Happy Children's Day to all the adorable babies!

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1. At night, only my 3-year-old son and I are at home.
I teased him, "Son, if a devil came and wanted to eat someone, would you let him eat me or you?"
The son said, "Eat me."
I was deeply moved and asked happily, "Why?"
My son said, "The devil ate you, and I'm scared to be home alone!"
2. At the beach, Dad pointed at the setting sun and shouted proudly, "Go down, go down!"
Sure enough, the sun set in no time, and the child was mesmerized. He clapped his hands and said, "Dad, do it again! Do it again!"
3. On the train, a father and son are chatting with the train conductor.
How long have you been on the train?
"It's been more than three years."
The son asked in surprise, "Dad, where is he going? He's been sitting here for so long and he still hasn't arrived!"
4. On my way home from get off work, I saw a vendor selling strawberries from a cart. I thought my five-year-old son liked them, so I stopped and bought a pound.
When we got home, my son skipped over to me, his little eyes fixed on the bright red strawberries, and said happily, "Dad, I want to eat some!"
I said, "Wait, strawberries must be soaked in water before eating..."
Just then, the bedroom phone rang. I quickly put the strawberries down to answer it, and when I came out again, I found that my son and the strawberries on the table were gone.
I was wondering what was going on when I heard the sound of running water coming from the bathroom. I went in and saw my son, naked, soaking in the bathtub, putting a strawberry in his mouth.
5. Before bed, I told my son a story: "There was a little bird that was very filial to its mother. When its mother got old, it caught insects for her to eat. What would you do if I got old?"
The son said earnestly, "I'll catch big bugs for Mom to eat!"

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