5 humorous jokes (2)

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1. Husband taking wife to see cars
: Honey, you got your driver's license! Let
's go see some cars. The wife, beaming with excitement, followed her husband. He took her to dealerships for BMWs, Mercedes-Benzes, Land Rovers, Porsches—all sorts of luxury cars.
The wife was moved to tears; she felt she'd been right to marry him!
Afterwards, the husband said: Honey, see? Don't ever crash into any of these cars!
2. You'd better not try to guess a woman's thoughts.
One day I asked my girlfriend to send me a photo. She sent it the next day, and I replied with a simple "Mmm."
She was very unhappy and asked: "Do you know what it means when a girl sends you a photo?" I thought of many answers, but none were quite right.
Then she said: "It means I spent at least 3 hours, changed 10 outfits, struck over 200 poses, used over 100 expressions, and deleted over 100 photos to choose this one, and you just said 'Mmm'?"
3. The Difference Between Growing Up:
One day, my little nephew asked me, "When will I grow up?"
I asked him, "When you watch TV and see the female lead about to be violated, what do you think?"
"Of course, I hope the male lead will appear quickly to save her!"
"I'm the exact opposite of you. That's the difference between a kid and an adult."
4. I Know Why Women Gain Weight After Marriage:
"Honey, I'm so fat, will you stop loving me?
How could I?! When you were thin, you moved into my heart, but after you got fat, you're stuck inside and can't get out."
My phone was flooded with this picture and this quote overnight! What beautiful words of love! Being a little chubby is good; if you're thin, you'll be squeezed out. If you
're fat, others can't squeeze in. Don't control yourself, just keep eating…
5. We're all men, we all know the truth.
I'm a taxi driver. Last night, two students, a boy and a girl, hailed my taxi. We agreed on 30 yuan. After getting in, the girl said, "Hurry up, the school gates will close soon!"
The boy said, "Driver, let me pay you first!" He took out a ten-yuan note and a hundred-yuan note, with the hundred-yuan note obscured by the ten-yuan note, and said: "Exactly 30!"

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