Five jokes for December

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1. Wife: "You're so indecent! You see a pretty woman and forget you're already married." Husband: "On the contrary, every time I see a pretty woman, the first thing I know is how I could already be married!"
2. Imagine you're about to pin a woman against a wall, and she says to you: "Forced love is never sweet." How would you reply? If it were me, I'd say: "
I just love bitter melon!" 3. Wife: "Tell me, am I pretty?" Husband: "Of course, prettier than anyone else!" Wife: "But when we got married, my mom only accepted a few hundred yuan as a dowry. What does that say?" Husband: "It means good quality at a low price!"
4. An honest man went on a business trip and was dragged out by a colleague to fool around at night. He felt uneasy afterward. One day, he decided to confess to his wife. Honest man: Actually, everyone makes mistakes, right? Wife: Yes, but it's okay if you correct them, right? Honest man: Yes, but you also need to be honest with your family. Wife: Huh?! You already know? Actually, it only happened two or three times! Honest guy: ...

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