Hilarious little brats that will make you laugh out loud

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1. I took my 6-year-old daughter for a walk in the park one evening. She didn't want to walk anymore and said, "Daddy, carry me." I said, "You're so big now, why do you still need to be carried? Walk by yourself. "
She pointed to a couple sitting on the grass and said, "Look, that older sister is so big and still asks her brother to carry her ." Okay,
I'll carry her...
2. I work as a hairdresser. One day, a child came in for a haircut but didn't have any money. He said to me, "Uncle, I got my haircut here last month."
"Hmm, I remember."
"My mom said it has a three-month warranty."
3. Once, my Chinese teacher assigned a semi-open-ended essay topic: "What I admire most about my mother is—". The essay was handed in.
When it came time for feedback, the teacher said helplessly, "I know you all feel that writing things like 'I admire my mother's diligence and hard work' is a bit overused and you want to try something new, but no matter what, you can't write 'I admire my mother's son the most'!"
4. Because I signed my Chinese test paper, my dad scolded me: "Look at your handwriting, it's awful! How long has it been since you last used a pen?"
I quickly and humbly accepted the criticism: "I'll change it. I use the computer so much, I rarely write by hand anymore." My dad snorted and turned his gaze to my younger sister sitting next to me reading a magazine.
My sister hurriedly called out, "Dad, please don't criticize me, I at least use a pen every day, even if it's just an eyebrow pencil."
5. While taking my son to school, at the school gate, one of his classmates
excitedly ran over and said, "Our family has a villa now!"
My son calmly said, "What's so great about that? My hometown has..."

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