Children's Day, a world of humor for kids

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1. My son saw a TV commercial with lots of food and said to me, "Dad, I want to go inside the TV."
Me: "Why are you going in?"
Son: "I'm going in to get some good food."
Me: "Okay, then you can go in."
The son said weakly, "I'm too scared to go in."
I asked, puzzled, "Why?"
The son replied, "If I go in and you change the channel, I won't be able to get out."
2. A friend came to visit today and brought two big watermelons.
My son wanted to eat it, but he was too embarrassed to say so. He circled around twice and asked me, "Mom, did you buy this watermelon just to look at?"
3. In elementary school history class, the teacher asked Xiaohua, "Do you know how many dynasties followed the Sui Dynasty in my country? What were they?"
Xiaohua blushed and said, "I...I don't know."
Teacher: "Then you need to remember, there are five: Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming, and Qing, understand?"
Xiao Hua happily said, "I understand, it's sugar, vinegar, salt, and MSG, right, teacher?"
4. A couple wanted to enroll their son in a training class. The father said, "Let's enroll our son in a Go class to develop his intelligence."
The mother said, "I'll enroll my son in a judo class. It will not only help him improve his physical fitness but also teach him self-defense."
The father and mother argued, each holding their own opinion, and eventually came to blows.
Hearing the commotion, the son came to the living room, where his mother was pushing his father to the ground.
Seeing this, the son said helplessly, "I think you should learn judo. At least you won't suffer like Dad when you fight."
5. Tell your child the story of "Journey to the West": Sun Wukong hits the monster with his staff, turning it back into its original form...
The child shouted urgently: Why not make it square again?!
6. In first grade, I love to eat snacks. My allowance is only one cent a day, which is far from enough.
One day, I saw that a classmate's 50 cents was about to fall out of his pocket, so I went up to him and said: You run first and I'll chase you and play, okay?
Then my classmate ran ahead and I chased after him. I chased and chased, but why didn't the money fall down?

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