Three short jokes

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1. Gathering
Shortly after graduating from university, the classmates discussed having a reunion, but since everyone was scattered and busy making a living, it was difficult to agree on a location. Finally, the class monitor suggested: the zoo!
When asked why, the class monitor sighed and said, "Only there can I feel like I'm a human being."
2. The third steamed bun
Once, Grandma made steamed buns at home. Because there were many people and everyone had different tastes, she made three different fillings. After they came out of the steamer, her grandson casually took one. His mother glared at him, so the grandson broke the bun in half, giving half to his grandfather and half to his grandmother. His mother was very happy. The grandson then took another bun, broke it in half, and gave one half to his aunt and the other half to his uncle. Everyone said, "This child is so thoughtful."
Just then, the little grandson picked up another steamed bun, muttering, "I don't believe this third one isn't fennel-filled!"
3. Reasons
Old Fu had a habit of grinding his teeth. That night, he instructed his wife to put a slice of pear in his mouth to prevent him from grinding his teeth, and then he went to sleep peacefully.
The next morning, Lao Fu woke up to find there was no pear in his mouth, so he woke up his wife and said angrily, "Didn't I tell you to put a slice of pear in my mouth?"

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