15 lame jokes

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No. 1: A fat man fell from the twelfth floor and became a dead fat man!
No. 2: A piece of candy was walking in the Arctic and felt very cold, so it turned into rock candy.
No. 3: A mother picked up her daughter from kindergarten and asked on the way home, "What English did the teacher teach today?" The daughter replied, "Big Sprite." The mother was puzzled and asked the teacher at the kindergarten the next day. The teacher said, "Yesterday we taught the capital 'b'."
No. 4: Two bananas were walking down the street, one in front of the other. As they walked, the banana in front felt hot, so it took off its clothes. And guess what—the banana behind fell over.
No. 5: A black cat rescued a white cat from the river. Do you know what the white cat said to the black cat afterwards? It said, "Meow—"
No. 6: Two tomatoes went shopping. The first tomato suddenly started walking very fast, and the second tomato asked, "Where are we going?" The first tomato didn't answer, so the second tomato asked again. The first tomato still didn't answer, so the second tomato asked once more. Finally, the first tomato slowly turned its head and said, "Aren't we tomatoes? Can we talk?"
No. 7: Once upon a time, there was a steamed bun walking along the road. It walked and walked until it suddenly got hungry... so it ate itself...
No. 8: A polar bear was bored, so it started plucking its own fur, one hair, two hairs, three hairs... until it had plucked all of its fur. Suddenly, the polar bear said, "I'm so cold!"
No. 9: There was a matchstick walking along the road, walking and walking, walking and walking... Suddenly it felt an itch on its head, so it scratched and scratched and scratched... Then... then it caught fire and finally went out.
No. 10: There was a person who looked like an onion, and he started crying as he walked along.
No. 11: There's a hide-and-seek club, and their leader still hasn't been found...
No. 12: When will Chen Shui-bian want unification? When he buys instant noodles.
No. 13: [Illegal Image Link] Xiao Ming got a new haircut. The next day at school, his classmates saw his new hairstyle and laughed, "Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite!" Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. While crying, he... flew away...
No. 14: An egg went to a teahouse and became a tea egg; an egg went swimming in the Songhua River and became a preserved egg; an egg went to Shandong and became a braised egg; an egg was homeless and became a wild egg; an egg tripped and fell on the road and became a missile; an egg went into someone's yard and became an atomic bomb; an egg went to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb; an egg got sick and became a bad egg; an egg got married and became a scoundrel; an egg went swimming in a river and became a nuclear bomb; an egg went into a flower garden and became a female opera singer; an egg rode a horse and carried a knife, and became a female warrior; an egg was female and ugly, and became a dinosaur egg; an egg...

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