A beautiful woman is making things difficult for the small business owner!

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1. A beautiful woman makes things difficult for the small business owner!
On a hot summer day, a beautiful woman was about to buy a drink.
The pretty girl said: Boss, give me a drink!
The owner asked: "Do you want it cold?"
The beautiful woman said angrily: "Don't you know that women have a few uncomfortable days?!"
The shop owner said helplessly, "Who knows? You didn't stick a sanitary napkin to your face."
Comment: If I put this on your face, I'd think you'd been in a fight!
2. Why does it happen every month?
The girl asked: Why do women menstruate?
The boy answered: Because men need rest too!
Comment: This is so classic. Isn't it said that men also have a physiological refractory period?
3. My legs went weak with fear!
A female worker's house is leaking, and she has taken a day off to repair it, but the work is not yet finished.
The next day, she sent a text message to her boss requesting an extension of her leave. When her boss saw the message, he was so shocked that his legs went weak.
The text message read: "Sex isn't over yet, too much fluid is leaking, can't control it, let's do it another day!"
Comment: Your teachers have been telling you since you were little that you need to explain things in more detail, but I don't know.
4. The female donkey suddenly went into heat.
The production team bought a male donkey, but it died a few days later! Just then, the female donkey went into heat, so the employees quickly called their supervisor to report it.
Employee: Reporting to the manager, the female donkey is in heat, and the male donkey is dead. Should we buy a male donkey first, or wait for you to return?
Comment: You can't make this decision; only the leader can.
5. I also think your wife is amazing!
A beautiful new female secretary joined the company.
A few days later, the general manager said smugly, "Last night I discovered that my new secretary is better in bed than my wife!" The deputy manager chimed in, "I also think she's better than your wife!"
Comment: Your time as deputy manager is coming to an end.
6. Can you handle this?!
A girl pointed to the newspaper and said to her boyfriend, "Look, look, you can get a 300 yuan subsidy for donating sperm." The boyfriend nervously asked, "What do you want?" The girlfriend replied, "If you can handle it, I want to buy an apartment this year..."
Commentary: Even stallions couldn't handle it, the key is they can't produce that many.
7. He actually slept with the nanny!
When the wife came home, she discovered her husband had slept with the nanny! To settle the matter, the husband promised to buy his wife a pair of leather pants. To show he'd reformed, he wanted to fire the nanny. The wife said, "Wait a minute, I also want a leather coat!"
Comment: Just buy them all already, don't be so nervous.
8. Why is my wife there too!
Two men were drinking at a bar when one of them noticed two women sitting in a corner. He exclaimed, "Quick, come quick! I see my wife and mistress sitting over there!" The other man looked and his expression immediately changed: "Strange, why are my wife and mistress sitting there too?"
Comment: It seems these two are related, like brothers-in-law, and they're kicked in the back.
9. What exactly is the most poisonous thing?
Three children were chatting about what's the most poisonous thing! Child A: Mosquitoes are the most poisonous. My brother got bitten on the hand, and it's red and itchy. Child B: Wasps are the most poisonous. My brother got stung on the face by a wasp, and it's still swollen and painful. Child C thought for a while and said: I don't know what stung my sister, but her stomach is all swollen and big!
Comment: This is too toxic; the swelling will take nine months to go down.
10. The man couldn't hold back any longer.
A man fell in love with a beautiful woman, and every time he saw her from a distance, he would get a strong erection!
That's why the man never dared to ask a beautiful woman out.
Finally, the man couldn't resist any longer and called the beautiful woman to ask her out, and she readily agreed!
Fearing he would lose control when they met, the man tied his penis to his right leg.
The man arrived at the beautiful woman's door, rang the doorbell, and the woman, dressed in a very sexy summer outfit, opened the door!
Suddenly, the man kicked the woman to the ground with his right leg!
Comment: Quickly explain why you kicked it, or the beautiful girl will fall head over heels for you.
11. My friend's wife is too open-minded!
A man is having dinner with his friends, a married couple.
The man told his friend's wife, "I grew up playing naked with those two!"
After hearing this, my friend's wife replied, "So what if we played naked until we grew up? We played naked until we were both naked!"
Comment: Back then, even if you were shown a naked body, you wouldn't know what to do.
12. Look at your despicable behavior!
A man and a woman were on a blind date. The woman cut to the chase, asking, "Have you bought a house yet?" The man honestly replied, "Heh, not yet!" The woman was furious: "Do you think we can even continue this conversation?" The man thought for a moment and retorted, "You son of a bitch, look at your own filthy behavior! How much does a house in Beijing cost? 1.5 million! Even if I started now, spending 200 days a year hiring prostitutes at 200 yuan each time, having a different one every day until I was sixty, it would only cost me 1.2 million! And I could have a different one every day! Look at your filthy behavior, what makes you even worth a house?!"
Comment: If you think about it carefully, it makes sense; getting a wife is such a waste.
13. Someone else's wife is lying in bed!
I've observed the heavens tonight, and I foresee hotels and guesthouses being completely full! Countless young women will lose their virginity, and the good news is, the woman in bed will be someone else's future wife. The tragedy is, your future wife won't even know whose bed she's in. Even more tragic is that she lost her virginity in a cheap motel years ago! And today she's demanding a house worth 10,000 yuan per square meter before she'll marry you! ...
Comment: Weddings are too expensive; you might as well go to a brothel.
14. Give perverts a good beating!
A perverted man posted: "Why do so many girls want to have sex with me when they see me?" A hilarious reply: "Because you look like a penis..."
Comment: Being handsome doesn't mean you can do whatever you want; having a good dick is still a good thing.
15. What is that sound?!
A father and son were sleeping when they heard a loud noise from the newlywed couple next door. Because the soundproofing wasn't very good, the son asked, "Dad, what's that sound?" The father, trying to sound calm, replied, "That's Japanese. You'll understand when you grow up!"

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