A few jokes about showing off, etc.

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1. A girl posted a marriage ad, writing: "I'm a post-80s woman, beautiful, 165cm tall, and a virgin..." I was almost moved to tears. I replied: "That's rare, a post-80s woman still a virgin, what a good girl." A moment later, the girl replied: "I was referring to my zodiac sign when I said virgin, you're so old-fashioned."
Comment: She's really lost her virginity. Dude, you're getting way too excited.
2. A policeman went to Thailand on a case. He called a prostitute at night. After several rounds of lovemaking, the prostitute kept touching his penis. The policeman asked smugly, "Would you like to come again?" The prostitute replied sadly, "No, I just miss it. I used to have that too."
Comment: I was surprised I didn't realize she was a ladyboy; her transformation was incredibly successful.
3. During a morning math practice session, the entire class failed to finish. The math teacher, looking puzzled, said, "I finished it last night during the commercial break. You guys are too slow." One student immediately retorted, "Teacher, were you watching commercials on Hunan TV?!" The whole class burst into laughter.
Comment: I didn't advertise, it's just that the ad was too long.
4. The number legion and the letter legion started fighting. The number leader, 0, said, "1 and 3, you two form 'b' and infiltrate the letter legion!" After a while, 1 and 3 returned with bloodied heads, saying, "Leader! We were caught pretending to be b!"
Comment: This one is the most classic; I almost burst out laughing when I watched it.
5. Tencent: Always imitating, never sued; Xunlei: Always leeching off users, never caring about users; Baofeng: Always acting like a rogue, never caught; Rising: Always entertaining, never killing viruses.
Comment: Just for entertainment purposes. I won't even go into the current state of the IT industry...
6. On a bus, a pretty girl was being harassed by a pervert. Unable to bear it any longer, she turned around and yelled, "What the hell are you doing here?!" The whole bus fell silent. The pervert was stunned, paused for two seconds, and then timidly said, "One..."
Comment: You're really impressive, I admire you.
7. A young man on a bus saw a beautiful woman with a very low neckline, revealing her cleavage, and jokingly said, "What a place where peach blossoms bloom!" Upon hearing this, the beautiful woman lifted her skirt and said, "And the place where you were born and raised!"
Comment: Those who flirt with women will inevitably be flirted with by women themselves.
8. A young lady ordered stir-fried dog penis while dining. When she picked up the food, she accidentally dropped it between her legs. The young lady was shocked: This thing is amazing! Even after it's been cooked and chopped up, it still knows its way around!
Comment: The taste is a bit heavy; the younger brother wasn't fired.
9. Kindergarten teacher Xiaofang pointed to the pinyin letters m, a, y, d, b on the blackboard and tested the children. The children pronounced them in the most standard way: "Mo-a-yi-de-bo-!"
Comment: These kids are so cute.
10. Once, our class went to Hangzhou for a trip. At the Jingci Temple, we saw the release pond (a pond full of turtles). Seeing the turtles with only their heads above the water, the cute girl excitedly exclaimed, "Wow! So many turtle heads!!!" My male classmates and I burst out laughing, and the girl's face immediately turned bright red…
Comment: When mm gets excited, she becomes incoherent.
Please give this a like after you laugh, it will motivate me to post in the future, thank you everyone.

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