Five lame jokes

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1. It's Sunday again. Sitting alone in my multi-million dollar car, I feel no happiness whatsoever. The driver speeds along, but I have no heart to appreciate the scenery. My mind is filled with countless thoughts: What is the purpose of life? Is wealth really that important? Which is more important to a country, democracy or GDP? When will the rule of law be realized? Am I being too hasty?
Lost in thought, I look up: Damn, I missed my subway stop again…
2. At the end of last year, my boss yelled at me in a meeting: “You bunch of useless trash! If it weren’t for me, you’d all be begging on the streets!”
I couldn’t bear such an insult and resigned in a fit of anger.
Now, almost a year has passed, and it turns out my boss was wrong. I’m not begging on the streets; I’m at the train station.
3. I saw a pitiful beggar squatting at the subway entrance. Out of compassion, I threw all the coins I had into his bowl. He looked up
at me with tears in his eyes and said, moved, "Damn it, you idiot! I finally got a bowl of noodles!!!"
4. I opened my eyes and habitually checked the time on my phone. I should have just looked; I was shocked! It was exactly nine o'clock!
I was late for work. I jumped out of bed in fright. Coming to my senses, I realized it was just a dream.
I checked my phone again—10:30!
5. I dreamt that my friend and I were kidnapped. We were discussing how to escape when my alarm clock woke me up. I got up and prepared for work…

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