The husband heard that his wife was having an affair

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Wife: Why do you men have a virginity complex?
Husband: Because nobody wants to buy meat with a torn piece of plastic wrap.
Wife: Why don't we women have a virginity complex?
Husband: Because nobody wants to eat an unpeeled sausage.
2. A husband, hearing of his wife's affair, plotted revenge. One night, while his wife slept, he rubbed concentrated rat poison on her nipples. The next night, his wife returned home late. When asked why, she said, filled with grief and anger, "Our boss has been poisoned to death!" He asked, "Do you know who did it?" She said, "The murderer is quite cunning; even the police can't figure out how they poisoned him. However, they have some leads and are investigating Sanlu and Synutra milk powder." He asked, "Why?" She said, "When our boss died, he said, 'My God! Is there any safe milk left in the world?'"
In a life drawing class, the female model posed. A boy raised his hand and said, "Teacher, this wasn't the pose yesterday."
The teacher asked, "Then how should we adjust it?"
The boy swallowed hard and said loudly, "The left leg should be further to the left, and the right leg should be further to the right!"
4. A woman wasn't feeling well, so she asked her best friend to accompany her to the hospital for a checkup. The results showed she was pregnant, and she was overjoyed! She was about to call her husband to tell him, but realized she had forgotten her phone in the rush to leave. So she borrowed her friend's phone, skillfully dialed her husband's number, and pressed the call button. To her astonishment, three words appeared on the screen: Darling!
Five goddesses, after being played and discarded by rich, handsome men, are heartlessly dumped! At this moment, the goddess remembers the loser and calls him, crying. The loser buys eggs and noodles and goes to the goddess's house to comfort her. Loser: "I'll take care of you for the rest of my life!" Goddess: "I've had so many boyfriends, don't you mind?" Loser: "You've just been deceived. I know you're a very pure girl!" The goddess is moved to tears. Loser: "Don't cry, I'll make you some noodles!" The goddess nods and reaches out to unzip the loser's pants!
6. Dad and Mom took Ah-Dai on vacation to the beach in California.
The foreigners on the beach were all swimming naked.
Ah-Dai: Dad, why aren't your ** as big as those uncles'?
Dad: ...Because...those uncles are richer than Dad.
After a while, Ah-Dai wanted a Coke, so his father went to the store to buy it for him.
Ah-Dai and his mother stayed on the beach, but when his father returned, he found that his mother was gone.
Dad: Where's your mom?
Ah-Dai: Dad, right after you left, a very rich uncle came. He looked at my mom and kept adding more and more money to her. Later, my mom went with him.
7. It was Mr. Lin's wife's birthday, and she asked Mr. Lin to take her to a strip club to broaden her horizons. Mr. Lin was so pestered that he had no choice but to comply.
Upon arriving at the entrance of the strip club, a waiter politely said, "Mr. Lin, welcome." Mr. Lin nervously tried to stop him, while Mrs. Lin glared at him angrily.
Upon entering the strip club, the manager greeted Mr. Lin, "Welcome, Mr. Lin. Would you like to sit in your usual spot?" Mrs. Lin's face was already turning pale with anger.
As the performance began, the strippers swayed their hips and took off their clothes one by one to the rhythm of the music.
She called out in a sweet voice, "Whose is this one?"
"Of course it's Mr. Lin!" all the guests said in unison.
At this point, Mrs. Lin had fainted from anger.
Mr. Lin quickly picked her up and got into the taxi.
Mrs. Lin suddenly came to her senses and angrily shouted, "You liar, you bastard, you beast!"

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