The young woman's narrative

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1. Contraception

: A newlywed couple didn't want children yet but didn't know how to prevent pregnancy, so they sought help from a doctor. The doctor gave them condoms. The couple happily went home.

A few months later, the wife became pregnant. The husband was furious and confronted the doctor. The doctor was puzzled and asked, "How did you use them?" He replied, "I gave my wife two at a time!"

Comment: How important it is to popularize knowledge! But your husband is so stupid! He's never seen a pig run, but he's certainly eaten pork!

2. Choose Yourself:

The husband came home from work, and his wife had prepared dinner.

"Honey, you can choose what we're serving tonight," she said.

"What kind of dishes are there?"

"Asparagus," she answered.

"What's the choice?"

"Will you eat it or not?"

Comment: That's ruthless! This wife is too clever; brothers, be careful!

3. Let's Compare Bedroom Skills

: There was a wealthy young couple who employed a bunch of butlers, drivers, maids, etc.

The mistress always suspected her husband of having an affair with the young and beautiful maid, so she was always looking for an opportunity to fire her. Finally, one day, when her husband was away, she called the maid over and told her to leave because she complained about her cooking.

"But the maid said, 'The master always says my cooking is better than yours.'"

The mistress was immediately consumed by jealousy and speechless. She could only say, "It's alright, you can go now!"

Just as the maid reached the door, she turned back and blurted out, "And my skills in bed are better than yours too!"

The mistress slammed her hand on the table in anger and said, "Did the master say that too?"

"No," the maid replied, "it was the driver and the gardener who said it."

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