There are so many bizarre things.

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1. Two people chatting online:
A: "I have severe OCD."
B: "Are you a Virgo?"
A: "Damn it, why didn't you add a question mark?"

2. Two women arguing: "I'm Wang Sicong's wife! I've already changed my name on my household registration to 'Wang Sicong's Wife'."
"What a joke, has my husband acknowledged you? My husband personally admitted that I belong to him." After saying that, she took out her household registration book: "Look carefully, my name is Wanda."

3. A man liked to flirt with married women. Because the women often stayed out all night, her husband found out and suspected her of cheating. By looking through the women's phones, he found the unfamiliar numbers she frequently contacted and became furious, calling them repeatedly.
The man was timid and didn't dare to answer. Later, he couldn't stand it anymore, answered the phone, and cursed like a god: "Who the hell are you? Why do you keep calling my wife?!"

4. Coming home drunk in the middle of the night, he entered the room and saw his wife and the neighbor, Old Wang, in his bed. He was immediately enraged and grabbed the two of them and beat them up.
After the beating, I sobered up a bit, looked around, and realized, "Damn, I went into the wrong house!" I quickly apologized to Old Wang and his wife, saying I was drunk and went into the wrong house.
He grabbed my collar: "I can understand you going into the wrong house, but you don't even have a wife, you know that?"

5. One day, I was driving my boss's car to pick him up from the company. As soon as I got downstairs,
I saw my ex-girlfriend and her rich boyfriend. She saw me and said in a disdainful tone: "Oh, you're working as someone's driver
now?" Not knowing how to answer, a hand reached into the car window.
It was my boss. He said in a very submissive tone: "Mr. Zhao, your package."
I didn't say anything, started the car, and drove off. As I left, my boss bowed and said, "Take care, Mr. Zhao."
After driving a few hundred meters, tears streamed down my face.
That was my boss, who had lost face for my dignity.
Then my boss turned to the rich guy and said: "Son, learn from this, see how I make a loser fall head over heels for me!"

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