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There are many advantages to a man having a long beard. 

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1. It helps to enhance a man's image of gentleness and elegance. Men with a big beard are generally "smiling without showing their teeth"!
2. A distinctive beard can give a man an artistic flair.
3. Using a long beard to wipe the floor, how cool would that be? It would also save you from needing a broom.
4. There are seats available on the bus. In modern civilized society, it's already unreasonable not to give up your seat to someone with a full beard!
5. It can enhance the relationship between fathers and sons or grandparents and grandchildren. When a little kid is playing on a swing while pulling on a beard, the feeling of contentment is something that people without beards can never experience.
6. It can enhance the relationship between men and women. In the hot summer, when a woman nestles under a man's thick beard like a little bird seeking shade, their feelings for each other will grow stronger day by day.
7. In family education, when a little kid misbehaves, a man only needs to kiss him a few times with his full beard, and the kid will roll on the floor, crying out, "Spare me! I'll never do it again!"
8. In winter, a beard can keep you warm, and in the freezing season, its warmth is no less than that of a pure cotton mask.
9. It can save water, and with a full beard as cover, even if you don't wash your face for a month, no one will notice.
10. Saves a lot of household expenses; the cost of purchasing razor blades, shaving cream, and electric shavers can be eliminated.
11. It also saves time, as you no longer have to waste time shaving every day.
12. It is very beneficial to health because the beard can greatly reduce the chance of getting sick through the mouth. In addition, some foods that are not easy to digest are filtered by the beard before being eaten, making them easier for the body to digest and absorb.
13. It increases a man's masculinity. If he can grow a full beard, everyone who sees him will say that he is a real man!
14. It is also very useful when thinking and making decisions. If you encounter a difficult problem, just stroke your long beard and your thoughts will flow like a spring.
15. Greatly improves the success rate of getting things done. "A beardless mouth is unreliable, but with this big beard, what can't he get done?"
16. Enhance your personal deterrent power. When you are glaring and stern, who wouldn't be afraid?

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