Kids that make you burst out laughing

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1. My son likes his kind-hearted grandmother but dislikes his stern maternal grandmother.
One day, his mother jokingly asked him, "If Grandma and Grandma both fell into the water, who would you save first?"
He replied, "I'd save Grandma first."
His mother asked, "What about Grandma?"
He impatiently said, "Let her blow bubbles in the water first." 2. A father was driving his two young sons home when heavy snow fell, covering the road.
Suddenly, the car slid into a ditch.
The father worried the children were frightened, but the children happily exclaimed, "Let's slide again!" 3. I run a small craft shop selling souvenirs to domestic and international tourists.
One item features three monkeys climbing a rope, one covering its mouth, one its eyes, and one its ears.
This symbolizes "Do not speak of what is improper, do not look at what is improper, and do not listen to what is improper." This ornament hangs on the door.
One day, a little child looked at the ornament and said, "I know what these monkeys are doing. The monkey at the top covering its mouth is telling the monkeys below that there's no food up there. The middle monkey covering its eyes is regretting climbing up. The bottom monkey covering its ears is saying, 'Speak up, I can't hear you!'" 4. Yesterday, while waiting for the bus at the station, I overheard a mother lecturing her teenage son: "Son, you must remember, learning is 30% fate and 70% hard work. You can't succeed without effort."
The child listened, thought for a moment, and said, "What about the remaining 90 points?"
I was drinking water at the time and couldn't control myself, so I spat it out. 5. One starry night, a mother and son were playing in the yard. The mother said to her son, "Honey, count how many stars are in the sky?"

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