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Street "sex" interviews 

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Do you often find yourself being bothered on the street by people saying, "Sir, could you spare a few minutes so we can do a market survey?"
One day, I was strolling aimlessly down the street. Since it was rush hour, there weren't many people even in the bustling area. As I was walking, a young woman suddenly approached me from the side of the road and said, "Hello, sir."
Before she could finish speaking, I guessed what she wanted to do: "Thank you, but I don't need any more pens, and I don't want to buy anything."
"Excuse me, I'm a graduate student in the Department of Anthropology at XX University. I'd like to ask you to cooperate on a research project."
Haha, I thought she was definitely a street vendor, selling pens or something under the guise of charity, but it turns out she wanted my help with research. First, I was curious about what kind of research I could help with, and second, to be honest, she's really pretty. Just talking to her a few more times made me happy, haha.
"I see. How can I help you with your research?"
"You're really willing to help? Well, we're a group of graduate students from the anthropology department at a university. Currently, all the human research data is done by other countries. Therefore, we want to use street sampling to create an anthropological data set specific to Taiwan. We've rented a room upstairs in this building and have some basic equipment. We hope you can assist us."
"This... doesn't require injections or medicine, right?"
"No, absolutely not. We're just taking some measurements. If you're alright, sir, I'll take you upstairs."
Anyway, my business has been terrible lately. I was thinking of going for coffee or something, but after checking my pockets, I realized I barely had any pocket money left this month besides lunch. It wouldn't hurt to chat with such a hottie, especially since it was free (actually, I was even thinking I could get paid). I followed her to a room on the ninth floor. Inside, there were simple instruments for measuring height and weight, and there was another woman there too—and she was really hot! "Sir, let me explain. We'd like to reconstruct your Taiwanese body data. Thank you for your cooperation. This is a robe; the changing room is in the restroom. Please change into it."
Only then did I take a closer look. What I entered was a small apartment with two bedrooms, a living room, and a bathroom. One of the rooms had a height and weight measuring device, while the other room had nothing but a bed for medical consultations. I took the robe that Zhengme handed me. What robe? It was just a bathrobe that I would wear to a sauna.
After getting the yukata, I went into the not-so-large bathroom to change. I took off my suit jacket, put on the yukata, and came out.
"Excuse me, sir, but we would appreciate it if you could refrain from wearing any other clothing under your robe, as this would ensure accurate measurements."
Ah, does that mean we have to take everything off except for this yukata? Let's see what these two girls are up to.
He went back to the bathroom, took off his shirt and trousers, then his undershirt and underwear, and put on a bathrobe before coming out.
"Sir, let me introduce myself. My surname is Huang, you can just call me Xiao Jing. My classmate's surname is Xiao, you can just call her Yi Jun. Yi Jun and I will be assisting you with today's research data."
"Um"
"At the same time, to thank you for your great help, the department originally applied for a small amount of funding as compensation, but Yi-Jun and I hope that this money can be used for research. Therefore, your compensation will probably be handled by Yi-Jun and me."
Xiao Jing's voice trailed off, until it was almost inaudible. Anyway, being with Xiao Jing and Yi Jun seemed fine, so she wasn't too concerned about the money (sigh, still ending up poor, haha). At this moment, both girls were blushing. Their young faces were beautiful even without makeup, and their apple-red cheeks were even more alluring. It was unclear what they were thinking, but why were they both blushing at the same time. "Then, sir, let's begin the first stage of measurement."
"Xiao Jing, stop calling me 'Mr.' and just call me Brother Cheng. Everyone in the company who is younger than me calls me that."
"Okay, Brother Cheng, please take off your robe first so we can measure your height and weight."
"Oh dear, from childhood to adulthood, measuring my height and weight only requires taking off my shoes. How come a graduate student has to measure me completely naked?" Just as I was wondering, Yi-jun spoke up.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Cheng, but we want the data to be as accurate as possible, so we asked you to take off your clothes for the measurement. Moreover, the following data also really requires your cooperation by taking off your clothes."
Alright, since we're all here, let's see what tricks this little girl is up to; then she took off her yukata and stood naked in front of the two ladies.
Uh, I should make a special statement here. Although I am not exactly a gentleman, I would not do anything inappropriate to a sheep, nor am I an exhibitionist. So, this is really the first time I have ever been naked in front of a sheep.
Stepping onto the scale, "Yi-Jun, height 180cm, weight 71kg."
"Wow, Cheng-ge, you have such a standard build, and you're so tall!"
"Hehe, not at all, not at all."
Yeah, tall, does that mean I have to be completely naked for people to tell? After measuring my height and weight, Xiao Jing led me into another room, yes, the one with the examination bed. After entering the room, she guided me to lie down, and so I lay there completely naked in front of two beautiful women. What's even more embarrassing is that I discovered my penis was slowly, little by little, getting erect. Of course, I'm a normal man, how could I not have a physiological reaction when I'm completely naked in front of them?
"Brother Cheng, next we will measure the dimensions of various parts of your body. Don't worry, it will absolutely not hurt you."
"Okay, fine."
I saw Yi-Jun holding a tape measure, and Xiao-Jing stood next to me and started taking measurements.
"Xiao Jing, palm 21 cm, thumb x cm, arm x cm, upper arm x cm."
Then they measured the distance between my breasts, and even the diameter of my nipples and the width of my chest in great detail. This made the two of them play pranks on me, and my penis became incredibly erect, even jumping around.
Then, two more came to my lower body.
"Brother Cheng, for the next measurement, if you feel uncomfortable, we can rest immediately. Even if the middle finger is delayed today, this sample will become invalid."
"It's okay, you guys continue."
Unexpectedly, Yi-jun then took a measuring tape and held up my erect penis.
"Xiao Jing's penis is 1.4 cm long from the glans to the base of the penis, 4.8 cm wide at the glans, and the diameter of the penis is approximately x cm."
This... I've never even measured the size of my private parts myself, and now I'm having two guys who hit on me on the street measure them! "Brother Cheng, I'm sorry, I wasn't wearing gloves, but I washed my hands beforehand. If you're worried, I can put on gloves."
"Uh, no, you're making it feel good. No, I mean it's okay, you can just keep going like this."
Haha, even the comfortable feeling in their hearts couldn't help but slip out, making the two sheep blush on the spot. If it weren't for the fact that there weren't many people willing to cooperate on the street, plus the two sheep's sense of responsibility to really want to study, this ambiguous measurement would have been difficult to continue.
"Xiao Jing, scrotum diameter x cm, testicle diameter x cm, scrotum is lower on the right and higher on the left."
Wow, to be honest, I've masturbated this gun at least dozens of times. This time, I let Yi-jun play with my penis, I mean, measure it. And it felt even better than masturbating or even ejaculating. Watching Yi-jun measure it so intently, her face was almost touching my penis. I could even feel the heat from her breath on the surface of my penis, which made me close my eyes and enjoy it.
"Xiao Jing, next we need to measure the flaccid penis, but Cheng-ge is erect right now, how do we measure it?"
"Then I'll ask him; Brother Cheng, Brother Cheng."
"Hmm, what's wrong?"
Xiao Jing called out to me, waking me from my blissful state with my eyes closed. "Next, we need to measure your...your...your...your...sexual organs, I mean your penis. Brother Cheng, do you have a way to make it...make it not erect?"
Just kidding! What other way do I have to reduce the swelling in my penis right here and now besides masturbating? "Uh, I'm at home alone, watching porn—I mean, the kind that's lighthearted—does get me an erection, but after that I have to masturbate, uh, masturbate, for it to go down. But wouldn't it be weird to do it here?"
Upon hearing this, the two sheep blushed again, their faces turning red even to the roots of their ears.
"Well, Cheng-ge, let me help you, and I also need to measure the volume of the bodily fluids you ejaculated."
"You mean semen, right?"
"Yes, semen, sperm."
"Then I'll trouble you."
The real show began when Xiao Jing grasped my penis and started moving it from side to side.
"Uh, Xiao Jing, that's not how you masturbate."
"Cheng, can you teach me? I've never done masturbation for a guy before."
As I spoke, I grabbed Yi-ching's delicate little hand and taught her to help me masturbate. My God, I swear, it was even more enjoyable than having sex with a girl, even though I didn't have much sexual experience at the time.
Clever Xiao Jing learned it in no time. She worked very hard to help me masturbate, switching to her left hand when her right hand got tired.
"Xiao Jing, if your arms are sore, you can switch with me. I'd like to try helping the guys, helping Cheng Ge."
So Xiao Jing gave up her penis, and then Yi Jun helped me masturbate; ah, what a blessing I have, that a street pickup turned into two people taking turns masturbating me.
After a long time, they still couldn't ejaculate. The two sheep seemed to be getting anxious and kept looking at their watches.
"Um, if you don't mind, you can use your mouth. Oral sex should make me ejaculate faster, right?"
My God, I must have been driven mad by lust to say such things to the two sheep. It was so vulgar. I thought the two sheep would get angry and leave me behind, but unexpectedly, after Yi-jun blushed again, she actually, actually, slowly lowered her head and finally took my glans into her mouth.
With the glans in her mouth, Yi-jun's right hand was still giving me a handjob. To be honest, I was already close to ejaculating when I was enjoying the two of them taking turns masturbating, but I was unwilling to give up like that and end the romantic encounter, so I tried my best to hold back the urge to ejaculate. I didn't expect that after Yi-jun's mouth took the glans in, she only gave me a few strokes before I had a strong urge to ejaculate, wave after wave rushing straight to my head.
"Yi-jun, I...I'm almost there, almost there!"
Sure enough, before I could finish speaking, Yi-jun was looking at me sideways with my glans in her mouth, trying to hear what I was going to say, when my semen gushed out and shot into her mouth, filling it completely. Yi-jun was clearly surprised; she and Xiao-jing had been masturbating for a long time without me ejaculating, but I ejaculated as soon as she had my glans in her mouth. In her astonishment, she swallowed my semen.
"Yi-jun, what's wrong? Did you bite Cheng-ge?"
"No, it was Brother Cheng... he ejaculated."
"What about the semen? Quick, spit it out!"
"I think, I think I just accidentally, accidentally swallowed it."
"Oh no, you swallowed it! What about the research? You're so careless!"
"Me, me"
Seeing Xiao Jing blaming Yi Jun, and Yi Jun's eyes seemingly welling up with tears, I quickly tried to smooth things over.
"It's okay, it should rest for a bit, it'll get hard again soon, uh, I mean erection."
"Really"
Yi-Jun seemed to laugh through her tears and continued, "Then we can still collect semen for Cheng-Ge today."
"Uh, as long as you don't mind, don't mind ejaculating a second time, even if the second ejaculation is smaller."
"No, it would be great if Brother Cheng was willing to help."
Yi-Jun happily said, "Then Xiao-Jing, let's measure Cheng-Ge's penis size when it's not erect."
Just as I predicted, the penis regained its vitality soon after being caressed by Yi Jun's delicate hands, and became erect again shortly after the two women finished measuring various data.
"Yi-jun, this time it's my turn to help Cheng-ge ejaculate, so you don't have to swallow your semen again."
"Okay."
Seeing Yi-jun pouting like a child who had just done something naughty, looking extremely cute, if Xiao-jing hadn't been holding my penis at that moment, I really wanted to rush forward and kiss Yi-jun; then, Xiao-jing helped me masturbate again.
"Brother Cheng, you really need to tell me before you ejaculate this time, otherwise this sample will be useless."
Xiao Jing was talking while masturbating, not daring to look at me. Then, incredibly, she took my glans into her mouth. Oh my god, I have to buy a lottery ticket later. Just because I'm a poor performer and can't afford to spend money to slack off at a coffee shop, I'm lucky enough to be lucky enough to have two hot girls take turns giving me a handjob and oral sex! With the experience of ejaculating the first time, the second time was indeed much longer. Watching Xiao Jing diligently sucking on my not-so-long but very thick penis with a large glans, swallowing and spitting it out while her slender hand masturbated, I really enjoyed the feeling. Even with the boost from the first ejaculation, even though I was holding back the urge to ejaculate, I still had to ejaculate in the end.
"Xiao Jing, I'm almost there, almost there!"
Sure enough, Xiao Jing immediately spat out the penis she had been holding in her mouth, and by sheer coincidence, she caught the tip of my penis with a test tube. Although some of it ended up on Xiao Jing's hand, she managed to collect most of it into the test tube.
I thought that the street hustle would end after the semen was collected, but to my surprise, Xiao Jing continued, blushing, and said to me, "Brother Cheng, because we hope to use all the funds for research, as I just mentioned to you, we will find another way to pay you."
After Xiao Jing finished speaking, incredibly, she took off her outer clothes in front of me, and didn't stop there, continuing to take off her bra and pink cotton panties; at this point, Xiao Jing was completely naked, standing in front of me. Then, even more incredibly, she climbed onto the bed, her buttocks facing me as she lay down! "Brother Cheng, thank you for your generous cooperation in this research. I asked many people on the street, and most refused, some even cursing. We are poor graduate students, and as I just said, we hope that our limited funds can be used for research, so, so we have no choice but to do this as your payment."
As she spoke, Xiao Jing took my glans into her mouth again, and sat down on my face. At this moment, Xiao Jing's tender labia were facing me, as if she were saying to me, "Cheng-ge, come and lick it."
Unable to stop myself, I licked Xiao Jing's vulva, licking and enjoying it intensely, until finally, that damned semen shot out into Xiao Jing's mouth again; alas, I failed to have sex with Xiao Jing this time, maybe next time (though I thought to myself, who knows if there will be a next time).

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