A woman loved eating mala tang (a spicy hot pot dish), but her husband forbade her from eating it anymore.

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1. A beautiful woman went to Chanel and saw a very low-cut evening gown. She tried it on immediately. After she came out, she asked the shop owner: "Boss, isn't this dress too low-cut?" The shop owner: "Excuse me, miss, do you have chest hair?" The woman angrily said: "What are you talking about?

How could I have chest hair?" The shop owner: "Then it is indeed too low." 2. Husband: Honey, what if I have a mistress? Wife: I'll take her out to dinner and make my best dish, chicken stew with mushrooms. Husband: Honey, you're so good, so understanding and righteous... Wife: Good what? I'll use your chicken!!!

3. Master, I dreamed that my girlfriend dumped me, and then a few days later she got together with my best friend. I'm so afraid this dream will come true. Don't worry, dreams are usually the opposite. That's great, is it true? Well, she probably got together with your best friend first, and then dumped you.

4. Girls these days are so good at pretending. Last night, I had a small gathering with some colleagues at a karaoke bar. When we were leaving, my crush said she was drunk and wanted me to take her home. I said, "You can get drunk from juice?!" Luckily, I was quick-witted, or I would have missed playing games tonight.

5. My buddy, my crush, and I were hiking. When we reached a secluded spot, she whispered in my ear, "Can you ask your buddy to go down the mountain to buy a bottle of water?" How could I? I'd be an idiot not to seize such a good opportunity! So I dashed down the mountain. Why did my crush end up dating my buddy?

6. A woman loved spicy hot pot, but her husband forbade her from eating it! Can you guess why?

7. A boy was exercising at the stadium when he met a girl running. He was attracted to her and observed her. The first week she ran one lap, the second week two laps, the third week three laps... The boy couldn't resist going up to her and asking, "Are you going to run four laps next week?" The girl shook her head shyly: I won't run away next week.

8. The following types of women should not be married: 1. Female director: Stop! Let's do it again. 2. Female ticket seller: Go a little further in, it's quite empty inside. 3. Female internet cafe owner: Are you going to get on or not? There are people waiting behind you. 4. Female nurse: Get on the bed quickly, take off your pants. 5. Kindergarten teacher: **, behave yourself. 6. Female traffic police: I said you can't stop, and you can't stop. 7. Female mountaineer: Even if you have to climb, you have to climb up! Evil society leads to professional women!

9. A girl was rejected from a flight attendant interview. As soon as she got home, she yelled at her boyfriend: It's all your fault! The boyfriend was puzzled, why? The girl continued yelling: How can I not blame you? They made me stand up straight and hold an A4 sheet of paper between my legs, and I couldn't manage it after trying for ages!

10. A classmate just got a girlfriend, so the next day he asked for leave saying he had a toothache (actually, he wanted to take her out). B sneered, "Could it be that your girlfriend has diabetes?" Over the weekend, B went home for a blind date. Monday morning, B called A to ask him to call in sick, saying he had diarrhea…

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