8 classic, hilarious short jokes, a selection of the funniest!

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1. An 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl. His friend said, "You're really putting the girl down. You could be her grandfather." The old man was very dissatisfied: "I'm even more wronged. Her grandfather is two years younger than me, but I have to act like a grandson!"
2. There was once a girl who was willing to give her life for me. She said firmly, "If you keep bothering me, I will die."
3. A kissing scene appeared on TV, and Dad asked his son to get him a glass of water. Soon after, another kissing scene appeared on TV, and Dad asked his son to get him another glass of water. The son asked, "Dad, do you get thirsty whenever you see someone kissing?"
4. An elderly couple went to have their picture taken. The photographer asked, "Do you want the light to be metered, backlit, or full-light?" The old man said shyly, "I don't care, but could you leave my wife's underwear in?"
5. A chat in a British student group. A patriotic young man indignantly said, "Let's take advantage of the riots and snatch all the Chinese artifacts from the British Museum and return them to the Palace Museum! So many porcelains and bronzes!" Others in the group responded enthusiastically, offering suggestions. Then someone said quietly, "What if we snatch them and the Palace Museum smashes them..." The group immediately fell silent.
6. After the wedding, the groom said to the bride, "I'll go out to play cards and drink with my friends anytime, whether you agree or not!" The bride replied calmly, "I'll make love to you every night at nine o'clock sharp, whether you're home or not."
7. The boy had just arrived at his girlfriend's house and couldn't wait to kiss her! The girlfriend said, "No, I'm on my period!!" The boy was confused: "What does kissing have to do with periods?" So the boy forcibly kissed his girlfriend, when suddenly a woman rushed out of the kitchen! The woman pointed at the boy and yelled, "Why are you bullying my niece?!"

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