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30 years of eating over a thousand women 

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This post was last edited by www0698 on 2014-12-31 at 12:37.
In 1984, Diao Minniu was 17 years old.
I was born in a turbulent era. The year I was born, the Cultural Revolution was spreading to Hong Kong, as if it meant that I would be burdened with the mission of reform when I grew up.
During my childhood, Hong Kong's population increased dramatically with the implementation of the resistance policy, and I witnessed the great gears of society turning, the rise and fall of various industries, and the ebb and flow of various trends.
Like many others, I experienced a dramatic change in my life and career, as well as in my physical characteristics, when I was seventeen, leaving me feeling extremely lonely and confused.
Like many others, I am curious about many things I have never encountered before, and I often listen with great interest to other people's wonderful descriptions.
Like many others, I am fond of popular entertainment publications, admire heroes in the virtual world, and aspire to become as remarkable as them.
However, most people my age prefer local comics like "Little Rascal," which focus on fighting and brotherhood. My thinking is more mature; I prefer publications that depict characters bluntly, where every picture is endlessly fascinating and every detail is worth pondering repeatedly—that is, adult magazines.
In those days, adult publications were mainly published in two forms. One was the ten-day magazine, such as "Dragon Tiger Leopard," which contained a large number of nude photos of women and directly attracted readers' attention. The other was the traditional newspaper, such as "Red and Green Daily," which compiled current affairs information, but whose erotic section was filled with a large amount of sexual information and erotic articles.
Among them, the column "Ugly Man" in "Dragon Tiger Leopard" was extremely popular and could be said to be a representative of this era of romance. Its main content tells the story of an ugly but sexually powerful man who conquers every unruly beauty and sometimes fights against evil villains who attempt to humiliate women.
Perhaps in the eyes of most people, "Ugly Man" is nothing more than an absurd and exaggerated lecher, but in my mind, he is a hero more remarkable than Wang Xiaohu or Fire Cloud Evil God. For a time, I even longed to become this idol and make women all over the world submit to my penis.
However, dreams are just dreams. In the real world, I am just an average student who dropped out of high school in the third year and started working to make a living. I have worked as a handyman, plumber, and garment maker. Living in the lower class, I have no chance to be a heartthrob, let alone have any opportunities to meet women except for my elderly mother.
"I slept with a big-breasted girl a couple of days ago, and I couldn't even scratch her breasts with one hand."
"Wow! Last night I met a newlywed woman, and when she sucked on her breast, milk sprayed out!"
I would often hear my coworkers sharing their romantic escapades during their leisure time. Although there were bound to be exaggerations and inaccuracies, I couldn't help but begin to yearn for the pleasures of love between men and women. And as I started experiencing nocturnal emissions and erections, I knew it was time to step into another phase of my life.
At first, I could release my desires through sexual fantasies and masturbation, but I gradually found that flat images and rough hands could no longer satisfy my needs, and I even began to feel bored. So I decided to get a girlfriend and experience what is arguably the most pleasurable activity for humankind.
Although I don't earn much money working in the factory, my parents don't need me to support them. I can support myself and have enough money to occasionally have some fun.
In that era, there was no internet or social networking sites, making communication inconvenient, but this ironically motivated people to go out and meet strangers. There were also many organizations that held social events, recruiting participants through public announcements or referrals from friends. The entrance fees were not expensive, which was perfect for energetic young people like me with limited funds.
I attended a party on a boat, where dozens of men and women were complete strangers. I was a slim and handsome guy when I was young (and I still am), and with my outgoing and talkative personality, making friends with the opposite sex wasn't difficult for me.
Although I had never been in a relationship at the time, I understood the principle of "don't give up the whole forest for one tree," so instead of focusing on one target and relentlessly pursuing them, I adopted a "cast a wide net" strategy, actively getting to know any woman I found attractive and exchanging contact information as much as possible. Being in a work environment devoid of women for a long time did not cause me to develop gynophobia; on the contrary, I cherished this rare opportunity even more.
At this gathering, I also met two women who had a profound influence on me.
I vaguely remember that the scene was something like this.
As I wandered around, I was suddenly drawn to a beautiful figure in a long yellow dress. Although she was dressed more conservatively than the other women around her, it couldn't hide her well-proportioned figure. Coupled with her youthful face and flowing hair, she didn't exactly steal the show, but she had a fresh and refined air about her.
"Are you alone?" I walked over and greeted her gently.
"Yes..." She didn't dare to look me in the eye, her expression a little shy.
"My name is Ya Niu, what is your name?"
"Maggie."
"Maggie, you changed your name because you like Maggie Cheung."
"Yes! You know better." She was surprised and delighted at first.
"Just look at your outfit! You look like Maggie Cheung!"
She immediately blushed and smiled, and I knew that my words of praise had a positive effect.
I asked, "So do you know why I call myself 'Asian Beef'?"
"I don't know...your name has the character "cow" in it."
"No, it's just that I like the name!"
"But this guy with such a weird name, no one calls him that..."
"I changed it because nobody calls me that. If I were called Ah Jun or Peter, I could easily find three or four people here, and you wouldn't even remember me!"
She chuckled. Although our conversation wasn't very meaningful, it made her beam with joy. She focused solely on me the whole time and didn't glance at any other men, so I easily exchanged phone numbers with her.
After ending my conversation with Maggie, I continued to look around, searching for a new target.
Suddenly, a lithe figure snatched the wine glass from my hand.
I looked the girl up and down. She wore heavy makeup to cover up her blemishes. Her narrow white tank top revealed a deep cleavage, and her long, smooth, white legs under her black skirt were even more alluring, like a wildcat that was always wanting to roam.
After downing her drink in one gulp, she said, "You don't mind, do you?"
"I mind!"
She seemed surprised by my answer, paused for a moment, then leaned closer to me and said seductively, "Well, I've already drunk it, so what do you want me to do now?"
"Well, I'm not that stingy. Just give me something in return."
"What?"
"telephone number."
"Ha!" She turned and leaned against the bar table, saying, "You think you can get my phone number after just half a drink? You seem a bit greedy!"
"It's not just half a glass of wine, but there's also some saliva from me!"
"Demon! You are so naughty!"
"So you didn't feel any discomfort after drinking it earlier?"
She immediately suppressed her disgust and said in an admiring tone, "Oh! You're quite smug! All the other men are vying to give me drinks and buy me drinks, but you're the only one who's so stinky."
"I just want you to think I'm special!"
She smiled and asked, "Do you have a pen?"
I handed her the ballpoint pen and had her write a bunch of numbers on my palm.
"My name is Et, and this is my phone number. But let me make it clear first, I have many appointments, so I might not have time to entertain you!"
Sometimes, old-fashioned methods can be the most effective.
After a whole night of running around, I managed to collect the phone numbers of five or six women, but I can only say that I have a deep connection with Maggie and ET. They are also my hopes for losing my virginity, but the question is, which one should I pursue first?
In terms of looks and figure, Maggie is more outstanding, but given her reserved personality, it seems that it would take a lot of effort and time to develop a sexual relationship with her; on the other hand, ET's personality is obviously more open, and her words are full of provocation, so it shouldn't be difficult to get close to her.
虽然我一心是为了做爱而交女朋友,但那时候歷练尚浅,对爱情和婚姻还有一定程度的憧憬,所以当时沒有被急切的色慾冲昏头脑、捨难取易,决定先尝试追求maggie。
那个时代的香港还未盛行手提电话,所以要联络都是靠致电住址的固网电话。
「喂!」
「喂!唔该搵maggie吖!」
「你系边个呀搵我个女做乜呀系咪上次喺楼下等佢嗰个死口靓仔呀」对方厉声回敬。
幸好我转数快,心平气和地道:「妳一定系maggie嘅妈咪喇!系咁嘅!我系佢学校嘅老师,我想同佢讨论下关于提名奖学金计划嘅事。」
「哎呀!原来系老师呀!唔好意思呀!头先咁大声同你讲嘢。你等一阵,我即刻叫maggie嚟听电话。」她的态度剎时变得客气起来。
未几,maggie便来接听我的电话。
「喂!何sir」
「喂!maggie。」
「你……你系亚牛」
「系呀!真系醒目,一听就知系我。」
「你做乜扮系我老师呀」她压低了声缐。
「唔咁做,伯母点会咁易畀我同妳倾计呀」
「咁你打畀我做乜呀」
「想约妳去街啰!」
「嗄……我……」
「唔得闲呀」
「都得嘅……但系……」
「咁听日十二点半,喺皇后码头等吖!系咁啦!」
我匆匆挂了缐,不容她有犹豫或拒绝的馀地。其实我是看得出她也对我有好感,所以採取这种强硬手段,而可幸这次放手一搏算是成功了。
约会当天,她比我更早到达约会地点,当她看到我走来时,剎时紧张起来,亦可看得出她经过悉心打扮。
我和maggie的约会沒什么特別和惊喜,都是逛街、看电影、吹海风这些寻常男女会做的事,所以沒什么值得详细描写。
而当我认为时机成熟,便突然牵着她的手。
她尝试挣扎不果,只好尴尬地望着我。
我问:「妳唔锺意我呀」
「唔系呀……」她紧张地左右盼顾了几下,带着怯意地道:「只系我屋企人唔畀我同男仔拍拖架!每次我同男仔单独出完街,佢哋都会鬧我,唔畀我再同佢来往。」
我失笑道:「咁妳唔讲,佢哋嘛唔会知啰!」
「唔得架!佢哋问多两句我就会惊,一惊就会有破绽,跟手唔小心讲晒啲嘢出嚟。」
「咁啦!妳屋企人问到细节嗰时,妳就老实将我哋去过嘅地方,做过啲乜讲晒出嚟,只要妳话我系一位女性朋友就得。」
「女性朋友」
「系呀!妳谂下,妳话同一位感情好好嘅女性朋友去行街、睇戏、食饭、拖手,妳又唔易穿煲,佢哋又搵唔到理据鬧妳。」
「又系喎!」她立即破愁为笑,被我一个简单的主意解开了困扰一生的难题。
如果现代的潮语来形容,她绝对是百分百的「天然呆」。
而这种女生是最容易骗的。
抛下了唯一的顾虑后,maggie对我的态度表现得更亲暱,和我牵手、被我拥抱也沒有先前的尴尬和抗拒,只是在人多的地方,还是因害怕被相熟的人看见,跟我保持距离。
无可否认,跟maggie的初恋是我一生中最纯真、最甜蜜的日子,可惜我是压根儿的色中饿鬼,puppy love对我来说其实是可有可无的,所以交往两个月后,我便尝试跟她迈向另一个阶段。
我当然沒有直接跟她说「我好想同妳做爱。」,而是说家中沒人,想邀请她到府上参观。
由于我的睡房太过窄狭而且凌乱不堪,若要做性事未免过于寒酸,所以我把她带到父母的寝室,并肩而坐。
我色瞇瞇地望着她的侧面,见她十分拘谨,勒着下唇,大概她也意会到我的意图。
虽然我已成功把她骗到家中,但还是不敢任意妄为,怕走错一步便会前功盡废。
我先托着她的下颚,跟她浅吻数下,然后缓缓伸手抚摸她的大腿,待她稍为习惯后,我便尝试把魔爪逐渐往上移,游走她的双乳。
虽然我沒有性经验,但倒是从《丑男人》的故事和色情录影带中学会步骤和一些招数,便照办煮碗做出来,而她的抗拒亦随着体温的上升、身体的放松而变弱,很快便被我推倒床上,任由把我她的衣服脱掉,品嚐她的敏感部位,而小牛亦在过程中迅速涨得坚硬粗大。
maggie的外表和身材远不比上成人杂志上的裸女,亦不会像色情文章中的描述般蜜穴泛出无穷的淫水或是发出亢奋的呻吟,只是静静地直躺在床上,连大气也不敢透一下──即一条死鱼也。
不过,既然我身为她的男朋友,当然要顾及她的感受,最少先把可以做的前戏也做过了,然后便挽开她的大腿,缓缓插入。
小牛只进入了几分,她便立即露出难受的表情,指甲深陷我肩上的肌肉。但如火山爆发的性慾令我沒耐性怜香惜玉,让火车破开未经开发的山洞,让彼此结合为一。但叫她娇喘一声,勒着下唇,硬生生承受我的冲击。
事隔多年,我还缅怀着这歷史性的时刻以及那块贴身的肉壁带来的无限快感。
当时我仍未懂得拿握性爱节奏,只顾奋力抽插,只消两、三分钟便一洩如注了,还未彻底享受当中的过程。
我为告別处男之身而兴奋,但剎那间便被失落感吞噬,毕竟我可是预想自己能像丑男人般连战十数分钟而不殆,maggie会像故事中的女人般不断大喊「大力啲!唔好停呀!」,现在大家也像洩了气的气球般软摊在床上,激昂的情绪随着体液的射出而消退,巨大的落差令我萌生无限的空虚感。
但现在可沒时间让我悼念初夜,眼下有一个问题需要我急切解决。
「屌!咁多血嘅!」我瞪眼望着蔓延到床单上的鲜血,虽然女人破处会流血是常识,但我满以为大概相当于热气流鼻血时的份量,现在简直就像被刀割破动脉时血流不止的状况!
「点算好呀」maggie也因此方寸大乱,不断问我怎样做,像是我俩共同犯下了一桩追悔莫及的血案。
「血嚟个啫!洗一洗嘛无事啰!」我依据有限的知识,作出了一个愚蠢的判断,因为当我把床单浸在一盆热水、反覆揉搓后,竟发现原本被血沾染的地方非但沒有脱色,还化成一大滩黑色,像癌细胞般不断往四方八面扩散! (因为血遇到水后,含氧量会大减而变成黑色,原理和煮猪血是一样)
我急中生智,把小学读书残留的毛笔墨汁全数倒在床单上,希望可以蒙混过关,对比下方发现两种颜色有着明显的差异,若然认真细看,必然会被识破。
就在这时,门铃突然响起,同时门外传来了我妈妈的声音:「亚牛,你喺唔喺屋企呀我无带锁匙呀!」
「仆街,今日佢咁早返嚟嘅!」我立即把maggie推到衣柜内,说:「妳匿喺入面先。」
「但系……」
「唔好但系啦!无时间啦!记住唔好出声。」我强行把门框关上。
安置了共犯还得想办法毁掉罪证,我看这张床单应该沒救了,眼下又时间无多,便把心一横,把它从窗口掉到大厦的后巷去。
「嚟啦!」我走去开门,强装镇定地说:「乜咁早嘅」
「打牌唔够脚嘛返嚟啰!你平时呢个时候唔系都去躝街咩」
「无……我今日无friend得闲,嘛留喺屋企度啰!」
「我去瞓阵晏觉先,你唔好烦我。」妈妈往睡房走去,旋即惊叫一声,问:「点解张床单唔见咗架」
我走到窗边左盼右顾,煞有介事地道:「哎呀!我头先洗完明明挂咗喺度架!一定系畀风吹走咗喇!」
「乜你咁遴迍架」妈妈往门口走去。
「妳去边呀」
「梗系去执返返嚟啦!床单唔使钱呀」
「等阵!」我立即拦在她面前,说:「其实张床单都咁旧咯,我份工又啱啱出粮,不如我买张新嘅返嚟,当系送畀妳做生日礼物吖!」
「咁耐以嚟都未见过你话送礼物畀阿妈,又会突然咁好死」妈妈一脸怀疑。
「就系一直都无送过,我做仔嘅先觉得惭愧,就咁决定啦!我一阵就去买返嚟!」
衣柜内突然传来一阵轻微的碰撞声。
妈妈立即回头一顾,然后一边走着,一边用她那对锐利的双眼扫视家中每一角落,又不时还头厉着我,显然是觉得我在隐瞒着什么事情,欲找出罪证。
我的心跳不断加速,看着她在睡房慢步,然后在衣柜前停顿了半刻,头颅微微倾前。
家庭电话忽地响起,如恐怖片般打破了令人窒息的气氛,妈妈施施然走去接听。
「喂!搵边位」
「游太呀!梁太佢探完老爷返嚟啦!而家够脚啦!妳嚟唔嚟打牌呀」对方的声缐颇大,连我也隐约听到。
"Hit! It's a joke! Just wait for me for five minutes, and I'll be here soon!"
"Ya Niu, you're having dinner with your dad tonight!" Mom said, then excitedly left the office.
I breathed a sigh of relief and opened the wardrobe, only to find Maggie trembling uncontrollably. I helped her to the bed and said softly, "Don't be afraid, my mom has passed away!"
But her expression was blank, and she said tremblingly, "Ya Niu, we really messed up earlier."
"Look, it's red! There's something fake about it."
She suddenly burst into tears, leaving me bewildered. I kept asking her what was wrong, and after a long while, she calmed down a bit and said, "If my family finds out I was doing this kind of thing with men before I got married, they'll kill me!" Then she started hitting my body and yelling, "You're the worst person of the day, lying to me about doing this!"
"Hey! You enjoyed it all along! How can you blame me for it?"
"But...but I'm really scared! It turns out it hurts so much, it's no fun! Right! We didn't use a condom earlier, will I get a baby?" She shook me frantically.
Although I'm good with words, I couldn't bring myself to say I'd take responsibility or give people false hope, so I just said, "We won't be so unlucky the first time! We'll take better precautions next time!"
"Next time, I won't do anything with you, you idiot!"
I initially thought Maggie was just joking, but little did I know she really didn't intend to have sex with me anymore. After that, every time I tried to invite her to my house or a hotel, she would firmly refuse, causing our dates to always end badly. She also started using various excuses to avoid going out with me. Over time, our relationship gradually became more distant, and we reached a consensus to end the relationship.
Later, I read some academic articles that mentioned that a woman's first sexual experience has a profound impact on her attitude towards sex. If handled improperly, it can lead to a woman disliking sex, and in severe cases, even frigidity. Undeniably, I was a bit too hasty during penetration, leaving Maggie with a negative impression.
For both men and women, the first sexual experience is unforgettable, especially when the other person is someone you love. Years later, the smooth texture, the pleasant fragrance, and the heart-pounding feeling still occasionally come to mind.

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