Funny stories about cigarettes by young teachers

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The best student
When I first started teaching, I liked to smoke on my way to school. Especially when I smoked, I attracted a lot of attention from the students. After a few days, several students were incredibly impressed with me: "Hey bro, you're something else! You dare to smoke on campus! What's your name? We'll all follow you!" I replied, "I'm Teacher!" They scattered like birds, and I was depressed for 20 minutes!
Even more outstanding students
I was smoking outside the office that day, enjoying my cigarette, when suddenly someone snatched it away. "Which class are you from? How dare you smoke outside the office!" I was incredibly annoyed. I pulled out two cigarettes and said, "Hey, teacher! Don't tell the principal!" The teacher was dumbfounded! The other teachers almost fell off their chairs laughing.
Best Undercover
On my first day of class, I arrived very early to get to know the students. When I got to the classroom, they were incredibly lively. Perhaps because I didn't speak, they all assumed I was a repeat student (did I really look like that?), and they all came over to flatter me, hoping I would protect them. One unlucky student even pulled out a cigarette and offered it to me. Finally, the bell rang. I took out my textbook, walked to the podium, and said, "Class begins!" The students' faces immediately turned cold.
A gentleman seeks revenge
One day, I was walking and smoking. Suddenly, someone ran up to me and snatched my cigarette, saying, "Which class are you in? How dare you be so arrogant!" I recognized him as a security guard, and I was furious: "What student dares to be so bold? I'm a teacher!" The guard looked bewildered. "Teacher So-and-so told me to come and catch you!" I recognized the name—it was my former homeroom teacher! Sure enough, he was laughing loudly nearby. I walked over, and he was still laughing, saying, "I couldn't catch you smoking for three years of high school, but I finally caught you!"
Romantic luck
One evening after self-study, I was walking home from school. As soon as I stepped out of the gate, a few young men stopped me. I thought, "Why am I so unlucky? Even protection money collectors are after me!" Just as I was about to identify myself, one of the young men offered me a cigarette, saying someone needed to talk to me. I thought, "These days protection money collectors are civilized! Let's see what they're up to." At that moment, the young men vanished, and a trendy-looking girl with dyed hair appeared. She stood in front of me and said shyly, "Can you be my boyfriend?" I stared at her, mouth agape. "I love stylish and cool guys. I've seen you several times; you're never wearing your school uniform, and you dare to swagger into school smoking! You're so unique, I like it!" Hearing this, I plopped down on the ground!

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