Eleven Jokes

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1. Both marriage and driving require a license. Driving requires a driver's license; marriage requires a marriage certificate.
2. Both marriage and cars need a break-in period. A new car may look shiny, but the internal mechanisms are not smooth and need a break-in period to smooth things out; a marriage in its early stages requires mutual understanding, tolerance, and compromise.
3. Both marriage and cars need maintenance. A car that isn't maintained will stall and break down; a marriage that isn't maintained will break down and fall apart.
4. Both marriage and cars are subject to public scrutiny. Those driving luxury cars are envied by those driving beat-up cars; happy marriages are envied by unhappy ones.
5. Both marriage and cars are consumables. A car's performance deteriorates over time, eventually becoming unusable and requiring scrapping; a marriage that lasts a long time inevitably encounters problems, eventually leading to divorce.
6. Both marriage and cars are associated with red lights. Driving requires not running red lights; marriage is most vulnerable to red-light districts.
7. Both marriage and cars have weaknesses. Cars fear being filled with the wrong fuel; marriages fear infidelity.
8. Neither marriage nor a car should be driven by unrealistic expectations. The most expensive car isn't necessarily the best; the best car is one whose performance and price suit your needs. The same applies to marriage; the most beautiful isn't necessarily the best. Compatibility is paramount.
9. Both marriage and a car require focused attention. Driving demands complete concentration, or you risk an accident; marriage cannot be taken lightly, or it will end in separation.
10. Both marriage and a car have safe havens. A car's safe haven is its garage; a marriage's haven is its home.

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