7 witty jokes - 58

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1. I had a fight with my husband, and my best friend advised me, "Can you two each stop talking to each other?" I replied, "Shut up, put your pants on, and get out of here."
2. There are so many people in the scenic area.
Beautiful woman: Brother, please don't push.
Me: I've tried my best to make room for you.
Beautiful woman: Brother, your penis is already 20 centimeters in.
3. After having sex with my wife.
Wife: I feel like you don't love me at all!
Me: What do you mean?
Wife: We've only had sex 21 times since we got married!
Me: Okay, let's get a divorce then!
Wife: Okay! I told you so, you don't love me!
Me: We've only been married for three days, and you're already making a scene with me, huh?
4. After get off work one evening, a female colleague asked me to go to her house, saying that her drain was clogged, so I went.
Me: The sewers are perfectly fine, aren't they?
Her: The sewer is leaking!
Me: No, I have to go...
5. Last night
Me: What happens if a man indulges in excessive sexual activity?
Roommate: Kidney deficiency
Me: What happens if a woman overindulges in sex?
Roommate: Nonsense! Of course it's the man's kidneys that are weak!
6. After having sex with my sister-in-law…
Sister-in-law: Brother-in-law, you're amazing!
Me: Of course…
Sister-in-law: At first, when my sister told me I was the best in the whole neighborhood, I didn't believe her... but now I do...
I:………
7. Last night I asked my best friend: "What kind of boyfriend are you looking for in the future?" My best friend said: "Someone in their twenties!" "What about you?" I said: "Someone in their thirties!" My best friend then asked: "Are there any men in their thirties?"

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