Funny and amusing children

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1. Seeing that all my colleagues had bought cars, my wife and I started talking about buying one that evening. "Why don't we buy one too, so we don't feel ashamed in front of others..."
I started to say, but my wife interrupted, "What are we going to use to buy one? We just bought a house last year, and our savings are
all gone. Besides, we don't have any family heirlooms, nothing to sell." Our youngest daughter took a certificate from the wall and said, "Athletes auction off their gold medals when they're broke, so I'll risk it all to buy a car—I'll go auction off my certificate tomorrow!"
2. On the hilltop, a child was herding sheep; at the foot of the hill, a mother was weeding.
The mischievous child shouted down the hill, "Wolf!"
When the mother, carrying her hoe, ran frantically to the top, the child laughed, "I was just kidding!"
A little while later, the child repeated the trick, and the mother fell for it again.
When the mother was tricked into going to the mountain for the third time, the child cried, "Mom, the book is lying! They said it won't work the third time..."
3. My son brought me a toy car he made himself, proudly showing it off: "Look, isn't it pretty good?"
I looked at it carefully and said, "It's really good, but why are the wheels different sizes?" My
son: "We don't have any bottle caps at home."
I: "You can buy a few bottles of mineral water, then you'll have bottle caps!"
My son said seriously, "No, the teacher said this is an environmental assignment, we can't buy new things, we can only use household waste to make it."
I gave my son an approving look.
At this moment, I heard my mother muttering to herself from the kitchen: "Strange, where did the caps of the soy sauce bottle and vinegar bottle go?"
4. One day I was joking with my wife, and my son was there too. My wife said, "Son, your dad often goes on business trips, maybe you have a younger brother or sister outside."
I said: "And older brothers and sisters." My
wife: "Son, did you hear that? You have older brothers and sisters outside, and your dad has a mistress outside!"
The son, without even looking up, said: "Mom, are you kidding me? If I had older brothers or sisters, you'd be the mistress, okay?!"
5. Daughter: "Dad, you need to behave yourself. From now on, you'll say everything Mom
wears looks good.
" Husband: "Why? It clearly doesn't look good!"
Daughter: "If you say it doesn't look good, Mom will go shopping for clothes, and then our..."

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