Gossiping about women makes men laugh until they cry.

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1. Everyone says women are like cats, so it seems like they're born with a cat-loving complex, like Tmall! 2. When a woman asks if your clothes look good, a smart person just goes and pays. 3. I'll never find a soulmate in this life, so I'll just settle for someone rich. 4. For a dishonest boyfriend, dump his ex without hesitation. Like my ex, who was clearly an atheist but insisted on calling me a goddess—unbearable! 5. A good man is one who, when arguing with his girlfriend, adopts a "I'm bound to lose" mentality. ---That's what my girlfriend taught me. 6. A female colleague said her criteria for a boyfriend: a tireless jackhammer in bed, and an ATM that always gives in to his needs outside the bed. 7. Girl A: Why do snails sometimes look quite cute, while slugs are so disgusting?
Girl B: It's similar to men. Once you have a house, even the most sleazy man becomes much more lovable. 8. A guy leaving the hair salon might think, "My short haircut makes me look a bit silly; I hope no one notices."
A girl leaving the hair salon might think, "My new haircut looks amazing; I hope no one notices!" 9. What is a wife? A face you can show off, and a heart you can bring home. 10. My girlfriend and I played a "Do you understand me?" game. I gave her six questions to choose from.
I went first, got one wrong, and she shook her head disappointedly, saying, "You don't understand me 100%."

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