This is a selection of quotes by Han Qiaosheng.

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(Tennis) Look at their shorts, they're interesting. Tennis players' shorts are specially made. Oh, they're wearing skirts. (Oh no, Agane, don't help me up!)
(Asian Games Wushu Competition, Han Qiaosheng) The Chinese athlete has entered the arena. Her spear dances like a dragon emerging from the water, powerful and awe-inspiring. It immediately brings to mind Zhao Zilong of Changshan, the fierce Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu of the Three Kingdoms period. Oh, Guan Yu used a sword… (His eyes leave his manuscript and glance at the arena) Oh, sorry, she used a staff. (Years later, watching this still makes me want to vomit blood)
(Asian Games) "With lightning speed, like a thief stealing a bell." (A classic example)
France beat New Zealand 76-50 by 14 points. (Where did this go wrong?)
They just held a unique wedding ceremony last week. ("Aren't you going to say anything?")
Quotes from the September 27th Sino-Arab War:
The UAE team launched a furious attack in front of their own goal... (self-torture!)
UAE's Masoud crossed from the middle to the byline... (This has been commented on twice before).
"With Torricelli sidelined due to injury, Inter Milan's defensive strength is greatly reduced." (At this moment, Zhang Huide, the teacher next to Han, points out that Torricelli is actually on the field.)
Han Qiaosheng praised the TV director, saying: "This director has a unique style. He captured this shot from the audience: a man, a woman, a fat man, and a thin man—very interesting." (Crazy)
During the commentary on the women's softball game: "The rules of handball are more complicated, and it's difficult to judge without being there in person" (Is it handball or softball?)
After China won its 20th gold medal, Han Dazui said, "China's total gold medal count has risen to 20th place." (Han Dazui!)
(Ninth National Games)
The girls' entry into the water elicited rough laughter from the men in the stands. (Pervert!)
In the men's synchronized 10-meter platform diving, the pair of athletes from Shanghai had a unique pairing. One looked to be 18 or 19 years old and was already quite tall, while the other was only 13 or 14 and very short (not conforming to the pairing principles of synchronized diving). This wasn't particularly funny; the key was the commentary by Han Dazui. After one dive, Dazui said, "Look at this pair of athletes, isn't it interesting? One tall, one short; one big, one small. It's strange, isn't it? Logically, the larger athlete, being heavier, should enter the water first. Why is the smaller athlete entering first?" The accompanying commentator could only explain it this way: "The smaller athlete didn't have the power for the takeoff, so they didn't jump as high as the larger athlete, and therefore entered the water first." ("The heavier one enters first"—it seems Galileo's Leaning Tower experiment was a waste of time. Han Dazui is a staunch follower of Aristotle.)
"This action of entering the water reminds me of a line from a Tang Dynasty poem: 'Following the wind, it silently enters the night, nourishing all things without a sound...'" (I prostrate myself in admiration, no, I prostrate myself in admiration.)
"Beijing athletes Li Na and Wang Rui won fourth place. Their swimsuits were very beautiful today, but they could only announce the arrival of spring without competing for it. When the mountain flowers are in full bloom, they will be smiling among them..." (Mao Zedong's teachings are firmly kept in mind)

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