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Hilarious brats, all ended up in the hospital after being beaten up. 

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My child is in second grade and is very lazy. Today, when I asked him to do his homework, he suddenly asked me, "Mom, what are homework books made of?"
I said it was made of paper, and this brat actually said, "Oh, I think I'm allergic to paper. I feel uncomfortable every time I do my homework."
Come here, kid, I promise I won't kill you.
Xiaoming failed his math exam again and was "interrogated" by his parents.
Dad kicked him and yelled, "You good-for-nothing!"
Mom continued, "You only got such a low score because you were kicked by a donkey."
Xiao Ming pouted and said, "Mom, I won't allow you to talk about Dad like that!"
Grandpa asked his grandson, "My dear grandson, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Grandson: "When I grow up, I want to be a performing artist."
Grandpa chuckled and asked, "Do you have any special skills in this area?"
Grandson: "Yes, even my teacher often praises my acting talent!"
Grandpa pressed on, "How did your teacher praise you?"
The grandson answered earnestly, "My teacher often says that I'm like a little sparrow in class, a lazy pig when doing homework, a giraffe during exams, and a stray dog after school..."
My four-year-old son made his mother angry.
His mother threatened him: "If you make me angry again, I'll eat you back into my belly and pretend I never gave birth to you."
Son: "Mom, then you eat TV too, so I can watch TV in your tummy."
Mom @#¥#*@#¥
Dad: You failed again! Then he slapped Xiaoming across the face!
Xiao Ming covered his face: Dad, don't be angry. I'll show you my determination. I swear, if I fail the test next time, my whole family will die!

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