My mom is invincible; I can never win an argument with her.

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1. My parents went to the movies. My mom, looking romantic, said, "Why don't you come too? The three of us can go together." I said, "I'm not going to be a third wheel."
My mom said, "Oh dear, you've been a third wheel for over twenty years!"
2. My younger brother drank water too fast and spilled it all over himself.
My mom scolded him, and he argued that his mouth was too small, so it leaked.
My mom then said, "Then mosquitoes have even smaller mouths, and they drink blood, so they don't leak."
3. I argued with my mom, and I said something a bit harsh, and I regretted it
immediately. She calmly said, "Okay, okay, let's not argue anymore. Do whatever you want. After all, I was wrong first; giving birth to you was my fault."
4. My mom and dad were arguing, and I chided her for my dad. She immediately requested a refund for the "living expenses" I sold her in my online store... adding, "The seller's attitude is terrible!"
5. Today, my family pressured me to go on another blind date. When I
got home, my mom asked, "How did it go? How did it go?"
I asked, "How did what go?"
My mom asked, "You and that girl!"
I said, "It didn't go well. That girl is two years older than me. It didn't work out."

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