Transmigrating into the World of Home with Kids: Becoming Liu Xing - Part 1, Chapter 52: About the Fourth Child

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Xia Donghai and Liu Mei both had things to do and planned to go on a long trip for a few days.
As the saying goes, "When the King of Hell leaves, the little devils run wild." To prevent the children from turning the house upside down while the adults are away, Xia Donghai and Liu Mei decided to temporarily invite their grandfather from the countryside to take care of and supervise the little devils.
Xia's parents had just left when Xiaoyu found a postcard in the mailbox.
The postcard was addressed to "xx" and it was from Thailand!
"Brother! Do you know any Thai ladyboys?" Xiaoyu cried out in a panic.
"Cramps!" Liu Xing walked over and asked, "What happened?"
Xiaoyu waved the injured postcard and said, "This one!"
Liu Xing snatched the postcard in confusion and read aloud, "Our child will arrive at your house on the 15th? Huh? Our child?!" Liu Xing was dumbfounded.
"Ah!" Xiaoyu jumped up in fright. "Brother, you already have a child?"
"How terrifying! You've gone too far!" Xiaoxue was also horrified, then flew into a rage.
Liu Xing cried out in grievance, "This isn't mine!"
That's true. It would be too much of an exaggeration to say that Liu Xing, who has just lost his virginity, has a child.
Xiaoxue thought for a moment and immediately became serious: "I think—this postcard is for an adult! And it's deliberately not written with the recipient's name, but with xx as the code."
For adults? Then isn't that for Xia Donghai and Liu Mei?
"Do Dad and Mom have another child?" Xiaoyu asked incredulously, holding up four fingers.
Xiaoxue exclaimed, "A fourth child?!?!"
"An extramarital affair? Two-timing?!" Liu Xing exclaimed.
The children scrambled to see the signature at the end of the letter—it was signed yy!
Xiaoxue thought about it carefully and finally came to a conclusion: "I think 'yy' is an abbreviation of that person's name. He is that child's father or mother. He and our father or mother have a fourth child!"
"It can't be my mom!" Liu Xing cried.
"It couldn't be my dad!" Xiaoyu cried.
"It can't be me, can it?" Xiaoxue said irritably.
However, the facts are clear, just like Nike's slogan: "Nothing is impossible."
In the end, the youngest, Xiaoyu, gave in: "No matter who the father is, someone will call me 'brother' from now on. I welcome this little brother... preferably a pretty girl!"
"But... does that mean he has to live with us too?" Only Xiaoxue remained clear-headed at this moment. "That would make this family too complicated!"
"And it's a serious violation of the family planning policy!" Liu Xing said realistically.
Suddenly, the doorbell rang sharply, and the three children jumped up: "Oh my god, is today the fifteenth?"
Today is certainly not the 15th.
The person ringing the doorbell was their grandfather, who had come to "take care of and supervise" them.
The three children immediately huddled together and whispered, "Is it possible that he's Xiao Si's father?"
"Absolutely impossible, he's too old!" Liu Xing rejected the idea, thinking that if there really was a fourth child, it would probably be Xia Donghai, and his own mother would definitely not be the one.
When the grandfather saw that the three children were only talking to themselves and no one was paying attention to him, he coughed loudly to get their attention.
"Didn't expect me to come, did you?" Grandpa laughed. "Since your parents are both away on business, and the devils are running rampant without the King of Hell, I've invited this old devil to your house to ward off evil spirits. I've come up with a very scientific management plan, which, in short, is to militarize family life! Alright, now listen to my commands!" As he spoke, Grandpa blew his whistle.
The three children did not respond.
"Line up facing me in a single file!" Grandpa shouted again.
"Grandpa, tomorrow is the 15th." Xiaoyu stepped forward and blurted out this sentence out of the blue.
“That’s right! So today we’re practicing marching, tomorrow we’re practicing running, and the day after tomorrow we’ll… marching and running!” Grandpa said.
Liu Xing then said mysteriously, "Xiao Si is coming tomorrow."
"It's none of my business if Xiao Ba comes! Huh? Who's Xiao Si?" Grandpa suddenly realized.
The children said in unison, "He/She is the fourth child in our family!"
A fourth child? Grandpa was speechless. Liu Xing quickly took out the postcard and told him the whole story.
Grandpa was extremely surprised: "What? Another child? There are three and now a fourth? Who is he with whom?" Grandpa's eyes widened.
"I don't know who it is! It can't possibly be mine!" Liu Xing shook his head.
Grandpa flew into a rage: "This is a blatant violation of the family planning policy! One child per couple is fine, but your family is going to exceed that by three? This is unacceptable! Absolutely unacceptable!"
So Xiaoyu suggested, "How do we get rid of Xiao Si? How about an online auction?"
"Of course not!" The others glared at him fiercely.
Grandpa sighed heavily, "Things can be disposed of, but people can't. That Xia Donghai! How did he manage to have a fourth child!"
"Xiao Si is Dad's child?" Liu Xing exclaimed in surprise. "Grandpa, how did you know?"
"Of course I know!" Grandpa said confidently. "No one knows a son better than his father..."
Before Grandpa could finish speaking, Grandma suddenly pushed the door open and entered, panting heavily, with a large travel bag slung over her shoulder.
Grandma was shocked to see Grandpa: "Grandpa Fascist?"
Grandpa was startled to see Grandma and immediately teased her, "Huh? Didn't you go to Mount Emei to see the monkeys?"
"Hmph, the old monkey is here, of course I have to rush back to see the little monkeys, I'm afraid they'll be wronged!" Grandma retorted to Grandpa, not to be outdone, and then said seriously, "Grandpa, leave everything here to me, you go back and rest."
Upon hearing this, Grandpa immediately became displeased and said, "I can't leave. How can I leave now? If I leave, how can a woman like you bear such a heavy responsibility!"
"Why haven't you changed your habit of looking down on women?" Grandma glared at Grandpa, looking very disgusted.
Grandpa said, "It's not that I look down on you women, but you always make a fuss over nothing, cry your eyes out, or complain of dizziness, palpitations, and high blood pressure! What's so great about you?"
"Don't even try to challenge me. When it comes to all the luxuries at home, you can't even match my little finger! The pancakes you make are harder than a horse's shoe, and you even knocked out one of Xiaoyu's front teeth!"
"That's because he's losing his baby teeth!"
"And another thing, every time you stew meat, the pot burns, but you can't bear to throw it away. You insist on feeding it to the children, as if you want them to get cancer at a young age!"
"Slander! I only messed up twice!"
"Isn't twice enough?"
Grandpa and Grandma started arguing fiercely, neither giving an inch.
Xiaoyu couldn't help but jump out and shove the postcard into her grandmother's hand: "Look, look..."
"What are you looking at?" Grandma asked, puzzled. She looked down and immediately felt her heart race. "I... I feel a little dizzy..."
"See what I told you?" Grandpa said smugly. "Grandma's getting dizzy, isn't she?"
Grandma really fainted, and Grandpa had to take care of her, bringing her medicine and water to her bedside.
Then, the two elderly people started discussing Xiao Si's situation.
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