Hilarious lame jokes

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1. You see a girl at a party. You walk up to her and say, "My skills in bed are extraordinary." We call this direct selling.
2. You and a group of friends go to a party and see a girl.
A friend walks up to you, points at you, and says to the girl, "His skills in bed are extraordinary." We call that advertising.
3. You see a girl at a party. You walk up to her and ask for her phone number. The next day you call her and say, "Hi, my skills in bed are extraordinary." We call this telemarketing.
4. You see a girl at a party. You stand up, straighten your tie, go over and order her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her handbag from the floor, drive her home, and then say, "By the way, I'm quite the ladies' man." We call this public relations.
5. You see a girl at a party. She comes up to you and says, "I've heard you're incredibly skilled in bed." We call this the brand effect.
6. You and a group of friends go to a party and see a girl. You walk up to her and say, "Our skills in bed are extraordinary." We call this dumping.
7. You see a girl at a party. You walk up to her and say, "My skills in bed are extraordinary. After you practice with me, you can develop your own downline..." We call this a pyramid scheme.
8. You and a group of friends go to a party and see a guy. You walk up to him and say, "Our skills in bed are extraordinary." Then the guy says, "Sorry, I'm BL..." This is called anti-dumping.
9. You and a group of friends go to a party and see a girl. You walk up to her and say, "Here, only my skills in bed are extraordinary." We call this a monopoly.
10. You and a group of friends go to a party and see a girl. You walk up to her and say, "Only my skills in bed are extraordinary here." She says, "Actually, I'm a lesbian and don't like men." We call this anti-monopoly.
11. You and a group of friends go to a party and see a girl. You walk up to her and say, "My skills in bed are extraordinary. You can contact me through him." We call this a sales agent.
12. You see a girl at a party. You walk up to her and say, "My skills in bed are unparalleled." A guy walks by and says, "He's actually impotent; only I'm unparalleled in bed here." We call this malicious competition.
13. You see a girl at a party, walk up to her and say, "Buy me a beer, and by the way, I'm pretty good in bed." We call this a buy-one-get-one-free deal.
14. You and a group of friends go to a party and see a girl. You and your friends all go up to her and say, "My skills in bed are extraordinary, you can choose one." We call this bidding or tendering.
15. You see a girl at a party. You walk up to her and say, "We spent a night together two months ago, happy birthday!" We call this customer care.
16 You see a girl at a party. She comes up to you and says, “Who is better in bed?” That’s called a bidding process.
17. When you ask a girl, "How's my skill in bed?" that's called a customer survey.
18. You see a girl at a party, walk up to her and say, "Actually, the men here are all pretty good in bed, but to reach orgasm, you need to adjust your body's condition and structure. I have a lot of experience in this area." We call this management consulting.
19. You see a girl at a party. You walk up to her and say, "Miss, I think you'll get more pleasure if you arrange the whole process of sex in a more reasonable way..." We call this BPR.
20. You see a girl at a party, walk up to her and say, "How often do you attend parties like this?" We call this market research.
21. You see a girl at a party. You walk up to her and say, "I'm a police officer, and I'm really good in bed, want to try?" Then your friend tells you that you're not allowed to reveal your profession here. Then you say, "My skills in bed are great, but that has nothing to do with my profession." We call this the separation of government and business.
22. You see a group of girls at a party, and you walk up to one of them and say, “My skills in bed are extraordinary, would you like to try it?” We call this a one-to-one service.
23. If you hand over a business card that says "Unparalleled bedroom skills," that's called legitimate advertising. If you hand over a business card that says "Truly extraordinary bedroom skills," that's called trademark fraud.
24. You meet a girl at a party, walk up to her and say, "You're the 1000th woman I've approached, so you can learn how to be a pro in bed." We call this a sales pitch with a prize.
25. You and a group of friends go to a party and see a girl. You walk up to her and say, "My skills in bed are exceptional. If it doesn't work after trying, it must be your problem. We can get dressed and try again..." — This, I think we can call it Microsoft-style after-sales service.
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26. You meet a girl at a party, walk up to her and say, "Want to experience real bedroom skills? We offer a complete service for that." We call this a solution.
27. You meet a girl at a party, walk up to her and say, "You're the 10,000th woman I've approached, so you can experience my skills in bed." We call this girl a lucky customer.
28. You meet a girl at a party, walk up to her and say, "My skills in bed are extraordinary." Then you turn around and drink Hui Ren Shen Bao mixed with the little blue pills—we call that false advertising.
29. You meet a girl at a party, order her a drink, and say, "Today you can try my extraordinary skills in bed for free." We call this a romotion.
30. My penis used to be very big and bulky, but now I've shrunk it, and everyone says my skills in bed are extraordinary. This is called the successful restructuring of large and medium-sized state-owned enterprises.
31. A girl has experienced your skills in bed, but she's not satisfied, so you do it again. This is called patching.
32. At a party, a girl comes up to you and says, "I wonder how good you are in bed? I'll give you money; I want to test your skills." That's called venture investment!
33. You and your group of friends took turns having sex with a group of girls after a party; this is called a financial crisis...
34. You meet a girl at a party, walk up to her and say, "My skills in bed are extraordinary." Then you give her a videotape, saying, "This is a live recording of me. If you're interested, call me now for in-home service." We call this telemarketing.
35. You meet a girl at a party, walk up to her and say, "My skills in bed are extraordinary." But when you try it, the man can't get an erection. We call that a fake; afterwards, you can't pay the bill. That's called an economic crisis.
36. You meet a girl at a party, walk up to her and say, "My skills in bed are unparalleled." Then you disappear. That's called a closedown.
37. You meet a girl at a party, walk up to her and say, "My skills in bed are very ordinary, but I will exhaust myself for you." — This is called a clearance sale.
38. You meet a girl at a party, and just as you walk over to her to talk, she says, "I'm not interested in your skills in bed." This is called declining a sales pitch.
39. You meet a girl at a party, walk up to her, and she says, "I know you're amazing in bed, but please masturbate 10 times in a row first." That's called a trade barrier.
40. You meet a girl at a party, and she comes up to you and says, "I'll show you what I'm capable of, and you'll have to give me money." This is called asset restructuring.
41. You meet a girl at a party and say to her, "I'm an international student, and I'm really good at seducing foreigners. Want to try?" This is called exporting and then re-importing.
42. You meet a girl at a party, walk up to her and say, "My skills in bed are extraordinary." Then you give her a list of female testers; this is called certification.
43. You meet a girl at a party and tell her, "I'm very good in bed." She says, "I only sleep with foreign men." That's called racism.
44. You see a group of girls at a party, and you walk up to one of them and say, "My skills in bed are extraordinary, feel free to check me out online?" We call this e-commerce B2B.
45. You meet a girl at a party, walk up to her and say, "My skills in bed are extraordinary." Then you turn around and take a Viagra pill. That's called deceiving consumers.
46. You meet a girl at a party, and all the men go up to her and say, "We're all exceptional in bed, 3P and 4P are welcome." That's called dumping.
47. You go to a party with your friends A and B. At the party, you see a girl and go up to her, saying, "I'm the best in bed." A says, "I'm the best." The girl says, "You two compare lengths; only the longer one can have me." B acts as arbitrator and decides that A wins. This is called a biased refereeing decision.
48. At a party, you meet a group of girls and walk over to them saying, "My skills in bed are extraordinary. Come on, everyone! Who doesn't feel anything? It's a problem with your client." — This is called broadcast data transmission.
49. At a party, you see a group of girls and you take a liking to one of the prettiest ones. So you walk up to the ugly one next to the pretty one and say, "My skills in bed are extraordinary. I want to introduce her to her. If you can help me, I'll let you try it for free tonight." This is called a kickback.

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