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The documentary series "A Bite of China" went bankrupt while filming tea eggs. 

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1. Why has "A Bite of China" been delayed in its sequel? Now we finally know the inside story—the production team went bankrupt while filming tea eggs

. 2. Snow White (because she was beautiful) was envied by the Queen and nearly killed. Fortunately (because she was beautiful) she was spared by the hunter and (because she was beautiful) was rescued by the seven dwarfs. Although she almost died from eating a poisoned apple, (because she was beautiful) she was awakened by a loving kiss from the prince. (Because she was beautiful) she was loved by the whole nation and (because she was beautiful) lived happily ever after with the prince. Do you understand the moral of this story?

3. Lamborghini originally produced tractors. As for why it ventured into sports cars, there's an interesting story: Ferruccio Lamborghini, the founder of Lamborghini, bought a Ferrari sports car and found that the clutch had a problem. So he complained to Ferrari, but Enzo Ferrari, the founder of Ferrari, ridiculed him, essentially saying, "Go back to playing with your tractors"... and then, another great brand was born.

4. On their wedding night, the groom excitedly lifted the bride's red veil, only to find it was another woman. Startled, he hurriedly asked, "Who...who...who are you?" The woman smiled gently, blushing, and whispered, "The bride was drunk; I'm a substitute bride.

" 5. "I was playing chess with a friend, and he captured my king!" "What are you trying to say?" "Um...I'm so cool!"

6. I felt very uncomfortable picking my nose on the subway and being stared at by the person next to me. "What are you looking at! Never seen someone pick their nose before?!" "I have, but why the hell are you flicking it at me?"

7. Shopping rhythm: The rich shop and buy; the artsy type shop and take photos; the foodie shop and eat...

8. In class, I raised my hand and asked the teacher, "Do you believe I can win five million in the lottery later?" The teacher laughed and said, "Silly, keep dreaming." "Thank you, teacher!" After saying that, I closed my textbook, contentedly lay down on the table, and fell into a deep sleep.

9. If you were willing to peel back the layers of my heart, you would find pericardium, pleura, fibrous membrane, serous membrane, epicardium, myocardium, endocardium, right atrial appendage, left atrial appendage, coronary sinus... but not you...

10. My girlfriend broke up with me, but promised to watch one last movie with me. I prepared for this for a long time, even watching the movie alone beforehand, just so I could spoil the ending!

11. I was having dinner with two old friends. A was talking about his recent business success, beaming with pride, which made me slightly uncomfortable. B suddenly slammed his hand on the table and yelled: "So what if you're rich?!" A was taken aback, then slammed his hand on the table again and replied: "Yes! Being rich is great!" B slammed his hand on the table even harder and shouted: "Actually, I think so too!!" Then they put their arms around each other's shoulders and started clinking glasses, laughing heartily.

12. My wife was cleaning at home. I saw her sweating profusely while wiping the table, so I went over and asked her, "Are you tired from wiping the table?" My wife nodded vigorously, "Yes, tired!" "Then don't wipe the table anymore," I said gently to my wife, "mop the floor instead."

13. Every morning when I can't find the socks I prepared the night before in bed, I always wonder if I sleepwalked and ate them!

14. I think that in the dark of night, when I feel lonely, sad, and melancholic, I should have a bowl of super delicious braised beef instant noodles!!

15. Yesterday, I went shopping with my wife. She saw a set of cosmetics she liked, but when she saw the price tag of 799, she said, "That's too expensive, let's look at something else." I was secretly pleased, thinking, "My wife is thrifty!" At this moment, the sales clerk got upset and came over to my wife, saying: "Do you know why mistresses are so rampant these days? It's because you wives don't spend money on dressing up, so it all benefits the mistresses!" My wife glanced at me and said quietly: "I bought it."

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