You look comical, but your brain is extraordinary; you're a genius goofball all day long.

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I must be a genius. The puzzle box said it would take 3-5 years, but I finished it in just one hour.
I just received a phone call. A deep voice on the other end said, "Your wife is in my hands." I was horrified: "Who are you?! Why are your hands so big?!"
China just showcased the Dongfeng-5B and Dongfeng-31A missiles at its military parade, and Obama went on a wilderness survival adventure with Bear Grylls. I have a feeling that something big is about to happen in the United States.
If a beautiful woman in a crowd takes a liking to me at first glance, there's basically only one possibility: the police will identify me as a suspect.
For someone as lazy and fond of food as me, the only way to lose weight is to urinate and defecate frequently.
Seven days off for National Day... My girlfriend asked where we should go! I planned to take her hiking on the first day... the second... the third... the seventh day, my legs were so sore I could barely walk... This plan is cheap!
While I was in line, the uncle standing behind me tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Can I stand in front of you?"
I said, "Okay." Then I turned around on the spot, fulfilling the uncle's request.

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