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The innocent and naive children burst into laughter 

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1. One day, a mother asked her son what his dream was when he grew up.
The son said, "I want to be a pilot when I grow up."
The mother was very happy and asked, "Why do you want to be a pilot?"
The son looked up at the white clouds in the sky and said, "Because I want to go up to the sky and eat those cotton candy." 2. In the evening, I told my son the story of "The Little Tadpole Looking for His Mother" to lull him to sleep. After I finished telling the story, he still wouldn't go to sleep.
I tried to comfort him: "The story is over, the tadpoles have all found their mothers, shouldn't you go to sleep now?!"
My son shook his head and said, "No, the tadpoles haven't found their fathers yet." 3. One day, Mom took her son to see a ballet performance. It was his first time seeing a ballet performance, and seeing the ballet dancers dancing on tiptoe, he asked curiously, "Mom, why don't they find a taller dancer?" 4. My son asked me, "What does 'achieving twice the result with half the effort' mean?"
I explained, "When people do things the right way, they only expend half the effort and achieve twice the results."
My son nodded and said, "Like our neighbor who gave birth to twins at once, that's achieving twice the result with half the effort, right?" 5. On the weekend, Dad had arranged to meet his friends outside. His son didn't want him to leave, so Dad got anxious and said, "Honey, Dad has arranged to meet the uncles at the station at 9 o'clock."

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