Classic jokes that will make you laugh

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1. Not even as good as a dick!
During the counterattack against Vietnam, a regimental commander fought bravely but was unfortunately hit by a stray bullet, losing his penis. When the villagers heard the news, they all rushed to the hospital to comfort him. Of course, this was a difficult matter to discuss; the commander didn't let them know the extent of his injury, only saying it was a minor scratch and he'd be discharged soon. The villagers went home reassured. The commander's wife, young and beautiful, in the prime of her life, knew the extent of his injury. Thinking about it, she couldn't help but cry sadly. The commander, understanding their plight, patiently comforted her, saying, "Don't cry, Mom. The children are all grown up now. I've tried everything for you these past few years, what more could you ask for? Look, I've been promoted to division commander, and even after transferring to civilian life, I'll be a high-ranking official. Is a high-ranking official less important than a penis?"
Comment: J8 is quite important at night.
2. Ah... Oh... Harder... You... You've made me feel so good... I'll make you a pair of cloth shoes!
In a small mountain village, there lived a couple. The woman was beautiful, but the man wasn't particularly handsome. The woman was very flirtatious and started an affair with a young man from the village. Her husband gradually became suspicious but couldn't find any evidence. One day, he finally came up with a plan. He pretended to go visiting relatives and said he wouldn't be home that night. His wife saw this and invited her lover over to their house that night. While they were having sex, the man secretly sneaked to the back window of their house, along with a group of his friends, to catch them in the act! Inside, the two were panting heavily. The woman was enjoying herself, moaning, "Ah...oh...ah...oh...harder...harder...you're making me feel so good...I'll make you a pair of cloth shoes..." Her husband, hearing this from outside, was furious! He stood up and yelled into the room, "Go for it! Fuck her to death! Fuck her to death and I'll buy you a pair of leather shoes!!"
Comment: Cloth shoes in the mountain village seem to attract middle-aged men; I wonder if a floral scarf could attract slutty women?
3. I'll scream when I reach my climax.
Mr. Wang took a bus to Gaochao Town in a certain city. Since he had never been there before, he started asking the female ticket seller after only two stops, "Has Gaochao arrived yet?" The ticket seller replied, "No." After two more stops, Mr. Wang asked again, "Has Gaochao arrived yet?" The ticket seller replied, "No." A few minutes later, Mr. Wang asked again, "Has Gaochao arrived yet?" At this point, the ticket seller was extremely impatient. She loudly replied, "Gaochao has arrived, I'll announce it!" As soon as she finished speaking, everyone on the bus was startled. All eyes turned to the ticket seller.
Comment: What an outrageous ticket seller! During her climax, she not only screams but also wants to be fucked. I wonder if anyone like that exists in real life?
4. The Chinese national football team and sex product advertisements
After the Chinese national football team's defeat, the manufacturer of a "powerful and long-lasting pill" (a traditional Chinese medicine) hired a national team player, l"x, to do an advertisement. The scene was: l"x was holding a football in his left hand and pointing at the screen with his right hand, saying, "Who can go more than 90 minutes without shooting? I can!"
Inspired by an advertisement for "Powerful Long-Lasting Pills," a condom manufacturer recruited a group of players from the national football team to create their own ad. The visuals showed the players relentlessly attacking a goal, with the tagline: "No matter how many times you shoot, if it doesn't go in, it just won't go in!!!"
The manufacturers of birth control pills wanted to jump on the bandwagon, but their pills were for women, so what could they do?! However, after three days and nights of deep thought, they finally came up with a solution: have a referee known for biased officiating in the Chinese Super League dress in black, blow his whistle, make a gesture, and arrogantly declare, "No matter how many shots go in, they don't count!"

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