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5 short jokes, 3 

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1. Lü Bu posted on
Weibo : Diao Chan bought a new dress, it's so beautiful. Cao Cao
replied
: Request a picture.
Ma Chao: Request to share.
Dong Zhuo: I bought it for her.
Xiao Qiao: What brand? What style? What fabric?
2. Emperor
Xian of Han posted on Weibo: Being an emperor is really not a good job. Yuan Shu
replied
: Who says it isn't?
Sun Quan: It's easy for you to say that.
Liu Bei: Let me be one.
Cao Cao: I can help.
Sima Yi: I want to too.
3. Liu Bei, Guan
Yu, and Zhang Fei swore brotherhood in the Peach Garden. Liu Bei raised his wine bowl and said, "From now on, we three brothers will be of one heart and one mind, to support the Han Dynasty, kill the traitors, and fight on the battlefield! Come, drink this bowl!"
Zhang Fei said, "Eldest brother is right!"
Guan Yu replied
, "We don't ask to be born on the same day, but we ask to die on the same day. Cheers!" Zhang Fei added, "Second brother is right!"
Liu Bei kicked him over, "What's your surname, Zhang or Sha?"
4. Silly child, how could you be a silly child?
The little panda cried and asked Mrs. Panda, "Mom, is my real dad actually Uncle Bear next door?"
Mrs. Panda suddenly covered his mouth, "What nonsense are you talking about! If your dad hears this..."
"Dad told me, he said I'm a brat..."
5. Serves you right for being chased by a dog
. Have you ever encountered a nasty dog that tries to bite you as soon as you walk past it, and the more afraid you are, the more aggressive it becomes?
Here's a trick: if you encounter a jerk like this, just bend down as if you're picking up a stone, and it'll run away!
A friend of mine tried it after I told him about it.

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