, and he didn't have kidney deficiency, did he?" Bi Yuntao shouted, immediately attracting a crowd again.
Bi Yuntao truly couldn't understand what these city people were thinking. They clearly had kidney deficiency, yet they refused to admit it. How could they deceive a doctor about such things?
Chapter 2: Let Me Help You With It.
When he saw the man who had been spying from behind the crowd, he immediately shouted, "Brother, I'm not trying to be mean, but what's so shameful about kidney deficiency? It's just kidney deficiency! In my world, Bi Yuntao, there's no such thing as kidney deficiency, and there's no such thing as 'a man can't perform.' Come up here and let me take a good look. I guarantee I can keep this lady up all night."
The woman blushed, but the man still didn't come forward. He responded from the crowd, "You brat, you just said you wanted to sleep with my wife. I'm not done with you yet! Don't even think about treating me until you apologize!"
Bi Yuntao waved his hand helplessly. Was this how it was in the city? Did doctors have to beg patients to treat them? Suddenly remembering his old man's advice to do as the Romans do, Bi Yuntao had no choice but to reluctantly apologize to the man.
"Hey buddy! I wasn't talking about sleeping with your wife. What I meant by 'sleeping with' was getting me some medicine. After taking this medicine, I guarantee you'll have a son."
Only then did the man give up, and he walked forward generously, reluctantly letting Bi Yuntao treat his illness.
Bi Yuntao pinched the man's wrist with his fingers, intently examining it. After a while, the man became impatient. "Are you any good? Don't try to fool me. I've seen plenty of swindlers like you. If you can't handle it, then... well, just pack up and get lost!"
Bi Yuntao remained silent for a long time before finally speaking. "Brother, I've examined your condition, and it's not just simple kidney deficiency. It's caused by an open yang gate and an unsealed seminal gate. Plus, the condition has been going on for quite a while, about five or six years, and there's a high possibility of some psychological issues as well."
As he spoke, Bi Yuntao took out a medicine bottle from his worn-out backpack and said, "Here, take one pill every night. After five days, your condition will naturally be cured. Then have more confidence in yourself. There's nothing a boy can't produce." "
You... how much are these pills?" the man asked, swallowing hard. Actually, he wanted all the medicine Bi Yuntao had mentioned. He already believed the guy a little, but even if it was just a little, the man didn't want to give up.
A glint of greed flashed in Bi Yuntao's eyes, then he tentatively held up three fingers, saying, "Three...three hundred!"
The thin man and woman exchanged a glance, wondering how much he would ask for! They hadn't expected it to be only three hundred!
"Um! Is this a scam? Let's go to a bigger hospital and get checked out!" The woman was a little uneasy; such a
low price must be a scam! Bi Yuntao panicked, thinking he had overcharged, and quickly said, "How about two hundred and fifty? Two hundred? Oh, don't go! One hundred, a fair price of one hundred!"
The man said to the woman, "Only one hundred, consider it buying a cheap remedy!" He then pulled out one hundred yuan and handed it to Bi Yuntao. Afraid they would change their minds, Bi Yuntao quickly took the money and handed over the pills; after all, without income, he would starve.
The man, overjoyed, led the woman away, but they hadn't gone far when a beautiful young woman stopped them.
The woman glanced at the medicine bottle in his hand and slowly said, "Sir, how about I offer you a thousand for one pill?"
The man was overjoyed. He hadn't expected to be able to resell the medicine he bought for a hundred for ten times the price! He was incredibly excited! He nodded repeatedly like a chicken pecking at rice.
Chapter 3: The Beauty Turns Dark
"No problem, no problem, you can have them all. Here are five pills, four thousand for you!"
The woman smiled, handed him a thousand, took one pill, and disappeared into the crowd, leaving the couple somewhat bewildered.
A little while later, the beautiful woman appeared in an ordinary restaurant and sat down in front of an even more beautiful woman. This woman was wearing a light blue OL uniform, the skirt of which was a bit long, but it couldn't hide her amazingly long legs. The outfit was very ordinary, but because of her beautiful face, hot figure, and amazingly long legs, the outfit became somewhat extraordinary.
"Sister, I've brought back the pills, look!" The woman handed the pills to the long-legged beauty.
The long-legged beauty took the pills, then gently sniffed them, a hint of surprise on her face.
"We've been following this young doctor for two days, sister, what are you going to do!" Jing'er sat down at the table, poured herself a glass of water, and looked at the long-legged beauty in front of her.
The long-legged beauty smiled and said, "Jing'er, how can you be so impatient! In my opinion, this young doctor is quite extraordinary. Take this pill, for example! It contains a mixture of nine medicinal herbs, all of which are cold and yin in nature, and even contains scorpion venom."
"What! Is this guy trying to kill someone? What kind of yang tonic is this?" Jing'er almost swallowed her water, asking in astonishment.
The long-legged beauty shook her head, a slight smile on her lips. "But because they are combined in a special ratio, the toxins are neutralized and not revealed. People with kidney deficiency can immediately stimulate their yang energy after eating it, making it much more effective than some famous aphrodisiacs." As she spoke, admiration appeared on the long-legged beauty's face.
"Hey! Sister, look who's that?" Jing'er pointed at a rustic-looking young man, her face full of surprise.
This person was none other than Bi Yuntao!
Bi Yuntao looked at the menu handed to him by the waiter, pursed his lips, and thought, "Good heavens! A simple bowl of wonton noodles costs 30 yuan! Why don't these people just rob me?"
Originally, Bi Yuntao planned to leave, but his rumbling stomach protested, so he had no choice but to order a bowl of wonton noodles.
The wait for his food to be delivered was incredibly boring, so Bi Yuntao turned his attention to the surrounding diners. Suddenly, he spotted two familiar figures—two beautiful women!
Bi Yuntao's heart skipped a beat, and he perked up. These two had been following him for a while now, thinking he didn't know. Were they planning to rob him?
While both women were undeniably attractive, one even had long legs that made Bi Yuntao's eyes water, and a chest so large her buttons were practically popping off,… but if they wanted his money, he'd rather die than give it to them!
Bi Yuntao perked up and continued to observe the people in the restaurant. The old man had told him before he left the mountain to pay attention to the various aspects of life in the city. How to do that? By observing and participating, of course!
With this principle in mind, Bi Yuntao continued to observe the people in the restaurant.
"Why are you so dark?" the man asked in a low voice.
"Where am I darker?" the woman replied, her voice tinged with annoyance.
Chapter 4: Dark? No, not at all!
The conversation between the young couple sitting next to Bi Yuntao caught his attention. Upon closer inspection, Bi Yuntao noticed the girl had fair skin and rosy lips—not dark-skinned at all!
"You still say you're not dark! You've gotten so dark since you came back from your budget trip! Don't you have anything to explain to me?" the man demanded, his voice low and menacing. The
woman, somewhat annoyed, retorted loudly, "I said I'm not dark, and that's final! How can you be so unreasonable?"
Her voice was quite loud, immediately drawing the attention of everyone in the restaurant. Many looked confused, while others suppressed laughter.
Bi Yuntao shook his head helplessly. The city is full of tricks! Even a breakup involves such an easily exposed lie. Is this girl dark-skinned? No!
Looking again, is she dark-skinned? No!
Ignoring everything else, Bi Yuntao slowly started eating his noodles. To be honest, the wonton noodles were quite good; they even seemed to contain lobster. However, they were undeniably expensive. When only a little bit was left in his bowl, Bi Yuntao beckoned to the waitress, calling her over.
"What's going on?!" Bi Yuntao slammed his hand on the table angrily, his face contorted with rage.
The waitress, a woman in her early twenties, was startled by Bi Yuntao's outburst and quickly asked, "Sir, what's wrong?"
"What's wrong? I should be asking you what's wrong! Come and see what's going on here!" Bi Yuntao pointed to a long strand of hair in his bowl, barely noticeable unless you looked closely.
"Tell me! What are you going to do about it?" Bi Yuntao said, his face darkening.
The waitress, encountering this situation for the first time, quickly apologized, "I'm so sorry, sir. I promise it won't happen again."
"Sorry?" Bi Yuntao shouted, "This city is so big, and you think a simple 'sorry' is enough? Then I wouldn't need to work anymore. I could just say sorry to the boss and be done with it. I could eat this bowl of noodles and leave without paying. If you come looking for me, I'll just say sorry! Isn't that right?"
The waitress nodded somewhat confusedly, then shook her head, and hurriedly said, "Sir, so you don't want to pay for this bowl of noodles?"
Bi Yuntao was about to nod, but considering he'd eaten quite well, he figured he'd just take a small portion.
"Are you insulting me? Do I look like someone who eats for free? I've eaten almost all of this, but I definitely won't pay for it all. Here, this is the money for the noodles!" With that, Bi Yuntao handed the waitress three yuan and left.
Jing'er's eyes were filled with disdain as she watched Bi Yuntao leave. "Sister, this guy's morals are so low! I clearly saw him take a hair from the woman sitting next to him."
The long-legged beauty also frowned slightly. She had originally thought that this guy's medical skills were quite good, and she would recruit him into her clinic! But with such low morals...
After thinking about it, the long-legged beauty still didn't want to give up. After following him for two days, she found that this guy's medical skills were indeed quite good. At worst, she could pay him a high salary later, and high salaries would keep him clean!
"Let's go, let's keep following him!"
"Sister, do you still want someone like this to join our clinic?"
"Stop talking nonsense, let's go!"
Chapter 5: Two Tasks
Bi Yuntao couldn't help but admire his own intelligence. He picked his teeth as he walked, his posture was incredibly dashing!
The wonton noodles were really too expensive. This saved him a meal's cost, and by doing this, he would definitely let those two sisters know his financial situation. Bi Yuntao, no money! He quickly turned his attention to someone else.
"Sir, do you know how to get to Changsheng Medical Clinic?" Bi Yuntao asked a passerby.
"Changsheng Medical Clinic? Never heard of it." The man shook his head and walked away.
Bi Yuntao looked at the bustling city, bewildered. He'd been searching for days and still hadn't found this Changsheng Medical Clinic!
He'd come down the mountain with a mission! Two missions.
First, the old man had instructed him to find Changsheng Medical Clinic and a man named Lin Changtian, and give him a letter of recommendation.
Bi Yuntao was initially reluctant, but the old man promised a large reward, so he reluctantly agreed.
The second mission, actually, was one Bi Yuntao had set for himself: to find a healthy, plump, and fertile woman. He was getting on in years, in his mid-twenties, and still single; it would be a laughingstock. This mission was extremely urgent.
It was getting late, past 8 PM, but the city was still as bright as day thanks to the neon lights.
If he couldn't find the Changsheng Medical Clinic, Bi Yuntao would have to sleep on the streets again. Quickly, he grabbed a young woman and asked, "Miss, do you know how to get to the Changsheng Medical Clinic?"
"You're the 'Miss,' your whole family are 'Miss'! You're crazy!" The woman glanced at Bi Yuntao, then swayed her hips and walked away.
Bi Yuntao was speechless. Couldn't they speak properly? Asking for directions and getting yelled at? Were city people really this rude? It seemed the countryside was better; completing his mission and getting home was the only truth.
Just then, a middle-aged man with a stubble, leaning against a large tree, rubbed his hands together, a friendly smile on his face, and approached. "Young man, looking for the Changsheng Medical Clinic?"
Bi Yuntao nodded repeatedly. "Yes, yes! Do you know the Changsheng Medical Clinic?"
"I know, I know! I'm from Jiangnan City, I know all the roads, right? Get in the car!" He led Bi Yuntao to a dilapidated car.
"Do you need money?" After getting in, Bi Yuntao immediately realized what was happening, clutching his wallet and asking cautiously.
The bearded man picked his nose, then flicked his hand out the window, saying, "Just give me some money for gas, it's late at night, we can't just give you away for free! Don't you think that makes sense?" Bi Yuntao nodded reluctantly
, "That's right, but... how much for gas?"
"Not much, 20 is fine, consider it making friends!"
Hearing 20, Bi Yuntao instinctively shrank back, but still urged reluctantly, "Let's go, let's go!"
On the way, the bearded man kept talking to Bi Yuntao, but Bi Yuntao didn't respond at all. Why? Because Bi Yuntao felt like he was on fire!
As the car continued to drive forward, Bi Yuntao felt that money was being burned penny by penny, and that the entire journey was being made with money!
Before long, the bearded man stopped the car next to a hotel. This place was already close to the edge of the city, and the hotel was quite dilapidated.

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