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After reading the newspaper, a high-ranking government official exclaimed indignantly, "So many extramarital affairs! What kind of society is this!"
The official's wife chimed in, "That's right! They should all be arrested and shot!"
The high-ranking official gazed thoughtfully at his wife. "Tell me honestly, in all these years of marriage, has she been unfaithful to me?"
"Why are you asking such a question?" the official's wife asked in surprise.
"Don't run away, answer my question!"
“Well,” the official’s wife was clearly frightened, “you have to promise me you won’t hit me.”
"I haven't beaten my wife for a long time," he said with emotion.
"Fine," the official's wife said resolutely, gritting her teeth, "only three times."
"Three times?!" the high-ranking official exclaimed anxiously. "Which three times?"
"The first time, do you remember your doctoral exam at the University of Chicago? One of the examiners was incredibly difficult, determined to prevent you from passing. If you didn't get your doctorate, your family would lose face, and our future would be ruined. Later, that difficult professor personally came to our house to congratulate you on passing, and that was because of me."
"No wonder, it was all for me. What about the second time?"
"The second time, do you remember when you were ambassador to South America, and the king of that country threatened to sever diplomatic ties with our country? If they did, you would become the ambassador for severing ties, and your political future would be over. Later, that king suddenly changed his mind and stopped mentioning severing ties, and that was because of me."
"Oh, so you did it for me. What about the third time?"

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