Hilarious erotic female teacher and humorous student

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1 [Hilarious] Erotic female teacher and humorous student
A first-grade teacher was recently troubled by one of her students. The teacher asked, "What's wrong?"
The student replied, "I'm too smart; first grade is too easy for me. I'm smarter than my sister, but she only got into third grade."
Grade. I think I should be in third grade too!
The teacher had had enough of him. So she took the student to the principal's office.
She explained the students' situation to the principal.
The principal suggested that the student should be given a test, and if he answered any question incorrectly, he should stay in first grade. The teacher agreed.
The student was called into the office, where the teacher explained the principal's intentions to him, and the student agreed.
Principal: "What is 3 times 3?" Student: "9." Principal: "What is 6 times 6?" Student: "36."
In this way, the principal asked many questions to the third-grade students, and the students answered them all correctly.
So the principal said to the student's teacher, "I think he can start in the third grade."
The student's teacher said, "Let me ask him a few questions."
The principal and the students both agreed.
Teacher: "What is it that the cow has 4 while I only have 2?"
Student: "Legs."
Teacher: "What do you have in your pants that I don't?" (The principal was puzzled by the question the teacher was asking. Why was she asking such a question? The principal wondered.)
Student: "Pocket".
Teacher: "What is this thing that starts with 'c' and ends with 't', has lots of hair on it, is oval-shaped, and contains an intoxicating, milky-white liquid?"
The principal's eyes widened, trying to stop the teacher from asking any more questions.
The student answered, "Coconut."
Teacher: "What goes in red and hard, but comes out soft and sticky?"
Student: "Bubble gum."
Teacher: "What things should men do standing up, women doing sitting up, and dogs doing on three legs?"
Student: "Shake hands."
The teacher thought for a moment and said, "Now I'm going to ask you a few 'Guess what I am' questions, okay?"
Student: "Okay!"
Teacher: "You used a stick to push me up inside, and then propped me up. And I was already wet before that."
Student: "Tent."
Teacher: "Your fingers will go inside me. You'll play with me when you're agitated. The best man will always have me."
Student: "Wedding ring."
Teacher: "Things that have entered me vary in size. When I'm uncomfortable, I drip water. When you blow on me, you feel very comfortable."
Student: "Nose."
Teacher: "I have a hard rod. My head can be inserted into other things. Then, that thing will tremble all over."
Student: "Arrow".
Teacher: "What words start with f, end with k, and have an exciting meaning?"
Student: "Fire truck."
The teacher finally finished asking questions, and the principal breathed a sigh of relief, wiping the sweat from his brow. He said, "Let the student go to fifth grade. I got all ten of your questions wrong." [Laughing emoji] (The text then abruptly shifts to unrelated content: "Sexy female teacher and humorous student")
Comment: I doubt many adults would think that way.
2. Passionate and exciting pornographic phone calls
A man, bored, kicked a piece of paper with a pornographic phone number written on it, so he dialed the number.
Woman (picks up the phone): Hello! I'm a passionate hottie, from now on all your senses will be aroused by me! Let's indulge in fantasies together! Your warm hands unbutton my first button! *beep*... The following is censored. Press one to remove the censorship, or press two otherwise!
Man: Wow! Even porn calls are censored?! That's outrageous! Okay, since I've already made the call, I'll press one!
Woman: Okay, you pressed one, let's continue. Your warm hands unbuttoned my first button! Beep... The following are pronunciations in various languages. If you want Chinese, press one; if you want English, press two; for both languages, press nine!
Man: Wow! So professional? And multilingual? I'll give it my all, press one!
Woman: Okay, you pressed one, let's continue. Your warm hands unbuttoned my first button! And at that moment I was very… *beep*… Police are conducting a stop-and-go check, we are forcibly disconnecting the line, please call back later. Thank you!
male:????
Comment: This is a classic case of curiosity killing the cat.
3 butchers arrested for soliciting prostitutes
Classic joke: A butcher was caught soliciting a prostitute and fined 4,000 yuan, receiving a receipt. One day, the butcher and his wife found the receipt. They only recognized 4,000 yuan but didn't understand the words "soliciting prostitutes." They asked the butcher, "Why were you fined 4,000 yuan?" The butcher replied, "It's to punish me for injecting water into my meat!"
Comment: Injecting water into the meat is a brilliant use of technique!

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