Let's do it again (five more)

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1. Let's do it again.
Inside the hotel, after the two had made love, the man, smoking a cigarette, asked, "Your family is very strict, right? What will you do if you get pregnant?"
"Then I will commit suicide, and I will never implicate anyone else," the woman replied.
"Really? That's great! Let's do it again!"
Comment: If possible, the man might do it a few more times.
2. Leave your auntie a pair of underwear.
An elderly couple went to have their picture taken, and the photographer asked, "Sir, would you like side lighting, backlighting, or full lighting?"
The old man said shyly, "I don't mind, but could you leave your auntie a pair of underwear?"
Comment: The old man was actually quite humorous.
3. How much is your after-tax income?
A male director went on a business trip to another city, and a female classmate from his university days went to visit him.
The two chatted for a long time, enjoying each other's company immensely! As they talked, the topic of salary came up.
The male director asked, "How much do you make after taxes?"
The female classmate blushed and whispered, "Why bring up money when sleeping with an old classmate? You get into bed first, I'm going to take a shower."
Comment: That's how prevalent unspoken rules are.
4. My wife has insomnia and can't sleep.
A young couple was lying in bed trying to sleep, but the wife was having trouble sleeping.
The wife said to her husband, "Tell me a tragedy."
The husband said, "After I got my vasectomy, my wife had a miscarriage."
After hearing this, the wife said, "That's quite tragic. Is there anything more tragic?"
The husband thought for a moment and said, "The man had his vasectomy, but his wife got pregnant."
Comment: The male protagonist in this tragedy is actually quite pitiful.
5. The rich woman was kidnapped by the young man.
A young man kidnapped a rich woman!
The young man threatened menacingly, "Hand over the money now, or I'll rape you!"
After hearing this, the rich woman said shyly, "Young man, as long as I don't resist, it doesn't constitute rape!"

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