Extremely tasteless, hilariously witty

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1. Today I let out a loud fart on the bus, and several people next to me immediately turned around. For a moment, I felt like I was on a singing competition show…
2. Xiao Sun was strolling along the road when he saw a car with a row of small characters written on its rear.
Curious, he quickly approached and wrote, "Why are you so close? Does your fart smell so good?"
3. Girl, Buddha said that it takes ten thousand glances in a past life to exchange for one meeting in this life. The fact that we can pick out second-hand household items together at a small stall on a busy overpass tonight is perhaps a destiny from a past life. You look like a middle school student, and I could be your uncle, so your comment "Go home and touch your mother's butt, you pervert" is a bit too much.
4. Today, when Mom was cleaning out the refrigerator, she took out three cloves of garlic. They had rotted and turned purplish-black, and had sprouted green shoots.
My mother held up a clove of garlic and said to me, "Look, even though this garlic is rotten, it's still giving birth to new life! What a tenacious spirit!"
I learned a lot from that. I'll never marry a woman like my mom, who's so lazy she can let garlic rot and still have so many excuses. What a meaningful day!
5. Yesterday, the boss's wife came to the company and caused a scene. It turned out that the boss's secretary was his mistress. The two got into a fight; the boss's wife slapped the secretary, and the secretary grabbed the boss's wife's hair! They couldn't be separated! Everyone in the company was in a panic! Until the secretary grabbed the boss's wife by the neck!
Then this little duck fell off the secretary's desk. I really like it and I'd like to ask if anyone knows where I can buy it?

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