That's enough, would it kill you not to be so clear?

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1. A couple of days ago I bought a watch and sent it to the goddess at my workplace, but she said she didn't like it and returned it to me.
I'm contacting customer service to return the watch. They asked: "Did you remove the protective film from the watch?"
I said no, I've only opened the package, the packaging isn't even open yet.
The customer service representative said: "They meant they don't like you, not that they don't like the watch!"
Customer service, that's enough! 2. If the girl you're chatting with says she's going to sleep, but you still see her online half an hour later, rest assured, she must be a good girl because she's kind and worried that chatting too late will affect your sleep, waste your time, and drain your energy, effort, and youth.
Girls like this are rare finds, so cherish them.
Of course, besides being kind and understanding, you should also realize that she doesn't like you.
3. Me: "'It's probably better for the girl you like to have a boyfriend than not. With a boyfriend, you only have one enemy; without a boyfriend, your enemy is the whole world'... Hmm, that's quite true."
The top student said, "So, her current boyfriend is the strongest man in the world. Do you still have a chance?"
I:"……"
4. My girlfriend got food poisoning and was in unbearable abdominal pain. She told me, "I can't take it anymore, my stomach hurts so much, I'm going to have your baby!"
I was stunned for a moment, then said, "Don't talk nonsense. This isn't my child. This is clearly your and Fan's child, and it even has a name: Shit."
5. My friend's son, who is 5 years old, didn't study properly that day, and my friend disciplined him.
His son muttered to himself, "There are several kinds of stupid birds in this world: one kind flies first, and the other kind doesn't fly at all."
Another method is to lay an egg, placing hope in the next generation.
Then his son got another bump on his head.
6. You know, if a woman today were in ancient times, walking down the street...
If the emperor takes a liking to her and brings her to the palace, after they're done, she might wash her face...

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