The most powerful and comprehensive hilarious replies from the most insane poster in history!!!

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Forum Basement: In the dead of night, under a dark and windy sky, quietly and silently, a person hanged himself in front of a barbershop...
23. Forum poster: There are just too many pretentious people, it's so annoying!
Forum comment: OP, don't be pretentious, pretentiousness leads to leipility! (Note: Don't show off, showing off will get you struck by lightning!)
24. Forum poster: I'm so rich, what kind of car should I buy for my nanny?
Forum reply: That depends on how far her relationship with your husband has progressed. (Author: elecon)
25. Forum poster: He swore today that I'm a part of his life, a part of his body, and that he can't live without me~
Forum comment: My ex-boyfriend said the same thing. Later I found out that I was his appendix, occipital tuberosity, frenulum, or six fingers—something that was dispensable!
26. Forum poster (Japanese): Did Mr. Jin Yong's concept of acupressure in his martial arts novels originate from Chinese massage?
Forum comment: Not so. In my country, acupoints are for pressing; in your country, acupoints are for fucking.
27. Forum poster: If I had 100 million RMB, I could take out a loan to buy a house in Tomson Riviera!
Forum reply: Yes, but you'll need to borrow money to pay the property management fees first.
28. Forum poster: Stock market experts, please tell me, can I make a fortune by going all in on stocks the day before the Beijing Olympics opening ceremony?
Forum comment: No, because August is historically one of the most dangerous months for the Chinese stock market. Other extremely dangerous months include March, July, January, September, October, November, May, June, December, April, and February.
29. Forum poster: I earn a six-figure monthly salary and my monthly expenses are also over five figures. Wow, am I considered a rich person?
Forum comment: Truly wealthy people keep control of their spending, no matter how they want it. Take Li Ka-shing, for example; wherever he buys something in Hong Kong, the money ultimately goes back to him.
30. Forum poster: What's wrong with South Korea? Anyone who brings up South Korea again, be careful, we'll cross the 38th parallel and fight you to the death!
Forum reply: CCTV's weather forecast lasts at least three minutes, while your country only has one sentence—"Cloudy or rainy nationwide." Does such a nation dare to fight against China?
Forum poster: Which country do you hate and despise the most?
Forum comment: Japan, ****!
Forum poster: Can't you speak without using profanity?
Forum comment: Okay.
Forum poster: Please answer again, which country do you hate and despise the most?
Forum first comment: ****!
32. Forum poster: Let's talk about twins, anything goes. My dad was a twin, but one died at birth, and the other passed away before he was forty. 33. Forum poster: My girlfriend always says she has small breasts, but I think they're okay. Forum guys, please help me judge!
Forum comment: Two pimples on my back!
34. Forum poster: My mother told me a lesson when I was little: If you argue with one person, it's not necessarily your fault; but if you argue with many people, it's definitely your fault!
Forum reply: Robber logic! So, the reason your mom has been raped by so many people must be because your mom is very lewd?
35. Forum poster: Guess which country I'm of mixed race? ^_^
Forum reply: Chinese people + Transformers!
36. Forum poster: Dream interpretation needed: Last night I dreamt of Zhang Ziyi. Zhang Ziyi said she really liked me, but I said I have a girlfriend, and then Zhang Ziyi cried.
Forum reply: Congratulations on becoming an adult, because the diary entry you wrote the next day was titled "Dream of Yi"! (Author: Nose Cramp, zzerx)
37. Forum poster: Haha, I successfully registered the ID "Kung Fu Panda". Do you guys think it'll be cool to use this name in the future?
Forum comment: Your dad's a gigolo!
38. Forum poster: Last night while walking my dog, our Tibetan Mastiff got into a fight with a mangy stray dog near the woods. Damn! I never expected the Mastiff to be so thoroughly defeated by a mixed-breed dog!!!
Forum comment: ****, before I went bald, they all called me Lion!
39. Forum poster: Do you guys think I look like Wu Bai?
Forum reply: Only half like it! (Idiot?!)
40. Forum poster: Wang Xiaoya married Chen Zhangliang. Please comment in four words.
Forum reply: He's reformed!
41. Forum poster: Write down the words that hurt you the most from the person you loved most... (Author: jademansion)
Forum reply: You got in? (Author: roby14)
42. Forum poster: The CPI is keeping the people of the whole country, and even more so the top leaders of the central government, up at night.
Forum comment: Who are you kidding?! A boss who can't sleep?! I'd like to see which lady is so arrogant!!!
43. Forum poster: Our government is the most considerate and caring government for its people!
Forum comment: The original poster forgot to type the word "coin"...
44. Forum poster: I heard a really nice song, but I only remember the lyrics "A sesame cake is not as good as a fine needle". Can you tell me the song title?
Forum reply: You know, Macau isn't my real surname... -_-! (Sweat~~ I've memorized the Seven Sons' Song like this.)
45. Forum poster: I got a girlfriend, but her family is involved in organized crime. What should I do?
The reply was: Damn, you don't know how to join a party?!
46. Forum poster: After having sex with my girlfriend, who claimed to be in her first relationship, I found out she was a virgin. A while later, she hesitantly admitted to having a relationship in high school, then another in college, and finally said she had been raped before. Hilarious reply: For foreign affairs, ask Google; for domestic affairs, ask Baidu. For sex, what to do?
A truly outrageous reply: Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself in the mirror first!
62. ****OP: Let's all share the situation of our respective companies, summarize it, and take a look at the economic situation!
A hilarious reply: I work as a male prostitute, and now even rich women don't come out anymore; they've all switched to using cucumbers to save money…
63. Original Poster: Why are more and more people not wanting children?
A brilliant reply: A high-ranking official from Beijing said that we must start with children.
64. ****OP: Just wondering, my husband is too old-fashioned, what should I do?
A hilarious reply: I'm not feudal, any position is fine.
65. ****Original Poster: The new CCTV building has been officially named "Smart Window" Building!
A hilarious reply: Someone awesome should build a "Gangtai Hotel" across the street; business would be booming! Then Beijing residents could proudly say, "We Beijingers have hemorrhoids." Seriously, if this thing is called a "Smart Window," then the capital city looks like a chrysanthemum.
66. ****Original Poster: First-hand account - The incident of the traffic police squadron and police station in Shiyan, Bao'an District, Shenzhen being vandalized.
A brilliant reply: Another domestic blockbuster to watch!
67. ****OP: I'm planning to buy a house. Could you please analyze the current trend of my country's real estate market?
A hilarious reply: Buying a house now seems almost like joining the Kuomintang in 1949.
68. Original Poster: City managers have added new weapons to catch stray dogs!
A brilliant reply: We are all of the same origin, why are you in such a hurry to destroy us?
69. ****Original Poster: I've always hoped that my boyfriend and I could get married this year, but he refused, and we broke up later. Now I'm wondering if it was because I pressured him too much that he left.
A brilliant reply: Too tight? It's more like too loose!
70. ****OP: My girlfriend was lying on the bed in a "spread-eagle" position when I had sex with her four times. Guess how she felt?
A truly powerful reply: "Awesome!"
71. ****Original Poster: Let's talk about some outrageous inventions from different countries, the kind that make your scalp tingle.
A hilarious reply: I just realized that Nazism and communism were both invented by Germans. That's just too damn ridiculous.
72. ****Original Poster: British newspapers suggest London give up hosting the Olympics and let Beijing take over.
A hilarious reply: Beijing police: London, I'll give you a piece of my mind. 73. ****Original Poster: A very serious problem: There are a few hairs that are longer than my erect penis.
A brilliant reply: This can't be blamed on Mao! You know that…
74. ****Original Poster: The photos taken by the captain of the Zhenhua ship, showing the defeat of the pirates, are truly impressive. Awesome!
A hilarious reply: Before leaving, the two pirates gave the crew a helpless thumbs-up: "The Chinese are awesome!" ...This article is fucking censored?

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