Thirteen excellent jokes

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1. A little mouse on a cliff waved its short front paws, jumping down again and again, trying to learn to fly. A mother bat watched it fall and bleed, saying worriedly, "Dad, should we tell it it's not our biological child?"
2. A male dormitory student's late-night chat lasted until 3 a.m. Suddenly, they wanted to discuss the question, "What should you say first when you meet a beautiful girl?" One student woke up with a start and said, "Forget it, let's sleep!"
3. Robber: "Tell me the safe's combination! I'll kill you if you don't!" Female employee: "I won't tell you even if you kill me! I won't tell you even if you ruin me!" The robber looked her up and down and said, "You wish!"
4. The female bird was in tears, while the male bird angrily said, "How many times have I told you? This ring was put on me by the people at the bird research station, it's not a wedding ring! I'm not married yet!"
5. In a restaurant, the woman asked, "Are you planning to marry me?" The man remained silent. Woman: Don't think nobody wants me! If you piss me off, I'll find someone right here and marry them! Waiter walks over: Miss, you've scared away all our customers.
6. Dude, do you know why I got yelled at the other day? I saw an underline under the words on that pretty girl's shirt, and I couldn't resist clicking on it.
7. A woman wearing a pencil skirt got on a bus. The skirt was too tight to lift her legs, and even after unbuttoning two buttons, she still couldn't. Turning around, she saw a man staring at her and yelled, "You pervert!" The man retorted, "You're the pervert! You've already unbuttoned both of my buttons!"
8. During an airborne exercise, the officer asked, "How many new recruits are there this year?" A soldier replied, "We can tell by looking at their butts when they land!" The officer asked, "Why?" The soldier said, "Because the new recruits all have footprints on
their butts!" 9. Remember that time you went to the TV station to sing a song? Three out of four judges collapsed. Luckily, one judge went on stage, excitedly shook your hand, and said, "What a talent! Others sing for money, you sing for your life!"
10. Several people were watching the sunrise. One person pointed to the treetops and said, "I see it!" The others also said they saw it. Just then, someone came out from behind the tree, pulling up their pants: "So what if you saw me? What's all the fuss about?!"
11. Boys are generally not allowed in the girls' dormitories and must leave before 8 PM. Otherwise, at 8 PM, the dormitory supervisor will shout: "Girls, it's time to see the guests off!
" 12. On the bus, an old lady was afraid of missing her stop, so she asked at every stop. When the bus arrived at a stop, she kept nudging the driver with her umbrella: "Is this the exhibition center?" "No, this is spare ribs!"

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