Contract Chicken and three other articles

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1. After a night of passion, the man stroked the woman's smooth back and said, "Stop it, let's reform." The woman was touched: "Do you want me?" The man: "Yes!"
The woman said: "Just give my boss 200,000 yuan upfront, and guarantee a minimum monthly expenditure of 20,000 yuan. After two years, I'll be yours." The man was shocked: "So you're a contract prostitute?" Comment: Be careful, "contract prostitutes" are prone to viruses!
2. I had a day off today. I didn't sleep much last night. I wanted to have a nice long sleep. A little while later,
my two-and-a-half-year-old son came over, lifted the covers, and shouted: "Dad, I want to watch Bald Qiang!" A little while later, he shouted: "I want to watch Tom and Jerry!"
This made me angry. I grabbed him and slapped his bottom twice. I thought my son would run to his grandma and cry.
Unexpectedly, my son said domineeringly: "I didn't eat. It doesn't hurt!" This made me laugh. Comment: It seems this kid has been training his bottom's resilience since he was little!
3. Honey, look, your hair is everywhere when I mop the floor, it's so annoying.
Let's get a divorce, and you can live with that bald woman in our village.
I was just saying that.

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